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just got out of work and a cop pulls up tells me hes 99% sure he knows who stole my shit apparently the young chick thats lives next to me boyfriend is the one. i guess he got kicked out of his house and his father found a bunch of stolen gps ipods laptops and other stuff and get this this ****en retard stole a laptop out of a detects under cover cop car. they haven't found my stuff yet but they have warrants to arrest this kid and a couple of his friends. the next time i see this kid i am going to beat the ever loving shit out of him i don't care if i get arrested it won't be the first time lol ive got these brass knuckles ive been itching to use.

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nice at least you may be getting your stuff back

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i hope so but im not keeping my hopes up. i can't wait to confront this little bitch he rides around town on his little vespa all the time i mite even bitch slap his girlfriend for the hell of it.

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I know your pissed man, but let the detective do his job. No sense in you getting in trouble for some stupid sh*t. I bet your civvy would miss you if you got taken away. If I were you, I would find a way to **** with them, without actually committing a crime.

Send a bunch of free crap and junk mail to his house

Sign his address up to be visited by the LDS

Call all the flooring/plumbing/AC businesses you can, and schedule an "appointment" at his house at 15 min intervals all on the same day.

Call in massive amounts of pizzas to his house.

Also reply to all the "casual encounter" adds on craigslist, and set it up so a bunch of horny men show up at his door at random hours of the night.


The list goes on my friend. Just let me know how it all goes.:cool:

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its funny the cop was talking all kinds of shit about this chick i believe he called her a **** tard shit head lol. he said to call him if any of these ****ers are around my house he said he tails her car around town.

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Just put deasil in his vespa

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wow, that's crazy that the cop just told you he's tailing her around town lol.

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its crazy he told me who the actual person was behind it its almost like he wants me to smack this kid up. i got a real short fuse to if i see this kid im fuken him up.

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The only people getting screwed in this scenario are the businesses whose time and money you just wasted. Why would want to do that to local businesses that are already struggling without this kind of stupid shit.

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Or ding dong ditch with a baggie of dog manure lit on fire
(They gotta step on it to put it out)
;)

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The casual encounters section is not a business, however it is a hilarious way of having a stream of horny men arrive at someones door.

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i was sooo confused reading this, lol, so you're a guy right? do you have a boy friend, that's cool if so, or was it written wrong.

is the perp a boy or girl?

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I think hes trying to say that it was his neighbors boyfriend.

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Don't get yourself in trouble for this little prick. Wait till the cops find out if it was him, and if so then wait till they're all gone and **** with their place or steal his vespa and trash it

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:thumbs" fer that! :D

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non. the brake cable is exposed :D

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stick with the basics that cannot be traced to you. eggs...toilet paper...bag of poo...etc well, unless its your own poo.

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I think you should take everybody's advice here....and just poo on his Vespa..

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And let it bake in the sun

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hahaha awesome

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I'm not sure how stuff works there, but my buddy's stereo got stolen awhile back. The cops found it along with a bunch of other stolen goods. The police kept it forever for "evidence". It was almost a year before he got it back.

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When our shit was stolen it took about the same time to get it back. :tdown:

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Take the wheels off his car and leave it on bricks or worst on the ground. Get your buddys to come over get a few beers and sit and watch this kid figure out how to get his car off the ground.

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Unless the vespa is a moped :P For some wierd reason I was thinking of the nissan versa

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i have three words for you my friend. led based paint. xD

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How bright is LED paint? How do you hook it up to the battery? :lol:

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^
Lmfao

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i don't get it you want me to paint his vespa.

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Lool Brian "dont get in trouble for this little prick" but then you later suggest to steal his vespa? hahahaha

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lol just throw LEAD paint on it haha. i would sudgest spray paint but thats too long to just do it and leave.