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Rep Power: 0 well sure, even our car has the POTENTIONAL to beat a viper... just gotta drop a twin turbo JZ engine into it... which mean changing the car completely... after you are done they only thing left originally will be the H badage... and maybe your car mats.
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Rep Power: 0 "Also, the stereo system is amazing(really loud and good) there is an MP3 player in it, it plays MP3 songs from the kazaa. That is not included. But you will get the cd player from Toyota."
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what the hell was the point of telling us that!?!?!
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what the hell was the point of telling us that!?!?!
that has to be the funniest auction ive ever seen,like straight edge said about the mp3 player,did you catch the car cover that isnt included either[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]thats great i hope some moronbuys that carmuahahahaha
buys that carmuahahahaha 
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Rep Power: 0 That car has POTENTIAL you stupid idiots![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
I oughta kick that kid in the mouth, a supercharger and nitrous isn't going to beat a viper
I oughta kick that kid in the mouth, a supercharger and nitrous isn't going to beat a viper
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If you have any more questions, please go to TRD Racing.com (or something similar) they will tell you the exact specs on how to destroy any Supra or Cutlass.
How to destroy the car.......I thought he was selling it, not destroying it .....and WTF does at Cutlass have to do with anything???
How to destroy the car.......I thought he was selling it, not destroying it .....and WTF does at Cutlass have to do with anything???
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[hr]The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. That was looked into but it never happened[hr]
[hr]The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. That was looked into but it never happened[hr]
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Rep Power: 368 hey guys. check this out. highlight the text. and surprise surprise:
"Vehicle Description
This is the car you want. It has the potential to beat any viper or corvette out there. Go to summitracing.com and type in Nitrous or super charger. The cost will be worth it coming out of a toll booth. Limited Edition Number 481 out of 1500. fast furious hemi dodge viper lambo ferrari Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me
Vehicle Condition
I wanna get this straight right now, everything works like a good used car. All parts (including transmission, front suspension and front wheel drive boots) are working very good. The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. That was looked into but it never happened. My uncle had his truck parked in front of mine and it was leaking. Not my car. I always wait until the car is fully stopped before I put the car into another gear. The tires don't go flat a lot and the air pressure is changed about once a week. All of the lights on the inside are very bright, sometimes too bright but you can dim them. The trunk opens and closes good. I haven't really seen all of underneath the car but i can try to get some pictures so you can see how dirty or clean it is. This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so. There are some indentations in the floor mat from the gas pedal but that is the way it goes. Also, the back seat is small and clean. The car is a Japanese car that was built in Japan but driven in US. This car was mainly driven to/from work and my house. So most of the miles are highway and back roads. The car has always been driveway kept. No large objects, such as animals or stop signs, were ever hit. I have email now so you can email me. Please remember that EVERYTHING WORKS GOOD. If there are any problems with the brake hoses or anything like that, they are fine now, so it will be your responsibility. Unless it falls under the comprehensive 60 mile warranty. corvette mustang honda civic accord acura 300 z 350z supra toyota camry used new John Hartnett
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His mom beats him. it all makes sense now...
"Vehicle Description
This is the car you want. It has the potential to beat any viper or corvette out there. Go to summitracing.com and type in Nitrous or super charger. The cost will be worth it coming out of a toll booth. Limited Edition Number 481 out of 1500. fast furious hemi dodge viper lambo ferrari Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me
Vehicle Condition
I wanna get this straight right now, everything works like a good used car. All parts (including transmission, front suspension and front wheel drive boots) are working very good. The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. That was looked into but it never happened. My uncle had his truck parked in front of mine and it was leaking. Not my car. I always wait until the car is fully stopped before I put the car into another gear. The tires don't go flat a lot and the air pressure is changed about once a week. All of the lights on the inside are very bright, sometimes too bright but you can dim them. The trunk opens and closes good. I haven't really seen all of underneath the car but i can try to get some pictures so you can see how dirty or clean it is. This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so. There are some indentations in the floor mat from the gas pedal but that is the way it goes. Also, the back seat is small and clean. The car is a Japanese car that was built in Japan but driven in US. This car was mainly driven to/from work and my house. So most of the miles are highway and back roads. The car has always been driveway kept. No large objects, such as animals or stop signs, were ever hit. I have email now so you can email me. Please remember that EVERYTHING WORKS GOOD. If there are any problems with the brake hoses or anything like that, they are fine now, so it will be your responsibility. Unless it falls under the comprehensive 60 mile warranty. corvette mustang honda civic accord acura 300 z 350z supra toyota camry used new John Hartnett
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His mom beats him. it all makes sense now...
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"This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so"
never FULLY airborne... its been airborne before.. but not fully. heh.
so he didn't race it. but he sure took that corner a bit too fast. or whatever the heck he was doing...
I can't believe people are bidding on it.
