Definition of Rice.
Thread Starter
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
From: Coquitlam, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 
Definition of Rice.
Omg, after looking at some of the really immature stuff on this board, I think we need to be refreshed.
----------DISCLAIMER-------------
All of the thoughts shared in the
following are all based on personal
opinion, and also some feedback
from others that have been noted
in the typing of this rant-like topic.
-------END DISCLAIMER----------
LED Washers - Lights. They are NOT rice. If some punk wants to claim that his LED Washers make him go faster, then HIS lights are rice from his POV. Keep in mind that for people that want to make their car look nice in visual appeal (Exterior), LIGHTING is a very important and key factor. It spices things up. That's why people created the undercar neon system. It looks good, not so that the car would go faster.
Loud Mufflers - Performance at the cost of decibels. This is NOT rice, to the extent of the fact that mufflers do actually increase performance. Check dyno charts. That's cold hard evidence for you. On the other hand, I've seen muffler covers which are basically a large cylinder that slips onto the tip of a normal muffler. These things cost about $10, and are impressions of performance mufflers. These... are rice. Pure rice. It's fake performance.
NOS (Nitrous Oxide System) - Not rice. Nothing to do with rice. This system is completely based on performance, not fakey-fakey.
Under-Car Neons - See LED Washers.
Body Kits - Aerodynamic? Yes. They are, but they do not help that much. Visual appeal, definately. Body kits allow cars to be unique, a style of their own. Please do understand that, although massive side skirts (one inch from the ground) look kind of crazy, the owner of the car has full control of what he or she wants to do to his or her car. It takes an idiot to mouth someone off about something they like. (Hah, exception: Stickers all over a junk pile.
)
Stickers - Oh god. I don't really want to delve into this; I could take ages. Stickers that symbolize something and notifies all minds around the vehicle that the driver belongs to a certain club or group, this is alright. Stickers that look cool, don't really carry any meaning, and are placed in the oddest places just to look cool, ...this is okay too. It's up to the owner of the vehicle on what they want to do, right? Anyways, being different stands out. On the other hand, please do note that each sticker does NOT produce an extra 10 horsepower. Dyno charts have proven. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
Altezzas - I could argue both sides. They belong only on what they do, eg. IS300, Altima, Maxima, or even... the ALTEZZA.
They can be portrayed as rice, but they can also be portrayed as style, and visual appeal. Personal opinion on this one.
Did I miss anything? Don't think so... hopefully. Psst, read the disclaimer at the top.
----------DISCLAIMER-------------
All of the thoughts shared in the
following are all based on personal
opinion, and also some feedback
from others that have been noted
in the typing of this rant-like topic.
-------END DISCLAIMER----------
LED Washers - Lights. They are NOT rice. If some punk wants to claim that his LED Washers make him go faster, then HIS lights are rice from his POV. Keep in mind that for people that want to make their car look nice in visual appeal (Exterior), LIGHTING is a very important and key factor. It spices things up. That's why people created the undercar neon system. It looks good, not so that the car would go faster.
Loud Mufflers - Performance at the cost of decibels. This is NOT rice, to the extent of the fact that mufflers do actually increase performance. Check dyno charts. That's cold hard evidence for you. On the other hand, I've seen muffler covers which are basically a large cylinder that slips onto the tip of a normal muffler. These things cost about $10, and are impressions of performance mufflers. These... are rice. Pure rice. It's fake performance.
NOS (Nitrous Oxide System) - Not rice. Nothing to do with rice. This system is completely based on performance, not fakey-fakey.
Under-Car Neons - See LED Washers.
Body Kits - Aerodynamic? Yes. They are, but they do not help that much. Visual appeal, definately. Body kits allow cars to be unique, a style of their own. Please do understand that, although massive side skirts (one inch from the ground) look kind of crazy, the owner of the car has full control of what he or she wants to do to his or her car. It takes an idiot to mouth someone off about something they like. (Hah, exception: Stickers all over a junk pile.
)Stickers - Oh god. I don't really want to delve into this; I could take ages. Stickers that symbolize something and notifies all minds around the vehicle that the driver belongs to a certain club or group, this is alright. Stickers that look cool, don't really carry any meaning, and are placed in the oddest places just to look cool, ...this is okay too. It's up to the owner of the vehicle on what they want to do, right? Anyways, being different stands out.
