Stupid Civic Profilers
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Stupid Civic Profilers
So Saturday morning I finished washing and waxing my car to a beautiful shine and I'm driving out of my neighborhood, when this SUV from an off-branch of the neighborhood road comes up to a stop sign on the side, waiting for his turn to merge.
As I pass him at 30mph, he honks long and hard at me.... so about 50 meters go by and I stop, roll down my window, and put my hand out the window like "WTF?"
So he pulls alongside me and he's like "You need to slow down buddy."
I just stare at him and then he drives off at like 15 mph trying to **** me off as I follow him out.
At the entrance of the neighborhood, he goes to the side to make a right turn, and I get to the left of him intending to make a left.
I roll down my passenger window and he looks at me again like
/ugh.
Me: Dude I was only going about 30.
Him: No- you were flying.
Me: Oh well what are you going to do about it?
Him: Nothing. What are you going to do about it?
Me: 
Him: Why don't you lay some rubber man? ::drives off::
Me: ::drives off too::
I really don't think that 30mph in a 25mph zone is that fast and I bet he's a hypocrite because I bet he's done that speed or faster in a neighborhood before. Now maybe he was profiling me because I was driving a car that looked fast and was all "raced up." I was so mad though. Seriously though, if I thought I was going fast, then I would fess up, but I was honestly like WTF when he honked at me.
And please don't be the goody two shoes and reply "I am so good and I never go so fast in a neighborhood and blah blah blah blah." Don't wanna hear it.
As I pass him at 30mph, he honks long and hard at me.... so about 50 meters go by and I stop, roll down my window, and put my hand out the window like "WTF?"
So he pulls alongside me and he's like "You need to slow down buddy."
I just stare at him and then he drives off at like 15 mph trying to **** me off as I follow him out.
At the entrance of the neighborhood, he goes to the side to make a right turn, and I get to the left of him intending to make a left.
I roll down my passenger window and he looks at me again like
/ugh.Me: Dude I was only going about 30.
Him: No- you were flying.
Me: Oh well what are you going to do about it?
Him: Nothing. What are you going to do about it?
Me:
Him: Why don't you lay some rubber man? ::drives off::
Me: ::drives off too::
I really don't think that 30mph in a 25mph zone is that fast and I bet he's a hypocrite because I bet he's done that speed or faster in a neighborhood before. Now maybe he was profiling me because I was driving a car that looked fast and was all "raced up." I was so mad though. Seriously though, if I thought I was going fast, then I would fess up, but I was honestly like WTF when he honked at me.
And please don't be the goody two shoes and reply "I am so good and I never go so fast in a neighborhood and blah blah blah blah." Don't wanna hear it.
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Rep Power: 343 Seriously. It really gets to me because now every time I drive through MY NEIGHBORHOOD where I LIVE, I think about that and then it ruins my day.
I want to egg his house or something but I'm trying to be the "bigger man" and just let it slide.
Plus, I don't know his tag numbers, vehicle make/model (blue SUV), and there are about 50-75 houses down that one road off the main road in my neighborhood.
I want to egg his house or something but I'm trying to be the "bigger man" and just let it slide.
Plus, I don't know his tag numbers, vehicle make/model (blue SUV), and there are about 50-75 houses down that one road off the main road in my neighborhood.
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Rep Power: 338 When I get someone who tailgates... I'll usually slow down, stay in my lane and strategically block his way in to getting in front of me.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
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Originally Posted by AR
When I get someone who tailgates... I'll usually slow down, stay in my lane and strategically block his way in to getting in front of me.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
i seem to do that alot to rich white trophy wives in bmws
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Rep Power: 0 this kinda reminds me of sumpthin that happened to me a couple days ago. so i was on my to play sum b-ball right? so i take a left turn and one of those NICE new bmw's makes a right and is now right behind me. the speed limit was 35 mph and i was goin like 40 mph, cuz the cops always patrol right thru there cuz it's hella straight for about a half mile and it's fun to just blast thru there, but there's houses right there.so anyways....i'm drivin and he starts flashin hs brights and starts tailgatin me and revin a bunch. i was lke "wtf?". it was sum 30 ish business guy and he was messin with me just cuz i drive a vic i gess. maybe he's an import hater. anyways...so i decided to **** him off, so i slowed down to like 20 mph and he almost hit me (which wouldv'e been his bad
), so he gets REALLY close to the back of my car, so then i floor it and just take off on his azz. i took it up to like 60 mph and he's just sittin there lookin stupid tryin to act badazz. so i slow down for the red light ahead, and the street is now two lanes. he pulls up next to me and we're talkin NICE AZZ bmw. he puts down the passenger window and asks me if i have anything under the hood. i was like...."u wanna find out on green?" 
but we ended up not racing. i wouldn't have done it anyways, cuz i would've lost badly, plus street racing is dangerous, etc. anyways....it' just wierd how peole stereotypically look at people who drive vics. makes me mad..
), so he gets REALLY close to the back of my car, so then i floor it and just take off on his azz. i took it up to like 60 mph and he's just sittin there lookin stupid tryin to act badazz. so i slow down for the red light ahead, and the street is now two lanes. he pulls up next to me and we're talkin NICE AZZ bmw. he puts down the passenger window and asks me if i have anything under the hood. i was like...."u wanna find out on green?" but we ended up not racing. i wouldn't have done it anyways, cuz i would've lost badly, plus street racing is dangerous, etc. anyways....it' just wierd how peole stereotypically look at people who drive vics. makes me mad.. 