"This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so"
never FULLY airborne... its been airborne before.. but not fully. heh.
so he didn't race it. but he sure took that corner a bit too fast. or whatever the heck he was doing...
I can't believe people are bidding on it.
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Rep Power: 368 "Also, I have a car cover. I never put it on the car but it is a very good car cover. It is designed for 94-98 Toyota Celica. It is not included in this auction."
lol. so he has a car cover he never uses... and he wont include it in the auction... lol.
dude's a great salesman.
lol. so he has a car cover he never uses... and he wont include it in the auction... lol.
dude's a great salesman.
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Rep Power: 0 Also, I was just driving the car, it is really good. I think the winner will like it. I drive it all the time almost and I like it. It will be the best ever if you win it. You can email with any questions about the car. A lot of people have already done that but only some of them have been said things that are mean. There is no need for that. I am not mean to you
the car is good and the winner will like that??? OK......I dirve it all the time, ALMOST....so you do or you don't .....And guys, stop saying "mean" things, he never said anyhting mean to you .......[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
the car is good and the winner will like that??? OK......I dirve it all the time, ALMOST....so you do or you don't .....And guys, stop saying "mean" things, he never said anyhting mean to you .......[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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All I have to say is STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]On Oct-15-02 at 07:23:27 PDT, seller added the following information:
There have been many people emailing me regarding this auction. Due to some concerns, I will change the warranty to 100 miles. That's right, 100 miles. If you need more, let me know. Also, I have a car cover. I never put it on the car but it is a very good car cover. It is designed for 94-98 Toyota Celica. It is not included in this auction.
Another thing. Many people have called me names and said that I can't speak english but I did not say I was a english teacher. I said I was selling a car. A 96 Toyota Celica.
One more thing. This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there. If you have a corvette or viper, take it out there and try it. I have driven this car fast but not really so the engine is very good kept condition.
If you have any more questions, please go to TRD Racing.com (or something similar) they will tell you the exact specs on how to destroy any Supra or Cutlass.
Click here to see a video
rice burner soy sauce were you in the war [hr]
[hr]On Oct-15-02 at 07:23:27 PDT, seller added the following information:
There have been many people emailing me regarding this auction. Due to some concerns, I will change the warranty to 100 miles. That's right, 100 miles. If you need more, let me know. Also, I have a car cover. I never put it on the car but it is a very good car cover. It is designed for 94-98 Toyota Celica. It is not included in this auction.
Another thing. Many people have called me names and said that I can't speak english but I did not say I was a english teacher. I said I was selling a car. A 96 Toyota Celica.
One more thing. This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there. If you have a corvette or viper, take it out there and try it. I have driven this car fast but not really so the engine is very good kept condition.
If you have any more questions, please go to TRD Racing.com (or something similar) they will tell you the exact specs on how to destroy any Supra or Cutlass.
Click here to see a video
rice burner soy sauce were you in the war [hr]
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[hr]On Oct-18-02 at 13:41:40 PDT, seller added the following information:
I have received a few (hundreds) emails about my auction. I think I need to clarify some things.
First, if if your not interested in it, fine, don't bid then. I don't need anymore smartass people emailing me saying "..is this a joke" or "...did your mom drop you a lot" and stuff like that. So please if you don't have anything nicer to say, please don't say it at all.
Secondly, if this car is tuned correctly to beat those vipers and vettes, it will not keep the current 29 - 33 mpg. That is obvious. Deal with it, don't bid if you can't deal with it.
Third, about the fuel injectors. Many people wanted to know about that. To answer all your questions, he has since fixed it and his truck is running better. So don't worry about anything like that when you bid. Bid with confidence.
Again, thanks for bidding. And to the winner, have fun!!!
howard stern blair witch hippie tree hugger purple cutlass with mexican decals rich weghead from wisconsin [hr]
[hr]On Oct-18-02 at 13:41:40 PDT, seller added the following information:
I have received a few (hundreds) emails about my auction. I think I need to clarify some things.
First, if if your not interested in it, fine, don't bid then. I don't need anymore smartass people emailing me saying "..is this a joke" or "...did your mom drop you a lot" and stuff like that. So please if you don't have anything nicer to say, please don't say it at all.
Secondly, if this car is tuned correctly to beat those vipers and vettes, it will not keep the current 29 - 33 mpg. That is obvious. Deal with it, don't bid if you can't deal with it.
Third, about the fuel injectors. Many people wanted to know about that. To answer all your questions, he has since fixed it and his truck is running better. So don't worry about anything like that when you bid. Bid with confidence.
Again, thanks for bidding. And to the winner, have fun!!!
howard stern blair witch hippie tree hugger purple cutlass with mexican decals rich weghead from wisconsin [hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: FLYINLOW
Whats the Deal with the hidden words? Is there a hidden meaning to it?? Or is he just that deranged?[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: FLYINLOW
Whats the Deal with the hidden words? Is there a hidden meaning to it?? Or is he just that deranged?[hr]
