ramming speed captain

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Jun 5, 2002
  #1  
I live in a college town where parking is at a premium. I was parked in a street side spot on a saturday. I went to my car to drive it to school on monday morning and a piece of ish car parked right up to my rear bumper. There was also a car, a ranger or something with a trailer hitch right on my front bumper. So I said to myself, "self, we need to get to school and we need to leave now." So i did the honorable thing and saved what i could of my car and rammed the car behind me. A$$hole should not have parked so close. Too my surprise there was little damage to my rear bumper. I wear the little scrathes like a badge of pride and a warning to all that may want to box me in. In retrospect i should have bashed his windows in too. What a D1ckhead he was for parking like that, as if my car was a permanent fixture on that street. It turns out his car was broken down and coincedently he was outside later that day with a towtruck loading his car on it because it was broken down. I pointed and laughed to myself, revenge was had.
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Jun 5, 2002
  #2  
Awesome. But, um, was the trailer hitch already parked in the spot in front of you when you parked your car saturday? Because I always park towards the back of a slot if I have to parallel park.
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Jun 5, 2002
  #3  
lol...one time I was leaving my friends house and there was a mustang parked behind me I didn't see.
I hopped in my car and put it in reverse....then hit the gas for a quick 20 m.p.h. or so and i just launched that 5.0 piece of ****. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] Anyway once I felt the impact I jumped out real quick to see the mustang flying back 100 ft. or so barely missing a stop sign. The rat belonged to my friend Mike (he left his car in nuetral) who was in my car at the time, he jumped outta my car too and started tweaking out. It was the funniest thing ever...luckily neither car was damaged other than a very small intentation on my rear bumper where it smacked his front liscense plate.
As you said Andy22, the dent is like a badge of honor. It was well worth it to see a Ford go flying like that!!
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Jun 5, 2002
  #4  
i parked well behind a car in front of me on saturday. When all the kids came back on sunday people left and came and by monday morning the squeeze play was on. For sugar, I would never park in a spot so close to another car.
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Jun 5, 2002
  #5  
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[hr]Originally posted by: andy22
I live in a college town where parking is at a premium. I was parked in a street side spot on a saturday. I went to my car to drive it to school on monday morning and a piece of ish car parked right up to my rear bumper. There was also a car, a ranger or something with a trailer hitch right on my front bumper. So I said to myself, "self, we need to get to school and we need to leave now." So i did the honorable thing and saved what i could of my car and rammed the car behind me. A$$hole should not have parked so close. Too my surprise there was little damage to my rear bumper. I wear the little scrathes like a badge of pride and a warning to all that may want to box me in. In retrospect i should have bashed his windows in too. What a D1ckhead he was for parking like that, as if my car was a permanent fixture on that street. It turns out his car was broken down and coincedently he was outside later that day with a towtruck loading his car on it because it was broken down. I pointed and laughed to myself, revenge was had.[hr]
that was MY car, you lil s#it.

haha just kidding.. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]

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Jun 5, 2002
  #6  
Irk. You purposely hurt your Civic?

-Kre
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Jun 5, 2002
  #7  
Man, if I won the lottery, stuff like that would be the first thing I would do! Someone cuts me off in traffic, I'd give that guy a little 'love tap' just for good measure too! I hate people that totally block you in when parallel parking...

T-X
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Jun 5, 2002
  #8  
should have popped a mentos in your mouth... that would have solved it
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Jun 5, 2002
  #9  
lol avenger!! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Jun 5, 2002
  #10  
"Do do do do, do do, do waaaaaaaaaaa"
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Jun 5, 2002
  #11  
man you got ***** scratchin your own car up
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Jun 5, 2002
  #12  
Ah similar situation but it doesn't involve me or my car. My mom's car was parked on the street in a spot that really only fits one car but there's a little space left over. Anyway she goes to the car in the morning and find that it had been pushed up a couple of feet and there was this Jeep behind the car. My mom got the license plate because the back bumper was all scratched up but I guess you can't really prove anything unless there was a police report filed. She didn't have time to do all that.
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Jun 5, 2002
  #13  
Well, if you knew Shaolin Kung-Fu...
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