Originally Posted by AR
When I get someone who tailgates... I'll usually slow down, stay in my lane and strategically block his way in to getting in front of me.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
i'm not tailgating... i'm drafting...
but definitely, civic haters suck azz... i own them on my Buell though... catch me at 140... i dare ya...
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Rep Power: 0 You were doing 30 MPH IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!??
I never ever speed in neighborhoods. Think of the children!!! For Christ's sake, think of the children!!
Oh, and the deaf child too!
I never ever speed in neighborhoods. Think of the children!!! For Christ's sake, think of the children!!
Oh, and the deaf child too!
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Originally Posted by Milamber
you guys bought a fvcking civic, deal with it and stfu
This is my story and I chose to tell it. You don't have to get all heated about it.
I get that all the time... And the thing is- they go faster than me in the neighborhood but since my car is loud and low and ****...
And btw- just cause its loud and "looks" fast, doesnt mean it is... lol
And btw- just cause its loud and "looks" fast, doesnt mean it is... lol
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Originally Posted by 2k2EXCOUPE
I get that all the time... And the thing is- they go faster than me in the neighborhood but since my car is loud and low and ****...
And btw- just cause its loud and "looks" fast, doesnt mean it is... lol
And btw- just cause its loud and "looks" fast, doesnt mean it is... lol
Have you had any verbal exchanges like the one I had?
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Rep Power: 0 The guy prolly hasnt been laid in a while and was jelious of your car. Some old man yelled at me the other day, "Slow down your going to kill someone" im like yeah you if you dotn keep your mouth shut!!
Originally Posted by armieo
You get people hatin on you coz of the way your car looks?
Have you had any verbal exchanges like the one I had?
Have you had any verbal exchanges like the one I had?
Hell I had a cop hate on me cause the way my car looks- I got pulled over for "Taking that U-turn too ****ING fast" he told me... It was 1 am, raining, and dark, and Im driving an automatic civic with 19s where I scrub if I turn too fast... OKKKKAAAAYYYYYY, he procceeded to cuss me out throwing the f-bomb at my 100x and walk away... My dad said hes just angry cause the wife isnt putting out.. LMAO
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Originally Posted by AR
When I get someone who tailgates... I'll usually slow down, stay in my lane and strategically block his way in to getting in front of me.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
I do it carfeully... only when theres light traffic.
You gotta enjoy pissing some people off sometimes.
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Rep Power: 300 I've had grown men run in the middle of the street trying to stop me. I just swerve around them hahaha. I get such a kick outa that. They try to read my plates at i go by it is so funny. I had this lady literally wait as i was dropping my friend off in the middle of a "t" intersection.
dumb b!tch: What is your name?
me: Why?
dumb b!tch: Cause I am going to call your parents.
me: Hahahaha, do it lady. Please call them, I want you to.
dumb b!tch: Well you can't drive by going 90. I have kids playing outside.
me: I was going 25, maybe you should watch your kids instead of the road.
dumb b!tch: I am going to call the cops.
me: Please, call them.
dumb b!tch: Well if i see you do this again I am going to call the cops.
me: Okay? (I proceeded to drive off running up first gear with a lil rev at the end looking at her frowning face)
hahaha I hate stupid people. Everytime I drive by her house now I make sure to drive in the highest gear possible.
dumb b!tch: What is your name?
me: Why?
dumb b!tch: Cause I am going to call your parents.
me: Hahahaha, do it lady. Please call them, I want you to.
dumb b!tch: Well you can't drive by going 90. I have kids playing outside.
me: I was going 25, maybe you should watch your kids instead of the road.
dumb b!tch: I am going to call the cops.
me: Please, call them.
dumb b!tch: Well if i see you do this again I am going to call the cops.
me: Okay? (I proceeded to drive off running up first gear with a lil rev at the end looking at her frowning face)
hahaha I hate stupid people. Everytime I drive by her house now I make sure to drive in the highest gear possible.
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Originally Posted by Ledbelly
i seem to do that alot to rich white trophy wives in bmws
Yeah. It's always the individual in the EXPENSIVE ride who always wants to push others off the side of the road.
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Originally Posted by xX03EXx
(I proceeded to drive off running up first gear with a lil rev at the end looking at her frowning face)
hahaha I hate stupid people. Everytime I drive by her house now I make sure to drive in the highest gear possible.
hahaha I hate stupid people. Everytime I drive by her house now I make sure to drive in the highest gear possible.
props to you bro 
yeah same thing happens to me around here... it seems like most older people think if its loud, it must be going to fast. Ive even had one of my neighbors call the cops on me for doing 35.
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Rep Power: 607 damn, i don't have these problems where i live........i drive the speed limit or maybe 5 over just b/c i don't want ppl thinking that i am a ricer or whatever.
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Originally Posted by AR
Yeah. It's always the individual in the EXPENSIVE ride who always wants to push others off the side of the road.
yeah, i swear, i always have bmw's, audi's and mercedees pushing me on the road. The next time that happens, i'll own their ***
