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I was meeting up with my girlfriend in Toronto tonight, so I started heading up on QEW eastbound... I noticed this red late 90's Porsche 911 Carriera Cabriolet in front of me. Nothing unsual going on, except the normal Saturday night traffic... eventually we break out of the slow pack and get moving. He was ahead of me.

He started slowing down on the passing lane, dipping below 1000km/h... so I decided to pass him. No rush, I signaled and changed lanes, then lightly pressed the throttle to get ahead. What does this f***er do? He presses his throttle lightly. I thought maybe it was just his foot resting on his accelerator... so I push my accelerator harder... sure enough, tihs motherf***er does the same thing. Then when I slow down to get BEHIND him, and he slows down too. I was like WTF.. sad thing was, I couldn't do a damn thing since his car is way way faster than mine. And now there was a big *** tracker trailer in front of me.. what a total f***Ing c*ck, let me tell you. So I hit the brakes and eventually get behind him.. then I flickered the hi-beams, to tell him that he's an a**hole.

He eventually starts gunning his car and he's out of my sight. So I drive normal.. far away I see him zig zagging thru traffic like a pinball. Eventually he gets caught up behind this minivan in the middle lane. I was on the passing lane, doing my happy 120km/h... and what does this f**kface do?? He cuts me off--no signal, nothing. So I put the highbeams on again, but this time I left it on...

I don't know what this guy's problem was.. I didn't do krap to him. Maybe he has beef with souped up Civics or something... either way, he was being a limpd*ck... I wanted to get him back. But no chance of me being able to cut this guy off.. so as cheap as this sounds, I got on the phone, and dialed "*OPP" Then I reported his stupid exotic car *** to the police.. I said he was driving like he stole it!

The Porsche started taking off on me, and soon I lost sight of him. This was all in Oakvile area.. when I got to just before the 427 split, I saw him pulled over to the shoulder by an unmarked white Chevy Impala [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] Too bad I was on the passing lane again, otherwise I would've honked and gave him a thumbs up!

 
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hahahahaha joker!!
usually i cant wait for the weekend to come by and hear all the good stories u have to bring from da TO area hahhaha
good stuff!!!

 
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what's going on this weekend?

 
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absolutly nothing... im sleepy from that rookerie red that cb got me at the keg!!
thats some kwazie stuff!
hahahaha
just find it funny reading ur weekly threads hehehe

 
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dang you have alots of stories...........i got one

with some friends at rogers video in malvern.......

then I saw a pick-up truck with 3 black guys sitting in the back, obviously legal if you know what a pick-up truck is...... anywaz....... i was like

"hey look at that, 3 guys are sitting in the back, thats nuts".........

anywayz back to smoking a cig, next thing i look around, the same truck is pulled over by cops i was like

"damn pulled over so fast"...

then all i can see is what looked like a crowd of black people, i'm guessing there were 3 in the back, 3 in the front, maybe more........

man that cop called for backup so quick, and it came in like 2 seconds........ crazy stuff

 
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dang u boi!!
u still up...
hahaha that jokes
well u added one
maybe i should add what happened to me tonight hahaha
...well..maybe not..dont want certain guys to kill me!!

 
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wow more story from 01_Coupe...waiting for more

 
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"I said he was driving like he stole it!"
LMAO!! i have to use that one!

 
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haha...you gottta put a book of short stories together dude...I'd buy one for sure....

 
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go behind him and run at 90km WITH your high beams on... ..and then if you want, you can put your emercency lights on toooo. lol