Me and my Injen vs. 2 fat chicks in a focus
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Me and my Injen vs. 2 fat chicks in a focus
haha, im sick and not going to school today so i figured i'd take some time for a little story
i just got my injen intake (not cold air) last thursday and me and my friend installed it. so, im racing around to test it, it sounds so much better than stock and actually does add a little bit of hp. I pull up to a red light and these two fat white chicks pull up next to me in a ford focus and the lady wants to race, i just laugh to myself.... but still race them... well not a full out race cause my friends turn was a block or two up, just from 0-55 or something.
There were 4 people in my car (to tell you the truth the 2 fat chicks probably weighd almost as much as us put together) but i still kicked the crap out of it
i just got my injen intake (not cold air) last thursday and me and my friend installed it. so, im racing around to test it, it sounds so much better than stock and actually does add a little bit of hp. I pull up to a red light and these two fat white chicks pull up next to me in a ford focus and the lady wants to race, i just laugh to myself.... but still race them... well not a full out race cause my friends turn was a block or two up, just from 0-55 or something.
There were 4 people in my car (to tell you the truth the 2 fat chicks probably weighd almost as much as us put together) but i still kicked the crap out of it
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And conversly, why do little puny, wuss guys by those huge Dodge Ram pickup trucks. It makes me laugh to see those monsters drive by with some guy in the driver seat that looks like about 130lbs. For a small portion of their life they want to be the big man.
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Rep Power: 0 "where you laughing at me an my automobile? I'll have you know this was the only automobile in my price range... hey everybody.. its that boy who likes to laugh at everyone... lets laugh at him... "
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I also recently had a "fat" encounter. There were 3 fat chicks in a neon. (why is it I always see fat chicks in neons??) And their uglier fatter friend in some hella old trans am. (WTF was she doing in a trans am?) So of course she thinks her TA is the shiznit, as well as the fatties in the neon.
Okay, now that you are done laughing, here's the story. I kept trying to get up to a light with the pair but didn't get the chance. Unfortunately the fattie in the TA toasted an integra LS before I got to race her with my car. I finally get a light and I'm between them (dear god don't eat me) and I'm so ready to go. Light turns and fattie in the TA stomps it. The car lurches forward (meanwhile the neon merely cried "dear god help me... all this weight!!") and I stomp on it. I gave her a thorough walking and she had the gall to give me the finger!!
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Rep Power: 0 That's funny as hell. Perhaps they had the mistaken conception if they bought a car that weighed lesser than they did and could squeeze in; people wouldn't realize their size. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 i was out driving around one night with my girl and these 2 guys reved up on me at a light in a 4-door Ford Focus. I figured what the hell..so when the light turned green we went, and at around 5k i pulled even with him, then i chirped 2nd....and pulled to about a car lengths ahead of him...then hit third and pulled to about 2 car lenths...then once i hit 6500rpm in 3rd, i shut down. easy kill
