Even STR4 owners fat girlfreinds are retarted
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Even STR4 owners fat girlfreinds are retarted
Ok so a boosted civic couldn't possibly beat an SRT4. And they run 12's with a CAI. Correct me if im wrong but I believe plenty of boosted memebrs have beaten SRT4's, includeing myself. And im sure none of us have ever seen an SRT4 run 12's with just a CAI even with a hurricane wind pushing it. And if this 300 pound chick was in the car I doubt it would even break into 14's.
This all came after I laughed at an SRT4 in a parkign lot, and turns out this fat girl that knows me heard me maekign fun of her boyfriends car. She knew my civic was boosted, yes was. But she instantly said well if you got soemhting faster he is always looking to race. I then went ot the other side of the parking lot and got on my bike, rode it over and said how about for $500. Another thing don't let your fat girlfriend try and set up a race, cause you might look even more retarted when an a$$hole like me rolls up on a bike ready to tear your SRT4 a new one.
This all came after I laughed at an SRT4 in a parkign lot, and turns out this fat girl that knows me heard me maekign fun of her boyfriends car. She knew my civic was boosted, yes was. But she instantly said well if you got soemhting faster he is always looking to race. I then went ot the other side of the parking lot and got on my bike, rode it over and said how about for $500. Another thing don't let your fat girlfriend try and set up a race, cause you might look even more retarted when an a$$hole like me rolls up on a bike ready to tear your SRT4 a new one.
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Rep Power: 381 na he was like im not raceing a bike. And then I laughed again and rode off, with my friend speedign ahead of me in thier bigger faster bikes. i have the slow one.
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Originally Posted by ajhdragon
Ok so a boosted civic couldn't possibly beat an SRT4. And they run 12's with a CAI. Correct me if im wrong but I believe plenty of boosted memebrs have beaten SRT4's, includeing myself. And im sure none of us have ever seen an SRT4 run 12's with just a CAI even with a hurricane wind pushing it. And if this 300 pound chick was in the car I doubt it would even break into 14's.
This all came after I laughed at an SRT4 in a parkign lot, and turns out this fat girl that knows me heard me maekign fun of her boyfriends car. She knew my civic was boosted, yes was. But she instantly said well if you got soemhting faster he is always looking to race. I then went ot the other side of the parking lot and got on my bike, rode it over and said how about for $500. Another thing don't let your fat girlfriend try and set up a race, cause you might look even more retarted when an a$$hole like me rolls up on a bike ready to tear your SRT4 a new one.
This all came after I laughed at an SRT4 in a parkign lot, and turns out this fat girl that knows me heard me maekign fun of her boyfriends car. She knew my civic was boosted, yes was. But she instantly said well if you got soemhting faster he is always looking to race. I then went ot the other side of the parking lot and got on my bike, rode it over and said how about for $500. Another thing don't let your fat girlfriend try and set up a race, cause you might look even more retarted when an a$$hole like me rolls up on a bike ready to tear your SRT4 a new one.
the only way they would have a chance was if u raced down a huge hill and gravity pushed their car with all that weight behind it!
srts are not that bad at all, I think most people hate it because they are overpowered in stock factory form for the price. Not all the owners are fat, I knew some that were skinny and tall.
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Originally Posted by Civic_RedLine
srts are not that bad at all, I think most people hate it because they are overpowered in stock factory form for the price. Not all the owners are fat, I knew some that were skinny and tall.
No, the reason people hate on them is the people who drive them think they're the absolute **** and nobody could ever beat an SRT-4
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Originally Posted by ajhdragon
na he was like im not raceing a bike. And then I laughed again and rode off, with my friend speedign ahead of me in thier bigger faster bikes. i have the slow one.
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Rep Power: 381 he may get me top end or whatever, but by the time he catches up to me the race would already be over. Because I know for sure my bike is atleast 1 1/2 seconds faster to 100 than my civic was. And I was usually pretty even with SRT4's. My record was 3-1 against them. 2 were stock one was diffrent intake, and exhaust. Looseing to one that was a mopar stage 2, boost controller, and HKS SSQV BOV. And he killed me.
