Top 10 reasons why I hate rice-boys.
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Top 10 reasons why I hate rice-boys.
Heres a piece of Red's mind. Dont take it personal if any of these apply to you, but just live with the fact that it applies to you.
10.) "I want a big wing to add downforce."
9.) "The super-tyte-jdm body kit will add aerodynamic and asthetic touches to my 10 year old P.O.S"
8.) "How many horsepower does this APC sticker add?"
7.) "Like the JDM altezza lights on my Metro?"
6.) "Whats the best E-Bay exhaust for my car?"
5.) "The fastest I've ever gone is a 15.0@88mph. With a 50 shot of NOSSSSS"
4.) " Does it have NOSSSSSS?????
3.) "JDM?" (On a Chevy Malibu???)
2.) "Ive got an automatic Civic, what can i do to upgrade the performance."
And the number ONE reason why I hate ricers.....
1.) "I blew it up because I sprayed for too long"
Note: Before you start flaming me personally, just know that all 10 of these are things I have PERSONALLY heard from self-proclaimed 'Tuners'.
If you have anything to add, write it on in. We need to let the world know how to spot a ricer from a tuner.
10.) "I want a big wing to add downforce."
9.) "The super-tyte-jdm body kit will add aerodynamic and asthetic touches to my 10 year old P.O.S"
8.) "How many horsepower does this APC sticker add?"
7.) "Like the JDM altezza lights on my Metro?"
6.) "Whats the best E-Bay exhaust for my car?"
5.) "The fastest I've ever gone is a 15.0@88mph. With a 50 shot of NOSSSSS"
4.) " Does it have NOSSSSSS?????
3.) "JDM?" (On a Chevy Malibu???)
2.) "Ive got an automatic Civic, what can i do to upgrade the performance."
And the number ONE reason why I hate ricers.....
1.) "I blew it up because I sprayed for too long"
Note: Before you start flaming me personally, just know that all 10 of these are things I have PERSONALLY heard from self-proclaimed 'Tuners'.
If you have anything to add, write it on in. We need to let the world know how to spot a ricer from a tuner.
My list will beat your list once I get my new #4 in 2 months its just I got this hold me over #4 right now because my first one that was overnighted from japan blew up while I was making a list about Supras...
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Rep Power: 0 this thread is very pointless. we've all heard about a thousand times that everyone hates "ricers".
i'm so glad.
have fun trashing someone who most likely doesnt know any better and cant help it. they think its cool. its like making fun of someone who's mentally handicapped. but they're "tuning" handicapped. so just leave them to themselves.
i'm so glad.
have fun trashing someone who most likely doesnt know any better and cant help it. they think its cool. its like making fun of someone who's mentally handicapped. but they're "tuning" handicapped. so just leave them to themselves.
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^^^hahahaha nicely put
By the way you can tune an auto for performance, I'm not in denial and I know my auto won't ever be that fast... but suspension performance is a different story.
By the way you can tune an auto for performance, I'm not in denial and I know my auto won't ever be that fast... but suspension performance is a different story.
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Rep Power: 278 Since this thread sucks anyways... Hey Burke what's the 6spd conversion gonna cost ya? Ive heard this being done elsewhere...I think im just gonna wait till I wreck my auto tranny (the way I drive it) and perhaps do the conversion also...prob w/o the motor.
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just cauz u have a Automatic civic - doesnt mean u cant rape someones *** on the road..... u could always do a transmission change to a Manuel..
my nissan patrol was automatic - i just installed my manuel gear box..... n it rapes alot of Non ricers n ricers !!! so it all comes down to Performance -
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my nissan patrol was automatic - i just installed my manuel gear box..... n it rapes alot of Non ricers n ricers !!! so it all comes down to Performance -
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Originally Posted by scatman
this thread is gay. ban.
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Rep Power: 0 i always thought that no matter what kinda ride you got you should definitely take it as far as you could to suite it to your personality. and as for as that whole automatic coment, theres a featured supra in cali (of course!) i think in a super street thats got over a grand of hourse and it's auto. i understand the "leaps and bounds" over something like a supra and say a cavalier but if he could pull that, whats really keeping someone from upping their car 
more rice for you
Cause your in a Civic and there in a Civic and you know ya gotta communicate with each other!
Rev to 5k RPM means: Hey hows it goin.
Rev to 7k RPM means: Dat thing got VTACK?
Rev to 8k RPM means: Dude I really love your car!
Rev till your constantly bouncing off rev limiter: HEY WANNA RUN!N!N!N!N!N
It's just how Hondas communicate.
Cause your in a Civic and there in a Civic and you know ya gotta communicate with each other!
Rev to 5k RPM means: Hey hows it goin.
Rev to 7k RPM means: Dat thing got VTACK?
Rev to 8k RPM means: Dude I really love your car!
Rev till your constantly bouncing off rev limiter: HEY WANNA RUN!N!N!N!N!N
It's just how Hondas communicate.
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Originally Posted by scatman
this thread is gay. ban.
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Originally Posted by hustlelikem0fo
this thread is a repost X10000
....and less clever than about 9900 of them
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Originally Posted by sharbel
just cauz u have a Automatic civic - doesnt mean u cant rape someones *** on the road..... u could always do a transmission change to a Manuel..
my nissan patrol was automatic - i just installed my manuel gear box..... n it rapes alot of Non ricers n ricers !!! so it all comes down to Performance -
SD -
my nissan patrol was automatic - i just installed my manuel gear box..... n it rapes alot of Non ricers n ricers !!! so it all comes down to Performance -
SD -
Know what else? Racing a Civic is stupid in its own right.
Originally Posted by Supa_Fli
i always thought that no matter what kinda ride you got you should definitely take it as far as you could to suite it to your personality. and as for as that whole automatic coment, theres a featured supra in cali (of course!) i think in a super street thats got over a grand of hourse and it's auto. i understand the "leaps and bounds" over something like a supra and say a cavalier but if he could pull that, whats really keeping someone from upping their car
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Rep Power: 336 so.......just cause i drive an auto civic that makes me a rice boy, ok no chrome tail lights book shelf wings and stupid graphics make rice. but whatever. ive had a long day and an even longer night so im leaving it at that.
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Rep Power: 248 big woop. who cares about ricers. i dont. and speaking of automatics not being able to beat anything, my cousin has a 10sec EG thats automatic. i mean you've gotta agree with me that the average "tuner" knows that the only reason people dislike an automatic is because they dont have full control of the car and that theres lag. and most people forget that manuals have benefits and faults as well.
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Originally Posted by white2K2EX
You're an idiot, too. If you can't figure out the differences between a $40,000 RWD I6 turboed tuner car and a $15,000 FWD I4 entry-level economy car, you're borderline retarded.
ok you obviously missed the point on that one, and for it i'm gonna blame more then just the "ephedrine-hcl"
. and as for being borderline retarded, thats simply because youre contagious and if i any more conversation ensues between us this condition will worsen and i'll end up being just as retared as you so allow me to help real quick
how about youre the idiot, i didnt compare price range let alone inline anything, as a matter of fact im pretty sure i was clear on what i was saying, but i'll break it down for you barney-hold you hand and walk you to class-sytle... regardless you car you can make it move faster.... youre welcome
ps TeamSFk20a clearly gets it
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