My ride-along experience.
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My ride-along experience.
So I met Chris (AZ2K1Civic) last night for a ride-along. For those of you not in the know, he's a deputy Sheriff here in AZ. So I met up last night at 6PM (Saturday) for a funfilled night. If anyone hasn't done this, I highly recommend it. Maybe not with Chris, persay, as he farts in the car.
So as the night began we rolled to this house to find someone who may have been lurking around a house. So Chris tells me to lock the door and doesn't even leave me with pepper spray. Had I been attacked I would have had to issue the felon a Swan Kick that I learned from extensive viewing of The Karate Kid prior to my ride-along. No really, it was cool to see him hunt around for this "suspect". Although our search came up empty, it was onto the next stop.
The next stop was a trip into a neighborhood with roads resembling a spaghetti weave: Anthem. So we had to high tail it to our next stop. Some young 15 year old with, tattoo, an ankle bracelet, and a drug/mom beating history! Talk about fun! Some guys tried busting into her house over a drug debt! The quality of families is up to par in Anthem alright!
After leaving that scene without any "perps" in the back, we traveled to arrest some guy for violating an order. Chris stuffed this guy in the back and we were gonna book him, but the night got too busy. He wasn't a threat to anyone so Chris was gonna cite him and let him go, but not without a stern convo. This guy was hispanic and kept bitching about his ex not letting him see his kids. Thats when Chris busts out my favorite line of the night. The guy is whining and goes "come on man she wouldn't let me see my kids you gotta know how that feels!" To which Chris replies "I don't have kids". HAHA Good stuff. So Chris gave him a full cavity search and we left. OK the last part may NOT have happened. It was dark and I couldn't see so who knows...
So we left that location and it was time to bust some traffic. While we did nab one youngin in a thong (am I allowed to say that?), another jackhole got away from us speeding (they have these long *** medians that take a quarter mile just to flip around on). Don't know why but that pissed me off. Nobody should get away when the Dallis is on patrol. So to feel better I farted in the car without telling the Sheriff. Didn't even have to roll the windows down.
So later that night we met some of the other guys at Denny's for dinner where Flo brought me my OJ. I have since learned that Chris eats enough to feed a small country. I will NOT be taking him to an ALL YOU CAN EAT anytime soon.
So we searched for illegal racers, checked on houses, quieted down parties that were already quiet, saw hot MILFs way out in BFE, and generally hauled ***.
The high point of the night, besides confiscating drugs, was the rollover we spotted at 2AM. Some drunk guy flying down to road (most likely drinking) started swerving, jumped a berm-like hill and rolled his Suburban in the desert. It was awesome! Chris has pics so I'm sure he'll post em soon. I wore a Sheriffs windbreaker and when we rolled up the Scottsdale PD goes "You guys can clear if you want". Hell I don't even know what "clear" means but that guy must has thought I was a copper! HAHA I need to get one of those damn jackets for civilian use.
Overall it was well worth the 9 to 10 hours I spent rolling with him. I recommend this to anyone but I'm sure knowing the person first helps out a lot! I am going to do this again as soon as I can.
So as the night began we rolled to this house to find someone who may have been lurking around a house. So Chris tells me to lock the door and doesn't even leave me with pepper spray. Had I been attacked I would have had to issue the felon a Swan Kick that I learned from extensive viewing of The Karate Kid prior to my ride-along. No really, it was cool to see him hunt around for this "suspect". Although our search came up empty, it was onto the next stop.
The next stop was a trip into a neighborhood with roads resembling a spaghetti weave: Anthem. So we had to high tail it to our next stop. Some young 15 year old with, tattoo, an ankle bracelet, and a drug/mom beating history! Talk about fun! Some guys tried busting into her house over a drug debt! The quality of families is up to par in Anthem alright!