On the other hand, please do note that each sticker does NOT produce an extra 10 horsepower. Dyno charts have proven. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]Altezzas - I could argue both sides. They belong only on what they do, eg. IS300, Altima, Maxima, or even... the ALTEZZA.
They can be portrayed as rice, but they can also be portrayed as style, and visual appeal. Personal opinion on this one.Did I miss anything? Don't think so... hopefully. Psst, read the disclaimer at the top.
Registered!!
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, California, USA, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Spiral arm of the Milkey Way Galaxy
Rep Power: 0 LED washers are rice for the same reason aftermarket altezza lights are.
as for body kits, 99.9% of them do NOT help areodynamics in ANY way. they are WAY more then likely to INCREASE your drag coefficent as well as adding weight.
Also, using the term "NOS" as a generalization for N20 is also "rice".
as for body kits, 99.9% of them do NOT help areodynamics in ANY way. they are WAY more then likely to INCREASE your drag coefficent as well as adding weight.
Also, using the term "NOS" as a generalization for N20 is also "rice".
Registered!!
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 25
Likes: 0
From: Vancouver, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 Yes...
But um... who said stickers make cars go faster in the first place? I have NEVER met anyone that said that before, haha. It depends on what stickers, and where [IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG] you put em.
But um... who said stickers make cars go faster in the first place? I have NEVER met anyone that said that before, haha. It depends on what stickers, and where [IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG] you put em.
Registered!!
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, California, USA, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Spiral arm of the Milkey Way Galaxy
Rep Power: 0 << Ignorant fool.
>>your writing skills rival those of John Updyke. Way to waste bandwidth and DNA.
Thread Starter
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
From: Coquitlam, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 << LED washers are rice for the same reason aftermarket altezza lights are.
as for body kits, 99.9% of them do NOT help areodynamics in ANY way. they are WAY more then likely to INCREASE your drag coefficent as well as adding weight.
Also, using the term "NOS" as a generalization for N20 is also "rice". >>
You claim that things must be the way you say they are. Not open to any other ideas. I, at least, included a disclaimer, stating that they were my personal opinions, and the world does not have to revolve around it. That is why I called you an ignorant fool. Psst, real mature. Taking shots at my English (What's wrong with it again?), and small immature potshots don't do anything to me. Too bad, eh?
Registered!!
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, California, USA, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Spiral arm of the Milkey Way Galaxy
Rep Power: 0 well lets see. Other then that being the most ironic post ive seen, your also wrong. First of all, yes there was a disclaimer. Point of which being that everyone is entitled to their opinion, and that if you have a problem with it being posted then go fuck your self. Its called using a double edged sword. It cuts both ways. Other then that, it is a fact that yes, most body kits DO NOT help areodynamics in any way, yes they do weigh more then stock and yes they do increase your Cd. now sit down.
Thread Starter
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
From: Coquitlam, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 << ... Its called using a double edged sword. It cuts both ways. Other then that, it is a fact that yes, most body kits DO NOT help areodynamics in any way, yes they do weigh more then stock and yes they do increase your Cd. now sit down. >>
What a funny guy you are.
Psst, btw, I've been sitting down the whole time. You're the one going through the filter just to swear immaturely at me, and I found that to be the funniest thing of your post. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]What you said before... was, hmm. "Blah blah blah are rice, and this IS that.". I would suppose that you assume thats your opinion, because you posted it, but for others, they'd assume that you're stating it like a fact. Nevertheless, your double-edged sword example was the most ... irrelevent part of your last post. Yes, it cuts both ways, what is that suppose to prove?
Body kits do not help aerodynamics? Psst, first of all, you spelt areodynamics wrong. Second of all, read back, you bumbling fool.
<< Aerodynamic? Yes. They are, but they do not help that much. Visual appeal, definately. >>
That is what I wrote, exactly. Think it over. You might think straight this time.
Registered!!
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 553
Likes: 0
From: , Federated States of Micronesia, US
Rep Power: 0 that's too many generalizations/stereotypes that one post can handle eclipticZ, now feel the backlash of the flame and napalm [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG] [IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG]
Registered!!
