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the following are conversations when a police officer pulled over a speeding car

police (P): I need to see your licence please
driver (D): I don't have one, it has been suspend after I got caught drunk driving
P: then may I see the registration of this car?
D: this is not my car, I stole it
P: so this is a stolen car
D: YES! oh yeah, I think I saw the registration when I put the gun into that glove compartment
P: so you put a gun in that glove compartment??
D: yes, I used that gun to kill the person who own this car then i place the dead body in the trunk, therefore I can drive this car
P: so there is a dead body in the trunk???
D: yes, officer
after hearing what the man had done, the police officer called for backup, in a few minutes the man was surround by a bunch of police cars. The most experienced policeman took over when he arrived.
P: sir, may I see your licence please?
D: yes of course..........here it is
P: whose car is this?
D: it's mine ......here is the registration
P: now, I want you to open the drawer slowly
so I can see if you are carrying a gun
D: yes, officer........but I don't have a gun
(of course, the gun doesn't exist)
P: ??? now open the trunk, I heard there is a dead body inside
D: really? OK I will open it now
(and of course, the dead body doesn't exist either)
police: hum...weird The officer who pulled you over told me you didn't have your licence and registration, you carried a gun and a dead body that was hidden in the trunk
driver: yeah...whatever.... I bet you that bastard even told you I was speeding as well right?

 
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Im gonna have to use those next time

 
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that is funny
but i work in 911 dispatch and i wouldn't recommend doing that EVER or you could be in big trouble

 
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I'd probably have had the driver out of the car and in handcuffs at the point where the driver says that the car was stolen and saw the reg in the glovebox while in the process of concealing a firearm. Even though it's a joke, saying something like that could subject your entire vehicle to a complete search and would probably result in summonses being issued for what you were originally stopped for and/or even arrest. I look for reasons to let people go, don't give me (or any other officer) a reason to have to take action on something.

 
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I can never hear that joke enough times its always hilarious [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

 
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That is GREAT. HAHA I love it [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

Nick

 
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<< I'd probably have had the driver out of the car and in handcuffs at the point where the driver says that the car was stolen and saw the reg in the glovebox while in the process of concealing a firearm. Even though it's a joke, saying something like that could subject your entire vehicle to a complete search and would probably result in summonses being issued for what you were originally stopped for and/or even arrest. I look for reasons to let people go, don't give me (or any other officer) a reason to have to take action on something. >>




LOL..someone would have to be crazy to even think about acutally saying that...
One time my brother was going across the border with his class on a bus when he was in highschool...when the customs officer came onboard to check it out, someone in the back yelled "there's three pounds of weed in the luggage compartment!!" The officer told them that even if they were joking they'd have to pull out all the bags and search them!! and they did...[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

 
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yeah ive heard this one before. i think the last thing i want to be when being pulled over is a smartass...but this is still funny

 
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I got one....when the officer gets to your car ask if he is going to give you a ticket. If he says yes. say " you mean a ticket to the Policemen's Ball (as in formal) ". He will say " policemen don't have ***** ". Hopefully he will be too embarassed to write you a ticket.....or he will pull you out the car and beat you down.

 
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or just do this


u know that isht dont work