After leaving that scene without any "perps" in the back, we traveled to arrest some guy for violating an order. Chris stuffed this guy in the back and we were gonna book him, but the night got too busy. He wasn't a threat to anyone so Chris was gonna cite him and let him go, but not without a stern convo. This guy was hispanic and kept bitching about his ex not letting him see his kids. Thats when Chris busts out my favorite line of the night. The guy is whining and goes "come on man she wouldn't let me see my kids you gotta know how that feels!" To which Chris replies "I don't have kids". HAHA Good stuff. So Chris gave him a full cavity search and we left. OK the last part may NOT have happened. It was dark and I couldn't see so who knows...
So we left that location and it was time to bust some traffic. While we did nab one youngin in a thong (am I allowed to say that?), another jackhole got away from us speeding (they have these long *** medians that take a quarter mile just to flip around on). Don't know why but that pissed me off. Nobody should get away when the Dallis is on patrol. So to feel better I farted in the car without telling the Sheriff. Didn't even have to roll the windows down.
So later that night we met some of the other guys at Denny's for dinner where Flo brought me my OJ. I have since learned that Chris eats enough to feed a small country. I will NOT be taking him to an ALL YOU CAN EAT anytime soon.
So we searched for illegal racers, checked on houses, quieted down parties that were already quiet, saw hot MILFs way out in BFE, and generally hauled ***.
The high point of the night, besides confiscating drugs, was the rollover we spotted at 2AM. Some drunk guy flying down to road (most likely drinking) started swerving, jumped a berm-like hill and rolled his Suburban in the desert. It was awesome! Chris has pics so I'm sure he'll post em soon. I wore a Sheriffs windbreaker and when we rolled up the Scottsdale PD goes "You guys can clear if you want". Hell I don't even know what "clear" means but that guy must has thought I was a copper! HAHA I need to get one of those damn jackets for civilian use.
Overall it was well worth the 9 to 10 hours I spent rolling with him. I recommend this to anyone but I'm sure knowing the person first helps out a lot! I am going to do this again as soon as I can.
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Rep Power: 379 haha My girlfriend said the same thing. Thanks. A good part of that is due to Chris, he's a pretty funny guy in general. Kinda weird to hang out with someone as a normal guy and then see him yell at people. It's like Supertroopers but better. Meow!
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Originally Posted by PunkingCivic
good story, You had me rolling. You should become a writer or a magazine or something.
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Originally Posted by PunkingCivic
good story, You had me rolling. You should become a writer or a magazine or something.
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Rep Power: 0 Great narrative D, you had me laughing and I was there. BTW, the farting is true.
Here are the pictures of the rollover:
From the road and tire marks it looked like he swereved for no reason (although he'll say it was a coyote or something), jumped a hill which made his suburban
go end over end through a cholla patch and land on the driver's side about 75 feet into the desert
Here is Dallis in the SO windbreaker
The reason for this guy's wreck is in the cab and hard to see (see below)
Its in the middle...(see below again)
Chivas Regal. This guy didnt die probably because he was numb from the booze. He was transported to the hospital by ambulance
Overall, it was a slow night in respect to action but I can find my own way to waste the night.
Here are the pictures of the rollover:
From the road and tire marks it looked like he swereved for no reason (although he'll say it was a coyote or something), jumped a hill which made his suburban
go end over end through a cholla patch and land on the driver's side about 75 feet into the desert
Here is Dallis in the SO windbreaker
The reason for this guy's wreck is in the cab and hard to see (see below)
Its in the middle...(see below again)
Chivas Regal. This guy didnt die probably because he was numb from the booze. He was transported to the hospital by ambulance
Overall, it was a slow night in respect to action but I can find my own way to waste the night.
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Originally Posted by AZ2K1Civic
Overall, it was a slow night in respect to action but I can find my own way to waste the night.
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Rep Power: 379 haha didn't that chick have an ankle bracelet? How do they monitor that GPS cannot really be THAT accurate to notice her leaving the driveway.. Or is there a base unit that detects how far the anklet is from it?
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Originally Posted by AZ2K1Civic
got me...i was waiting for her to walk outside the line and watch her head explode, like in Running Man
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Originally Posted by booba5185
i'd rather see it like in Swordfish, the C-4 and the BBs, they leave their yard and boom!
