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Old Aug 7, 2003
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Virginia Laws

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Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed)

You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed)

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than
candidates."

You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed)

It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

You may not have oral or **** sex.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)

Police radar detectors are illegal.

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)
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haha, we can't tickle women, wtf kind of law is that?!
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go to dumblaws.com

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That is funny as ****. ha ha ha lol
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Those are true! I've seen them on some site also...I can't wait to leave this state...
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You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)

Sears and Home Depot shoppers are breaking the law then
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