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,196
Likes: 0
From: Redmond wa., Washington, US
Rep Power: 0 now i see why you used so many alias's! God i wish i lived in el cajon still i would come over and ............never mind! Then it would be premedidtated! GET A GRIP! SET THE PIPE DOWN AND LET IT COOL DOWN BEFORE YOU SMOKE MORE CRACK!LET THE PIPE COOL![IMG]i/expressions/beer_yum.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/beer_yum.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/beer_yum.gif[/IMG]
Thread Starter
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
From: Coquitlam, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 Lmao, AB. True, true, just tried to help clear at least a part of this whole rice topic up. Instead, I got some bumbling baffoon throwing ideas at me, and trying to cram it into my head. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
Registered!!
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 3,204
Likes: 0
From: Roseville, CA
Rep Power: 0 I can understand why joe is spending so much time arguing with us here. If that is his personality, then he obviously doesn't have any friends, so he spends all his time flaming people who can't f*ck him up because they don't see him.
Registered!!
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 553
Likes: 0
From: , Federated States of Micronesia, US
Rep Power: 0 Just ride the storm out boys, I'm guessing Joe has to sleep sooner or later.... i hope
oh ecliptiCz i appreciate u clearing things up, so far, i think Joe's the only person so far to flame u.
oh ecliptiCz i appreciate u clearing things up, so far, i think Joe's the only person so far to flame u.
Thread Starter
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
From: Coquitlam, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 No problem! [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]
Just kinda got sick and tired of people saying asking for help, and getting responses like, "That's rice, I hate you!" in return.
Btw, I agree fully with FocusKiller. Nice name too.
Just kinda got sick and tired of people saying asking for help, and getting responses like, "That's rice, I hate you!" in return.
Btw, I agree fully with FocusKiller. Nice name too.
Registered!!
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, California, USA, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Spiral arm of the Milkey Way Galaxy
Rep Power: 0 first of all, i was refering to "they dont help THAT MUCH" comment. Im sorry you felt you had to blow it so out of proportion. Its also funny to see you picking on typos, especially after you whine about me "picking on your english", which BTW, i was refering to your astoundingly intalectual 2 word reply... oh and that grand "thumbs down" pic.
Thread Starter
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
From: Coquitlam, Other, ZEBRA
Rep Power: 0 The two word reply, and the thumbs down picture was enough to sum you up. What's your point?
Blow it out of proportion? And that's coming from YOU? [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
JoeB16, the Forum fights thread. Read it over good.
Blow it out of proportion? And that's coming from YOU? [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
JoeB16, the Forum fights thread. Read it over good.
Registered!!
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,354
Likes: 0
From: 626, 510
Rep Power: 0 THERS NO REAL DEFINITION OF RICE!
LOOK IN DICTIONARY! RICE IS SOMETHING U EAT! GEEZ U GUYS
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT DOESNT ADD PERFORMANCE
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT LOOKS G-HEY/RETARDED/USELESS..ETC
SOME PEOPLE THINK NOTHING IS RICE AND ITS ALL STYLE!
ITS UP TO U
[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
LOOK IN DICTIONARY! RICE IS SOMETHING U EAT! GEEZ U GUYS
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT DOESNT ADD PERFORMANCE
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT LOOKS G-HEY/RETARDED/USELESS..ETC
SOME PEOPLE THINK NOTHING IS RICE AND ITS ALL STYLE!
ITS UP TO U
[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
Registered!!
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 84
Likes: 0
From: San Dimas, California, US
Rep Power: 0 i'm with ScottieEX, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. if you want to think rice is any mod, think that. if you want to think rice is just a non-performance mod, think that. personally, i think rice is: cereal grass (Oryza sativa) that is cultivated extensively in warm climates for its edible grain.
rice
just my $0.02
rice
just my $0.02
Registered!!
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 170
Likes: 0
From: GTA
Rep Power: 0 THERS NO REAL DEFINITION OF RICE!
LOOK IN DICTIONARY! RICE IS SOMETHING U EAT! GEEZ U GUYS
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT DOESNT ADD PERFORMANCE
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT LOOKS G-HEY/RETARDED/USELESS..ETC
SOME PEOPLE THINK NOTHING IS RICE AND ITS ALL STYLE!
ITS UP TO U
Agree!!!
