All Dogs Go To Hell!
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All Dogs Go To Hell!
Now, I'm not a dog owner. I've never liked them in the least bit. They smell, they're loud, they're stupid, they're obnoxious, they bark, they fart, they drool, and THEY DESTROY.
I was leaving my girlfriends house and her dog was outside. Now, this is just one mean dog. It looks fuzzy and playful, but its just a stupid bitch like the rest of them. Usually when I leave, the thing just barks at me and jumps around alot. I don't normally mind, as it does me no harm, so I usually say "bye Madison" as I hop in my Civic. This time however, I say "bye Madison" and as I turn around I feel the f*cker bite the back of my leg. So I get in the car to get away from the thing. It's obviously all riled up for some reason, so it starts jumping allover my car, SCRATCHING THE SIDES TO DEATH.
This 2002 beauty is only 7 months old. I have pampered it since its birth. There isn't a ding or surface scratch to be seen. It looks brand spaking new. It is the love of my life. ...now if only I could say the same.
The dog was running around the car, scratching it from all sides... Now I wonder why I was going slowly down the driveway...making sure not to hit the beast that was tearing the silver paint off my baby. I should have peeled out and left the thing in a bloody mangled dog corpse on the pavement.
I'm sorry if I've offended any dog lovers out there... but come on, I didn't do anything wrong here. There's probally $1000 of damage to my car because some stupid mutt can't mind its own buisness.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but I'm slowly going to come back to my pals on 2k1civic. Drop me a line people.
I was leaving my girlfriends house and her dog was outside. Now, this is just one mean dog. It looks fuzzy and playful, but its just a stupid bitch like the rest of them. Usually when I leave, the thing just barks at me and jumps around alot. I don't normally mind, as it does me no harm, so I usually say "bye Madison" as I hop in my Civic. This time however, I say "bye Madison" and as I turn around I feel the f*cker bite the back of my leg. So I get in the car to get away from the thing. It's obviously all riled up for some reason, so it starts jumping allover my car, SCRATCHING THE SIDES TO DEATH.
This 2002 beauty is only 7 months old. I have pampered it since its birth. There isn't a ding or surface scratch to be seen. It looks brand spaking new. It is the love of my life. ...now if only I could say the same.
The dog was running around the car, scratching it from all sides... Now I wonder why I was going slowly down the driveway...making sure not to hit the beast that was tearing the silver paint off my baby. I should have peeled out and left the thing in a bloody mangled dog corpse on the pavement.
I'm sorry if I've offended any dog lovers out there... but come on, I didn't do anything wrong here. There's probally $1000 of damage to my car because some stupid mutt can't mind its own buisness.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but I'm slowly going to come back to my pals on 2k1civic. Drop me a line people.
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fvck man that really fvcking sucks
i personally like dogs but i would never want to own one because there loud and they stink and they drool etc
i say give the dog one hard slap
well thats what my friends dad did to there dog and they dog is like really nice and playful and listens alot now it use to **** all over the house and shyt all over the ground but that doesent happen no more[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
i would never hit a dog though [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
i personally like dogs but i would never want to own one because there loud and they stink and they drool etc
i say give the dog one hard slap
well thats what my friends dad did to there dog and they dog is like really nice and playful and listens alot now it use to **** all over the house and shyt all over the ground but that doesent happen no more[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
i would never hit a dog though [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
Beat that fvcker with a stick!! 
But seriously, that sucks...esp cuz its your gf's dog....
I cant see a good, fair solution to this unless your gf is a doll and pays for new paint....but somehow i doubt that will happen....

But seriously, that sucks...esp cuz its your gf's dog....
I cant see a good, fair solution to this unless your gf is a doll and pays for new paint....but somehow i doubt that will happen....
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OMG, Do i feel for ya,....man that sucks
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I Rage when my girl's cat jumps on my car....[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG]I swear Im gonna ring its f*cking neck!!!!.
You really gota feel hurt
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I Rage when my girl's cat jumps on my car....[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG]I swear Im gonna ring its f*cking neck!!!!.
You really gota feel hurt
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We have a dog, but it's my sister that wanted him. I, of course, get stuck with all the maintenence. It's her dog, yet I have to brush him and go out with him, and give him food. It's a pain. Anyway, I hate little yappers too. Those little pieces of !@#$ that bark and act all scary 'cause they're actually so defenseless. That's their only defense mechanism and it pisses me off. I wouldn't have done anything either. Although maybe I would have backed away from my car and asked for someone to take him inside. I mean, you don't want to hit a dog. Although that dog should be disciplined. My dog is disciplined, so crap like that doesn't occur.
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<< Now, I'm not a dog owner. I've never liked them in the least bit. They smell, they're loud, they're stupid, they're obnoxious, they bark, they fart, they drool, and THEY DESTROY >>
i couldnt agree more
I would have killed it. I love dogs, but that is uncalled for. That would be a true test to see if your girlfriend really loves you. Kill her dog and see what she does. Now if it was a cat, it would have been dead a long time ago. I hate cats.
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damn u shouldn't be pissed at the dog its just an animal u should be pissed at ur girl, her *** just sitting down watchin the dog do this and not get up and hold the dog com on that is lazy and pretty messed up to allow her dog to do that to ur car.
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Forget dogs..damn neighbors cats that have absolutely no reason to be on my car. Already have a bunch of scratches on my hood. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG] They even have the ***** to come around my car while I'm working in it. Ready to buy me a BB Gun.
*pop pop meeoooooooooooww*
-Kre
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I told you kre, a little bowl of antifreeze will solve all your problems....
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