I SMOKED a dodge caravan!!!!
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I SMOKED a dodge caravan!!!!
Thats right people, youre eyes do not decieve you, you have read correctly. On the way home from work, some old lady thought she was all tough in her soccer mom whip, so I put her in her place with my bone stock '05 LX. Thats right, I beat her by at LEAST 1/4 of a car length. But you know what they say, it doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning. 7THGEN ALL THE WAY BIATCH!!!! 
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Rep Power: 0 Congrats! You should of asked her what she was doing after the soccer game! Enroll her in Desperate Housewives 101! Maybe she was trying to see if your as fast in bed as you are with your car? J/K Either way it's still a win!
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Man you crazy. After what happened to me, I leave old people alone. There was this old lady in a Camery station wagon and I was in my Taurus at the time. I pulled up to the light, and she put her window down and said "On green, I'm goin!" I thought she was joking with me. The light turned green, and all I saw was smoke flying and rubber burning. After I saw what that woman did, I vowed to leave old people alone, even though she wanted to race me. I haven't raced my 04 civic yet but I know that day is coming.
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Rep Power: 312 Haha, yeah it was a close one, but I took one for the team. Im sure she'll leave all the civics alone thanks to yours truly. Either that or she's gonna go get twin turbo that beast, and come back to hunt me down.....we'll see.
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Rep Power: 347 Those things have V6's though... so you know they're faster right? Twin turbo those V6's and the front wheels would start smoking!
Good thing it wasn't hemi powered though... you don't have a chance if it were.
Good thing it wasn't hemi powered though... you don't have a chance if it were.
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Rep Power: 312 No no, this was a 95 caravan. Trust me, my first car being a v6 caravan, they are slow as ****. haha. Im not sure about the new ones tho. haha, can you imagine.....Dodge Caravan R/T with the hemi and all wheel drive, thatd be sweet......i still wouldnt buy one tho. haha
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Rep Power: 0 my parent's 2003 honda odyssey minivan is quick. i race people all the time in it. i took out a riced out cavalier and i beat an IS300 (i dont know if he knew how to drive or not). it's the worst when you get owned by a minivan!
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Originally Posted by B Rich 157
Man you crazy. After what happened to me, I leave old people alone. There was this old lady in a Camery station wagon and I was in my Taurus at the time. I pulled up to the light, and she put her window down and said "On green, I'm goin!" I thought she was joking with me. The light turned green, and all I saw was smoke flying and rubber burning. After I saw what that woman did, I vowed to leave old people alone, even though she wanted to race me. I haven't raced my 04 civic yet but I know that day is coming.
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Rep Power: 338 what minivan did you race? When I was bone stock, I was neck and neck with a mid 90's Quest..... and my mom has an Odyssey LX (same engine and tranny, weighs less than EX)........ and I am 100% sure my car would get destroyed in a straight line by that vehicle.
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