1.DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN
2.what does that blue thing do.

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN SOMEONE GETS IN THE CAR

PUT UR ****ING SEAT BELT ON WE WILL BE GETTING THERE QUICKER THAN MOST

im thinking about getting nitrous for my car just so i could tell ppl to never push the little red button when they ask what it is :rofl: .

"whoa, clean car!"
"who sleeps in here? the seats are too far back"
"how much for your gauges?"

"I refuse to show up at my friend's party in this rolling nightclub"

"these seats are making my hemmorroids come out" and "thats the cutest thing ive ever seen....what is that anyways (referring to the miniature recaro racing seat cellphone holder)

1. WTF!!! Leather?!
2. What kind of car is this (completely debadged)
2b. (engine roaring) "oh civic..."
3. Why did you buy manual (mom, grandma, aunt, sister...)

"Nice ride."

"Why the hell is your car so loud"
"I feel like a movie star behind this limo tint"
"Can people see me through your window"
"How come when you press the gas pedal the exhuast is loud but your car doesnt move?"<---That one hurts everytime...lol

guages i get ask about them offten

yall mofo is hella funny

speciallly this 1 up top of me

"How come when you press the gas pedal the exhuast is loud but your car doesnt move?"<---That one hurts everytime...lol :rofl: :rofl: :hgrin: :sweet:
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"Why aren't we moving?" - Flooring the car...

:tup: on this thread. :D

agreed! glad I started something useful and entertaining!

"nice car, what is it?"

"wow your car talks"
"did that just say system ready?"
"HOLY Fu@k Thouse are stock gauges"
"whats that computer thing"
"go faster!!"
"slow down"
"pull the ebrake"

"are those gauges stock?"
"your car smells good"
"oooh, nice car"
"whats this blue light for?"
"nice CD player"

I got some of my own
"I like that shifter"
"awwwwww, thats so cute!!"
"is that stock?" (referring to the tach and speedo)
"you drive stick?"

1. "wow, nice car"
2. "is this ur car? really????, not ur bro's or dads????"
3. "how can you afford to do all these things to ur car?"
4. "nice sound system"
5. (most recent) "Damn, your headlights are sooo bright, I cant even look at the car a head of me cuz of the all the light shining back" :tup: :cool: lol.

I get

"nice whip"

And with the civic emblem on the dash

"is this factory? (or did you put this here or it came like it)

how about

"you drive like a maniac"

they ask me when we gonna ****

when they get out, there are like OMG, ive made my roommates neice cry just by driving, vrooom psh babay

1. Is this your car?
2. What you got done?
3. Can people see me through your windows?
4. Put the bass on..
5. Whats that squeeking noise?
6. Can i turn the volume up?
7. Your seats are comfortable.
8. Your backseat is big (and yes someone said that, u dreamers u)
9. lil kids-- thats a nice car man, do you got neons? me-- No, sorry lil kids-- ah man
10. me-- dont hit your foot on the side skirt (xenon side skirts) girl-- i wont me-- alright were here (gets out) girl- (gets out) me-- (walks over) whyd u hit the side skirt! girl--- i didn't! me-- why is the dirt missing in that one area and ur the only one who was in the passenger seat all week. girl-- wasn't me! ---------that happens with everyone, thats just an example. gets on my nerves

Do you have an air intake system installed?
Are these racing seats? I don't like em.
Oh, your dash lights are all blue.
Nice car, it looks stock.
Did those gauges come like that from the factory?
Make it go fast.
Now that is sweet [when I had underglow neons]

They used to say...."Holy shit this is a civic!?"

now it's almost back to stock so they just say..."hey, it still smells new"

GF "why is the ride so harsh"
hit uneven part of freeway going 75 boom
GF "see what happens when your cars lowered"
me "shut the hell up"
GF "dont tell me to shut up"
me "get out"
GF "no"
screeeeeeeeech
me "get out or shut up"
GF " huff"
me "thats what i thought bitch"
:hgrin:

WOW, your so cool. Can I please be your friend???