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what would you do if your car.....
what would you do if your car got egged by some *uckers?
I know I shouldn't have left my moon room tilted open , but i forgot to close it last night.
These bastards threw eggs through the moonroof and got my inside full of dried eggs.
It's taking me 3 hours to clean this. and after I finish I'm gonna find these guys and KILL THEM!
I know I shouldn't have left my moon room tilted open , but i forgot to close it last night.
These bastards threw eggs through the moonroof and got my inside full of dried eggs.
It's taking me 3 hours to clean this. and after I finish I'm gonna find these guys and KILL THEM!
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Rep Power: 0 see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont **** with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody.
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Man, you tie their hands behind their back, toss them down a flight of stairs and then you strip them naked, put honey on their b@lls and lay them face down on a red ant hill. That ought to learn them!!!
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Rep Power: 0 id tie them up and throw eggs at there face, then id **** on em
and **** in there mouths oh ya and then put there mouth on the
curb and kick the back of there heads so it would rip there cheeks back to there
EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol thats what i would do!
and **** in there mouths oh ya and then put there mouth on the
curb and kick the back of there heads so it would rip there cheeks back to there
EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol thats what i would do!
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Rep Power: 0 I'd bait em, such as set up a camera (survailance) and put your car how it was the way it first got egged and hopefully they'll do it again but you have em on tape and you can report it to the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rep Power: 0 If I was you... I'd leave my sunroof open again. Setup a video camera watching your car, and make a big pot of coffee. I guarantee those suckers will be back. Get enough footage of them doing it, then chase at least one of them done (it would be cool if you could get your boys involved too). Now you can have them arrested. And you can take them to civil court for damages to your car. Maybe get a whole new interior because you can't really get all of the eggs out, and the court will want to make you whole.
no no no this is what u do chain them to something and have their @$$ sit on top of an ant hill for a few hours. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont *beep* with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody. [hr]
[hr]see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont *beep* with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody. [hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: speedracersong
everyone knows i carry a bat in my car. and i wouldnt think twice in busting some heads if some one messed with my car.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: speedracersong
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[hr]see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont *beep* with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody. [hr]
[hr]see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont *beep* with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody. [hr]
lol speed me too actually, lost my aluminum one (dont know where actually) after i went nuts on this kids benz so now i got the louisville slugger...its signed by some no-name yankee too!!
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Rep Power: 0 Wow I would have to throw eggs at them and find there ride if they do have it and throw eggs and watch the eggs dry on there. But yeah that would really suck my dads van got egged awhile back. Its so childish
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Rep Power: 0 Naa........ don't take it out on their cars, you'd be just like them............ try recording them again and report it to the police, or kick the crap out of them but don't take it out on the cars...............
Remember......... a car is a terrible thing to waste.........even if it's slow.........
Remember......... a car is a terrible thing to waste.........even if it's slow.........
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[hr]Originally posted by: SVongkasem
However many eggs they threw, is however many eggs you're gonna shove up into each and every one of their asses...[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: SVongkasem
However many eggs they threw, is however many eggs you're gonna shove up into each and every one of their asses...[hr]
anyways, that reminded me of a friend's car, got egged on the last day of school by this punk 11th grader, so we found out where he lived and filled his truck with dog crap from around town. he moved shortly after that, not out of town, just so we didn't know where he lived.
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[hr]Originally posted by: Erichyung
what would you do if your car got egged by some *uckers?
I know I shouldn't have left my moon room tilted open , but i forgot to close it last night.
These bastards threw eggs through the moonroof and got my inside full of dried eggs.
It's taking me 3 hours to clean this. and after I finish I'm gonna find these guys and KILL THEM![hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: Erichyung
what would you do if your car got egged by some *uckers?
I know I shouldn't have left my moon room tilted open , but i forgot to close it last night.
These bastards threw eggs through the moonroof and got my inside full of dried eggs.
It's taking me 3 hours to clean this. and after I finish I'm gonna find these guys and KILL THEM![hr]
You know the guys that did it?
If I knew the guys that did that to my car, I would carefully assess the situation, and who did it and why. If they were just being knuckleheads, and a bunch of immature kids.
Then that would result in (i) Nelson Bully Raid.
I would literally kick their asses, humilate them and get their money in the process. I might also have them clean it.
Now if the dudes that did it for a reason because I "egged" them on, and were bigger, stronger dudes. This results in (ii) Operation Patience.
This can include any indirect conflict to the individuals without any contact with them. Meaning hooking up and doing a one nightstand with their girlfriends. Kidnapping their dog/cat.
If you lack the patience. You can always just kick them in the ***** and run.
But again, if this was me. It would be EVERYTHING and it would probaly go down like this,
- Slash all the tires of the people that did it to me.
- Hook up with their girlfiend.
- Start a fight with each and every one of them. (Kick them in *****)
- Kidnap their pet.
- Slash their tires again once they get new ones.
There are alot of things you can do, but just which route you choose. I'd suggest do EVERYTHING that comes to your mind. If your mind goes a little too far, then your on the right route.
Ray <------ Waiting for a hate crime story about egg on tomorrow's news.
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[hr]Originally posted by: speedracersong
everyone knows i carry a bat in my car. and i wouldnt think twice in busting some heads if some one messed with my car.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: speedracersong
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[hr]see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont *beep* with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody. [hr]
[hr]see you need to get a rep, like the one that says "dont *beep* with that kid". i got that by being nice and returning twofold anything done to me. there are times when u can talk any confrontation out, and then there are times u just throw down and go nuts. this type of crap is definately ***** (what they did), so if u find the kids then beat them bloody. [hr]
Disclaimer - I go to the shooting rounds, and the gun is registered and I abide by all the laws towards guns in the state of California. So there.
But I have been known to hit 1 or 2 people with the Honda Club, that was a LONG TIME AGO THOUGH.
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OR --like some one was saying- set up a camera- they're sure to come back to the scene- let them get REAL close to doing something,(here's the new part) and then you and about ten of you buddies gag them, tie them up, roll them in honey and cayanne,with broken glass mixed in for good measure put them in trash bags and stick em in the trunk (maybe use a rental) , go to the fire ant hill next to the rats nest under the big thorn bush that you staked out. tie them down with tent stakes, and go home, get a deserved rest, don't look at the paper for about a week, it should take them about that long to find them. just a thought.not that I'd ever condone violence[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]
OR --like some one was saying- set up a camera- they're sure to come back to the scene- let them get REAL close to doing something,(here's the new part) and then you and about ten of you buddies gag them, tie them up, roll them in honey and cayanne,with broken glass mixed in for good measure put them in trash bags and stick em in the trunk (maybe use a rental) , go to the fire ant hill next to the rats nest under the big thorn bush that you staked out. tie them down with tent stakes, and go home, get a deserved rest, don't look at the paper for about a week, it should take them about that long to find them. just a thought.not that I'd ever condone violence[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]
