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Old Nov 20, 2001
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Moronic Ponderings

Everyone post a stupid situation that makes you laugh....everyone is so uptight that the forum isn't fun. so lets poke fun at what people are ranting about.

Why is it when I'm going down the freeway at 100mph I don't feel the wind on my face? is there anything I can do to fix this, like take out that big clear thing in front of me, or modify my car...will it make it fast? If so how fast? Is it the same as a cold air intake? [IMG]i/expressions/beer_yum.gif[/IMG]
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I say take out the front and back windshield, rool down the windows and take the hood and trunk off, that will make you faster!!!!!!!!

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rool the windows down? How do I rool the windows down...for that matter people are always lowering their cars...how do they do that? is there a fat chick in their trunk? If so why does performance get better?
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2 questions: What is a window? Do you know any good websites where I can get one?
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a window is a woman that has lost a husband to death....as far as websites where you can get one..I dunno.
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Old Nov 23, 2001
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Heeeheeeheee [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
I wasn't expecting to laugh this early.
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Yo 2koNE PeEPs!

I bE thINkIn LiK PeEPs BLinG-bLINg da rIdE RiPpIn Da ShOcKA's & tHroWin dEm WoOd yO....? KaN dA PeEps 4oNE1 Da 411 tO I Kan tHrOw OuTs SoMe BeJAmMIns So Da GRoUnD COnTroLin KoIl OvAh WoOd yO? AnD Da RiDe dEm BoUnCE LIk mY DoG JaY-ZeE? WoRd yO jIgGah WhA?

sO eYE bE sAyiN yO DaT A FOcUs yO? I eAtIN FocUS Lik OsMaH PeEP bE AtE'In A BiG-mAC doG.



















BTW: I dont know how they do that cuz it took me 10 minutes to write that.....
I f*ckin crack myself up
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english please
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Sorry.. I had too...
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<< Yo 2koNE PeEPs!

I bE thINkIn LiK PeEPs BLinG-bLINg da rIdE RiPpIn Da ShOcKA's & tHroWin dEm WoOd yO....? KaN dA PeEps 4oNE1 Da 411 tO I Kan tHrOw OuTs SoMe BeJAmMIns So Da GRoUnD COnTroLin KoIl OvAh WoOd yO? AnD Da RiDe dEm BoUnCE LIk mY DoG JaY-ZeE? WoRd yO jIgGah WhA?

sO eYE bE sAyiN yO DaT A FOcUs yO? I eAtIN FocUS Lik OsMaH PeEP bE AtE'In A BiG-mAC doG.



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reminds me of the krill be ballaz... they're hard hahahahahah[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

KRILL BE BALLAZ.... FUNNY AS HELL


this one has their anthem... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

Krill be ballaz
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please tell me those three guys are doing that for fun! I couldn't read it twas in black redneck stuff so it was hard to read. heh
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