NEW Kill List! w/ PICS!!!
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NEW Kill List! w/ PICS!!!
so i was on my way home from my boyz' crib and all of a sudden i saw this white mercedes sl500 fly past me and i was already going 85 cuz i'm such a fast driver and a floor it and catch up to him and before you knew it we were doing 110 on the freeway and we passed 3 cops but they were all stopped on the side and couldn't get moving fast enough haha silly po-po always sitting around eating donuts so they cant catch us cuz by now were dead even and then i just pressed my magic NOS button and poof! i was flying at 190 million miles an hour cuz i got 50,000 pounds of boost in my trunk in fact i actually have my nos bottle on a trailer behind its so big! but i still beat that benz -- see!!!!
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Rep Power: 0 so then i was like trippin from going so fast and i crept up on a 6th gen Si and he thought he was really fast cuz it was red and said "Si" on the back, when i was in mexico i learnd that you say "si" if you want to say yes, so its kinda funny that honda puts "yes" on the back of some civics cuz to me it just seems like the Si car is asking "hi, can you beat me?" and the answer is right there on the sticker: YES!!!
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Rep Power: 0 and THEN i was almost home and i saw a acura TL in the left lane which was also red which means he drives really fast so i rev the engine at the light and he laughs at me so as soon as the light turns green (it actually turned blue cuz i wear blue-tinted glasses cuz they help me see faster) he shoots off and i'm not far behind, so i pace myself knowing that my NOS is all gone after i ran in to some traffic after racing the benz so i held down the NOS button and shot off in to space and whipped a couple of donuts around the moon and then came back to the freeway ahead of all the traffic. so as me and the TL are growing closer, i mash the pedal to the metal (actually theres no metal on the floor, just my indiglo floormats) and the VTEC kicks in so i'm like "sweet i'm the best!" but then i remembered that the TL has VTEC too so i start throwing some garbage out of the car to lighten it and as soon as i threw my evian bottle out of the window my civic jumped forward and wasted the TL and that guy was pissed cuz he got owned!!!!!111!!!
wow i'm tired i've had a busy day! im gonna jump in to my bed with reverse indigo sheets and use my type-R pillow to get my Zzzz's on faster!!!!
wow i'm tired i've had a busy day! im gonna jump in to my bed with reverse indigo sheets and use my type-R pillow to get my Zzzz's on faster!!!!
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Rep Power: 0 That 6th gen looks odd. The right headlight makes it look like a 6th gen (from the light reflected on it.) The left one makes it look like a 5th gen. But then I look at the front bumper... and that tells me you didn't race an Si. That's not an Si bumper. But the TL's headlights look like 5th gen Civic headlights. (I dunno what TL headlights look like anyways...)
In the first picture, THERE'S HELLLLLLLLLLA traffic! Either you're fake, or you're crazy stupid. Same with the one of the "Si badged" Civic.
You should've taken a picture of the guy laughing at you... then it'd be more believable. Can't just take pictures of cars and hope to make it a story of illustrations. I wanna see the cars you flew by on the freeway look blurry as hell... you can photoshop it if you want. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG] Oh well, it was fun... interesting stories at least.
In the first picture, THERE'S HELLLLLLLLLLA traffic! Either you're fake, or you're crazy stupid. Same with the one of the "Si badged" Civic.
You should've taken a picture of the guy laughing at you... then it'd be more believable. Can't just take pictures of cars and hope to make it a story of illustrations. I wanna see the cars you flew by on the freeway look blurry as hell... you can photoshop it if you want. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG] Oh well, it was fun... interesting stories at least.
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<< funny how your 6th gen Si has a 5th gen front bumper and headlights... >>
Ummm...last time I checked those are the sixth generation Civic's right there. Maybe, you're seeing things.
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Rep Power: 0 << Funny story -
What's funnier, tho, is how people actually took you seriously and got ill tempered at you
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Better with my Donuts and Rumba Frap!
Just can't imagine how you can take those pictures and activate your NOS at the same time!
Well................. maybe then...it magic.
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Better with my Donuts and Rumba Frap!
Just can't imagine how you can take those pictures and activate your NOS at the same time!
Well................. maybe then...it magic.
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Rep Power: 0 You're an idiot, and I smell BS. [IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG]
That pic with the Mercedes.... there's a FRICKEN VAN like right behind you. If the two of you were neck and neck, and then you NOS'd it, I guess you forgot to mention that there was a VAN that was trying to mess with you too, right? Yeah, sure.