LOOK IN DICTIONARY! RICE IS SOMETHING U EAT! GEEZ U GUYS
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT DOESNT ADD PERFORMANCE
SOME PEOPLE THINK RICE IS ANY MOD THAT LOOKS G-HEY/RETARDED/USELESS..ETC
SOME PEOPLE THINK NOTHING IS RICE AND ITS ALL STYLE!
ITS UP TO U
Agree!!!
Registered!!
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 100
Likes: 0
From: marlboro, New Jersey, US
Rep Power: 0 not making fun of any of you but this post is so so so funny[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
Registered!!
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 1,412
Likes: 0
From: Fort Myers, Florida, US
Rep Power: 0 << i'm with ScottieEX, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. if you want to think rice is any mod, think that. if you want to think rice is just a non-performance mod, think that. personally, i think rice is: cereal grass (Oryza sativa) that is cultivated extensively in warm climates for its edible grain.
rice
just my $0.02 >>
I love the use of latin in there. very cool. double points awarded for Belle.
Registered!!
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 923
Likes: 0
From: Southgate, Michigan, US
Rep Power: 0 who ever made up the term RICE for simply one choosing to custumize there car must of been a hungry son of a b!!!!!!!!!tch or just simply jealous im sure there is something on everyones car that someone dosen't like or agree on and plan out call it rice
Registered!!
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 366
Likes: 0
From: Toronto, ON. Canada
Rep Power: 0 dumbass' like this guy are what take away from this site, whats the fu*king point?, and who gives a sh*t about that blah?.....you're the exact type of a$$hole this scene really doesn't need, you make the people who actually have some passion for this and aren't doing it because "everyone else is", look bad....what kind of a loser starts a conversation like this....either find some hole and die, or give us your address so we can go out and get some coffee....or something!!!!
Registered!!
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 259
Likes: 0
From: Biloxi, Mississippi, US
Rep Power: 0 YOU ALL USIN THE WORD RICE THIS MUCH IS LAME ENOUGH FOR ME...and who cares its your ride...do what you want...who cares if led washers are a cheap attempt of a company tryin to make money and only make your car look chesey cause old beat up S10s and eveything else have them on it...IF YOU LIKE IT...PUT IT ON...RICE OR NOODLES...all the same
Registered!!
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, California, USA, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Spiral arm of the Milkey Way Galaxy
Rep Power: 0 You Might Be A Rice Boy If…..............
-You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
-You have aftermarket rear wheels for racing but stock front wheels.
-You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
-You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual
-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
-Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
-A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
-Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire/wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
-The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
-Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1".
-Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum.
-You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
-You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
-You bring a empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.
-Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
-Your knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
-You push your through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
-You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
-Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...
-The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
-You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
-You install clear corner and brake lights to be different.
-You install colored bulbs in your clear lenses.
-You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.
-You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match
-If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
-if you can fist your exhaust tip
-If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
-Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
-You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang GT
-You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
-You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.
-The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile.
-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
-You think the Del Sol is a sports car...
-A torque converter does NOTHING for your car.
-You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
-If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
-If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 10 HP.
-If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog/driving lights.
-If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
-Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive.
-You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
-If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame.
-If you think the Fugees are 'speed' music.
-MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
-Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
-Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder!")
-The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
-If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.
-If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.
-If you think that 280 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a ‘mildly’ modified engine.
-If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
-You think pushrods are a bad thing…
-Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.
-Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tech or a TYPE-R.
-You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc.
-If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track…
You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
-You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
-If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
-You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
-If you have ever thought Hyundai and "PERFORMANCE" went hand in hand
-If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
-If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…
-If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
-If you have more neon lights on your car then a strip club...
-You put Kanji on your Ford ZX2 or Ford Probe...
-You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda.
-You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and its peeling.
-You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
-You own a V-TECH Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TECH ROTORY Mazda RX-7)
-You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
-You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
-If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT.
-You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
-You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible
-If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers
-If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators
-You have a FRONT wing.
-If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™
-If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
-If you think colored head lights work better
-Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON!
-If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it
-You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch
-You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
-You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
-You claim you lost because you missed a shift.. and your car is an automatic.
-You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
after losing you flip your opponent off.. rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.
-Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills".
you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin?"
-Your idea of aiming a handgun is raising your arm over your head, pointing the gun away from you, and then just letting your wrist fall to the side to where the gun is almost sideway ...
-drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.
-You can relate to every line of the song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring
-you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and relatively easy to get into."
