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Well I stumbled upon this. Here yah guys go!
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Tells a lot about the laws about different things.
Here it is
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Tells a lot about the laws about different things.
Here it is
OMG i got out of a ticket today...i said SIR alot i think it helped...i was on my 15 min break for work and had to run home...its like 15 min away...so around a curve im coming and theres a cop, he turns around pulls me over and clocked me at 67 in a 45. Well he said that it looked like i had alot of tickets and he wasn't going to give me one this time...he said Slow this thing down! (that kinda made me smile)
Originally posted by cdmx
OMG i got out of a ticket today...i said SIR alot i think it helped...i was on my 15 min break for work and had to run home...its like 15 min away...so around a curve im coming and theres a cop, he turns around pulls me over and clocked me at 67 in a 45. Well he said that it looked like i had alot of tickets and he wasn't going to give me one this time...he said Slow this thing down! (that kinda made me smile)
OMG i got out of a ticket today...i said SIR alot i think it helped...i was on my 15 min break for work and had to run home...its like 15 min away...so around a curve im coming and theres a cop, he turns around pulls me over and clocked me at 67 in a 45. Well he said that it looked like i had alot of tickets and he wasn't going to give me one this time...he said Slow this thing down! (that kinda made me smile)
You are DAMN lucky my friend
Link doesn't work for me
Someone please fix it or e-mail it to me at anotheraccount@yahoo.com. puuuhhleeeeze
Someone please fix it or e-mail it to me at anotheraccount@yahoo.com. puuuhhleeeeze
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for those of you that are missing out, here's a taste
Start with the proper equipment. A bright red high performance sports cars is
extremely sexy, it also looks like it’s going 90 while sitting parked at the curb.
There are a wide variety of high performance cars that don’t command so much
attention. What ever the vehicle, you have to be equipped with electronic countermeasures.
ECM for the highway consists of a good radar detector. More on
this in Chapter 2.
Study the road ahead but keep an eye on “your six” as the fighter pilots are fond
of saying. Terrain is crucial. Don’t savor the moment and crest a hill doing 80
MPH. On-ramps are another favorite spot for police to hide. As you speed past
they swoop out and sneak right up to you with a nice paced or radar verified
ticket so stay alert!
Watch for a hiding police car in front of a slow moving semi-truck. The only
reason a semi is doing the speed limit is because there is “trouble in the forest.” If
the police car is not immediately visible, he could actually be right in front of the
truck waiting for some happy go lucky motorist to go zipping by the slow moving
truck.
Be sure to avoid the left lane except to pass. This is the target lane for any police
officer running radar in any location. You will notice that you very rarely, if ever
see radar set up on the right side of the road. That’s because the police know that
the speeders are in the left lane. Use the left lane only when necessary, and then
only as long as it takes to move over to the center or right.
In the same general concept as staying out of the left lane, don’t bob & weave
through traffic like some crazed skier on a wild downhill slalom run. Keep in
mind that any officer finally stopping you after this performance will likely
decide that you were driving recklessly as well as speeding. Double trouble. Pay
attention to any car coming up fast behind you, especially at night. If you are
cruising down the highway at a comfortable 75 or 80 mph and see headlights
steadily gaining on you - SLOW DOWN NOW! This is either a police office
about to write you a paced speeding ticket or some other speeder.
During your travels through the dark forest of the highway you will occasionally
be passed by a speedy little rabbit. Feel free to accelerate and maintain about a 1/
4 mile interval between you and this radar sniffer. Enjoy the small level of comfort
in knowing that this rabbit will find any radar up the road before it gets to
you; however, don’t forget about remaining alert. You know, that area behind
you where a police officer would just love to sneak up while you aren’t keeping a
vigilant mirror check.
Watch all cars parked on the shoulder regardless of make, model, color, etc. Any
car on the side of the road should be cause for immediate reduction of speed. If
it’s not a police officer, it could also be another motorist in trouble, (use your own
discretion) or a motorist about to pull back onto the highway.
As you can see, the underlying theme throughout all of these suggestions is
situational awareness. Know your environment. Be one with the radar force that is
lurking somewhere down the road. The only other safe option is the slow pace of
the posted speed limit.
extremely sexy, it also looks like it’s going 90 while sitting parked at the curb.
There are a wide variety of high performance cars that don’t command so much
attention. What ever the vehicle, you have to be equipped with electronic countermeasures.
ECM for the highway consists of a good radar detector. More on
this in Chapter 2.
Study the road ahead but keep an eye on “your six” as the fighter pilots are fond
of saying. Terrain is crucial. Don’t savor the moment and crest a hill doing 80
MPH. On-ramps are another favorite spot for police to hide. As you speed past
they swoop out and sneak right up to you with a nice paced or radar verified
ticket so stay alert!
Watch for a hiding police car in front of a slow moving semi-truck. The only
reason a semi is doing the speed limit is because there is “trouble in the forest.” If
the police car is not immediately visible, he could actually be right in front of the
truck waiting for some happy go lucky motorist to go zipping by the slow moving
truck.
Be sure to avoid the left lane except to pass. This is the target lane for any police
officer running radar in any location. You will notice that you very rarely, if ever
see radar set up on the right side of the road. That’s because the police know that
the speeders are in the left lane. Use the left lane only when necessary, and then
only as long as it takes to move over to the center or right.
In the same general concept as staying out of the left lane, don’t bob & weave
through traffic like some crazed skier on a wild downhill slalom run. Keep in
mind that any officer finally stopping you after this performance will likely
decide that you were driving recklessly as well as speeding. Double trouble. Pay
attention to any car coming up fast behind you, especially at night. If you are
cruising down the highway at a comfortable 75 or 80 mph and see headlights
steadily gaining on you - SLOW DOWN NOW! This is either a police office
about to write you a paced speeding ticket or some other speeder.
During your travels through the dark forest of the highway you will occasionally
be passed by a speedy little rabbit. Feel free to accelerate and maintain about a 1/
4 mile interval between you and this radar sniffer. Enjoy the small level of comfort
in knowing that this rabbit will find any radar up the road before it gets to
you; however, don’t forget about remaining alert. You know, that area behind
you where a police officer would just love to sneak up while you aren’t keeping a
vigilant mirror check.
Watch all cars parked on the shoulder regardless of make, model, color, etc. Any
car on the side of the road should be cause for immediate reduction of speed. If
it’s not a police officer, it could also be another motorist in trouble, (use your own
discretion) or a motorist about to pull back onto the highway.
As you can see, the underlying theme throughout all of these suggestions is
situational awareness. Know your environment. Be one with the radar force that is
lurking somewhere down the road. The only other safe option is the slow pace of
the posted speed limit.
Originally posted by Drnknmnky13
Lookie Lookie. I dont make this stuff up.
Lookie Lookie. I dont make this stuff up.
Damn, that was tripy...thought that was on my computer for a second...i was like...wtf??...why can't i click on it.....
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