Having pics with a car in your mirror doesn't mean anything. I can sit in parking lot, and take a pic of a lambo behind me. (Not exactly the same thing, but you get the "picture"...)
That pic with the Mercedes.... there's a FRICKEN VAN like right behind you. If the two of you were neck and neck, and then you NOS'd it, I guess you forgot to mention that there was a VAN that was trying to mess with you too, right? Yeah, sure.
Having pics with a car in your mirror doesn't mean anything. I can sit in parking lot, and take a pic of a lambo behind me. (Not exactly the same thing, but you get the "picture"...)
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Rep Power: 0 << Ummm...last time I checked those are the sixth generation Civic's right there. Maybe, you're seeing things. >>
ummm...im with neo on this one....they only made the si coupes on 99-00, and that civic was made around 96-98..you can tell by the headlights and the lower front grill.
oh, and neo has a civic si...so i think he could tell the difference, and i doubt he is seeing things!
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Rep Power: 334 its obviously meant as a joke...
i mean u can see the reflection.. of his hand on the shifter.. how the fuq can u control the car going taht fast without your hand on the wheell!!!..
lol
funny anyway
i mean u can see the reflection.. of his hand on the shifter.. how the fuq can u control the car going taht fast without your hand on the wheell!!!..
lol
funny anyway
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Rep Power: 0 furball and ricerocket are now official members of my STUPID LIST. if you can't spot a joke right under your nose, you're seriously messed up... but thanks for making ME laugh!!!
"i smell BS"... REALLY! what tipped you off? maybe the fact that if i actually WAS racing these cars I WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE!?!?! i thought the first one was obvious enough... a f*ckin SL500!!!
so for the record, for anyone else that actually believes this, THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE!!! jesus is black! santa claus is NOT REAL!!!
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pounds and neo -- you're right, it does kinda look like a 5th gen cuz of the light.. but i crept past it at a blazing 57mph, and it was indeed a 6th gen... a 6th gen EX, i just made up the Si part cuz it would be funnier in the text [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
look REALLY close, you can kinda see the grille between the headlights. 5th gens didn't have an upper grille.
"i smell BS"... REALLY! what tipped you off? maybe the fact that if i actually WAS racing these cars I WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE!?!?! i thought the first one was obvious enough... a f*ckin SL500!!!
so for the record, for anyone else that actually believes this, THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE!!! jesus is black! santa claus is NOT REAL!!!
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pounds and neo -- you're right, it does kinda look like a 5th gen cuz of the light.. but i crept past it at a blazing 57mph, and it was indeed a 6th gen... a 6th gen EX, i just made up the Si part cuz it would be funnier in the text [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
look REALLY close, you can kinda see the grille between the headlights. 5th gens didn't have an upper grille.
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Rep Power: 419 Yeah, dayam people! You didn't get that was a joke? You must not know bhayes82 very well. Remember, he's the dude who's making the custom guages for our cars. He's cool. Sorry bhayes82, for talking as if you weren't here. What I meant is you're cool. [IMG]i/expressions/beer_yum.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 << pounds and neo -- you're right, it does kinda look like a 5th gen cuz of the light.. but i crept past it at a blazing 57mph, and it was indeed a 6th gen... a 6th gen EX, i just made up the Si part cuz it would be funnier in the text [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
look REALLY close, you can kinda see the grille between the headlights. 5th gens didn't have an upper grille. >>
Dunno about those two but SoNiCcIvIc was right all along. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 << but an SL500 doesn't have a V12. that's the SL600. lol. you gotta get your facts straight first.
SL500, 5.0 L V8
SL600, 6.0 L V12 >>
Ah man I was just about to post that. You beat me to it. Oh well funny stuff. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] People are so serious and uptight sometimes...funny story dude! Cant wait for part2!![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 yeah, yeah, yeah... CivicVTec told me about it and we concluded that i was going way too fast to see the back but when were were side-by-side i saw the V12 badge so u KNOW it had a dozen cylinders up in dat ride!!!! WORD!
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Rep Power: 0 Funny story bhayes! Whats even more funny is the fact that everyone here smokes crack and can't distinguish sarcasm from reality. Im just waiting for someone to say that you can't do donuts on the moon and come back without your car or at least your tires being completely obliterated from the earths atmospherical pressure. What a bunch of F&CKIN IDIOTS!