… And the Number One reason you might be a ricer if... (drum roll)....you are a skinny, backwards hat wearing, dog chain wallet, 2 ft wide pants leg, Limp Bizkit looking faygg07 with a badly applied peroxide hair color treatment!
-You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
-You have aftermarket rear wheels for racing but stock front wheels.
-You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
-You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual
-DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
-Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
-A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
-Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire/wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
-The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
-Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1".
-Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum.
-You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
-You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
-You bring a empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.
-Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
-Your knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
-You push your through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
-You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
-Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...
-The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
-You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
-You install clear corner and brake lights to be different.
-You install colored bulbs in your clear lenses.
-You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.
-You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match
-If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
-if you can fist your exhaust tip
-If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
-Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
-You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang GT
-You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
-You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.
-The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile.
-If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
-You think the Del Sol is a sports car...
-A torque converter does NOTHING for your car.
-You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
-If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
-If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 10 HP.
-If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog/driving lights.
-If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
-Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive.
-You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
-If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame.
-If you think the Fugees are 'speed' music.
-MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
-Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
-Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes ("Hey, one for each cylinder!")
-The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
-If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.
-If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.
-If you think that 280 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a ‘mildly’ modified engine.
-If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
-You think pushrods are a bad thing…
-Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.
-Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tech or a TYPE-R.
-You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc.
-If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track…
You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
-You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
-If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
-You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
-If you have ever thought Hyundai and "PERFORMANCE" went hand in hand
-If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
-If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…
-If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
-If you have more neon lights on your car then a strip club...
-You put Kanji on your Ford ZX2 or Ford Probe...
-You own a "TYPE-R" Hyundai or Mazda.
-You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and its peeling.
-You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
-You own a V-TECH Hyundai or Mazda (especially a V-TECH ROTORY Mazda RX-7)
-You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
-You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
-If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT.
-You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
-You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible
-If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers
-If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators
-You have a FRONT wing.
-If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
-If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™
-If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
-If you think colored head lights work better
-Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON!
-If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it
-You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch
-You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
-You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
-You claim you lost because you missed a shift.. and your car is an automatic.
-You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
-Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
after losing you flip your opponent off.. rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.
-Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills".
you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin?"
-Your idea of aiming a handgun is raising your arm over your head, pointing the gun away from you, and then just letting your wrist fall to the side to where the gun is almost sideway ...
-drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.
-You can relate to every line of the song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring
-you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and relatively easy to get into."
… And the Number One reason you might be a ricer if... (drum roll)....you are a skinny, backwards hat wearing, dog chain wallet, 2 ft wide pants leg, Limp Bizkit looking faygg07 with a badly applied peroxide hair color treatment!
Registered!!
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 923
Likes: 0
From: Southgate, Michigan, US
Rep Power: 0 << dumbass' like this guy are what take away from this site, whats the fu*king point?, and who gives a sh*t about that blah?.....you're the exact type of a$$hole this scene really doesn't need, you make the people who actually have some passion for this and aren't doing it because "everyone else is", look bad....what kind of a loser starts a conversation like this....either find some hole and die, or give us your address so we can go out and get some coffee....or something!!!! >>
Registered!!
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 325
Likes: 0
From: siopao, New Jersey, US
Rep Power: 0 haha funny stuff man!
isnt the supra & s2000 taillights altezzas too
-also watch out for a 2000 silver Galant wid one headlight, he almost hit me![IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG]
Registered!!
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 335
Likes: 0
From: Miami, Florida, US
Rep Power: 0 i know what rice means let me define it for you peeps
rice is the big fat rear spoiler that the driver has on his car and DOESNT look good
rice is the stickers of AEM and INJEN on the same car where the driver has neither of the products
rice is the big fat 20 inch diameter can attached to the exhaust to make it look like a nice big exhaust
other than that rice is something we azn peeps like a lot and its healthy and we eat it...yes rice is something edible from the fields
peace
rice is the big fat rear spoiler that the driver has on his car and DOESNT look good
rice is the stickers of AEM and INJEN on the same car where the driver has neither of the products
rice is the big fat 20 inch diameter can attached to the exhaust to make it look like a nice big exhaust
other than that rice is something we azn peeps like a lot and its healthy and we eat it...yes rice is something edible from the fields
peace