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And not all SRT4 owners are fat....Tonya here by the airport has a bronze one and she definately isn't fat. You might even know her.
....And not all SRT4 owners are fat....Tonya here by the airport has a bronze one and she definately isn't fat. You might even know her.
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Rep Power: 381 im not saying SRT4 owners are fat, actually ive never seen a fat guy in an SRT4, but I have also never seen an SRT4 owner with a decent looking chick either. And don't know her, I'm kind of far from the airport im in south city. But you have to admit SRT4 owners are like the mustang owners of imports. they think thier cars is the greatest, fastest, best car ever made.
I like srt-4's too some degree, the style of the car is not my favorite. But they are pretty fast cars for the money.
The thing is though that you run into people like that everywhere you go with people that have fixed up cars, or expensive cars. You always have your people with these cars that you walk up too and can talk to for an hour. Even though there car can smoke yours or just flat out looks way better than yours. Their just super nice people and dont like let things like effect their pride. Then you have people that are super prideful and wont talk or wave or anything. I run into that all the time, even with people in other honda's. I've also pulled up too lights and told people in mustangs, bmw's that they had awesome looking cars. Then pulled into somewhere and talk to them for an hour. So its really all in the person, not just the car they drive.
I also own a mustang, plus my civic. Before that I had a 7' tall Ford F-250 w/ 36" tires on it. So I dont look at cars like that. I just love cars period, import, domestic doesnt matter.
The thing is though that you run into people like that everywhere you go with people that have fixed up cars, or expensive cars. You always have your people with these cars that you walk up too and can talk to for an hour. Even though there car can smoke yours or just flat out looks way better than yours. Their just super nice people and dont like let things like effect their pride. Then you have people that are super prideful and wont talk or wave or anything. I run into that all the time, even with people in other honda's. I've also pulled up too lights and told people in mustangs, bmw's that they had awesome looking cars. Then pulled into somewhere and talk to them for an hour. So its really all in the person, not just the car they drive.
I also own a mustang, plus my civic. Before that I had a 7' tall Ford F-250 w/ 36" tires on it. So I dont look at cars like that. I just love cars period, import, domestic doesnt matter.
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Originally Posted by ajhdragon
im not saying SRT4 owners are fat, actually ive never seen a fat guy in an SRT4, but I have also never seen an SRT4 owner with a decent looking chick either. And don't know her, I'm kind of far from the airport im in south city. But you have to admit SRT4 owners are like the mustang owners of imports. they think thier cars is the greatest, fastest, best car ever made.
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Originally Posted by 01HonderCivic
No, the reason people hate on them is the people who drive them think they're the absolute **** and nobody could ever beat an SRT-4
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Originally Posted by Civic_RedLine
srts are not that bad at all, I think most people hate it because they are overpowered in stock factory form for the price. Not all the owners are fat, I knew some that were skinny and tall.
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Originally Posted by karizzle
I think people hate SRT-4's because all they are, are NEONS, its a factory boosted NEON, and we all know neons are pos
There are people out there who think SRT-4's aren't Neons? Stupid fvckers.
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Originally Posted by 01HonderCivic
There are people out there who think SRT-4's aren't Neons? Stupid fvckers.
so imagine how ignorant and arrogant SRT-4 owners must be 
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On another note, I've yet to see a non-fat person in my area driving an SRT-4. Maybe the fat people have finally founda car thats cheap enough and still makes enough power to move up a hill with them in it.
On another note, I've yet to see a non-fat person in my area driving an SRT-4. Maybe the fat people have finally founda car thats cheap enough and still makes enough power to move up a hill with them in it.
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Originally Posted by ajhdragon
im not saying SRT4 owners are fat, actually ive never seen a fat guy in an SRT4, but I have also never seen an SRT4 owner with a decent looking chick either. And don't know her, I'm kind of far from the airport im in south city. But you have to admit SRT4 owners are like the mustang owners of imports. they think thier cars is the greatest, fastest, best car ever made.
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