MY friend Is a Ricer....
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MY friend Is a Ricer....
You know I hate it when people see civics and automatically call them rice..... Take for instance take this kid I know.....The king of ricers.... He has an 03 Corolla S which he calls "Type S"... 
anyway....Its black on black and thats nice hes got 20% tints, but the niceness stops there....its got 19 inch chrome rims that are NASTY its not even dropped....Its got a fake carbon fiber grille in the front with these nasty headlights that stick out and are supposed to be "angeleyes"" but look like buldging fish eyes. He has altezza tails and a fat coffee can muffler he bought off a friend for 80 bucks when i saw the same generic POS on ebay for 30 shipped! He has one of those fake turbo whistles in his tailpipe and he doesnt even have an intake, he jus duct-tape opened his airbox to let more air in. He always revs that engine and pops it in Neutral at lights then pops it into drive to make it look like he has manual. Hes 19 ****in years old...grow up! He also has these purple neon lights in his car....and HE SAYS MY CAR IS RICE BECAUSE ITS A CIVIC....GIVE ME FCKIN BREAK, according to him it doesnt matter if i can beat him on a track....he still looks better....what a idiot
anyway....Its black on black and thats nice hes got 20% tints, but the niceness stops there....its got 19 inch chrome rims that are NASTY its not even dropped....Its got a fake carbon fiber grille in the front with these nasty headlights that stick out and are supposed to be "angeleyes"" but look like buldging fish eyes. He has altezza tails and a fat coffee can muffler he bought off a friend for 80 bucks when i saw the same generic POS on ebay for 30 shipped! He has one of those fake turbo whistles in his tailpipe and he doesnt even have an intake, he jus duct-tape opened his airbox to let more air in. He always revs that engine and pops it in Neutral at lights then pops it into drive to make it look like he has manual. Hes 19 ****in years old...grow up! He also has these purple neon lights in his car....and HE SAYS MY CAR IS RICE BECAUSE ITS A CIVIC....GIVE ME FCKIN BREAK, according to him it doesnt matter if i can beat him on a track....he still looks better....what a idiot 
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Rep Power: 0 Hes not really a great buddy of mine but i dunno hes jus i dunno....anyways im away at school but ill try to get my friend to take pics of that moron.
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theres this kid down the street from me with a pink neon and all he has is a 200 dollar wing and he says his car is better because its moded, mines a clean silver 2004 ex coupe and he calls mine rice because its honda to....again all he has is a wing on his rusted out neon with hubcaps....GAYYYYY
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Originally Posted by ArtIntown11
You know I hate it when people see civics and automatically call them rice..... Take for instance take this kid I know.....The king of ricers.... He has an 03 Corolla S which he calls "Type S"... anyway....Its black on black and thats nice hes got 20% tints, but the niceness stops there....its got 19 inch chrome rims that are NASTY its not even dropped....Its got a fake carbon fiber grille in the front with these nasty headlights that stick out and are supposed to be "angeleyes"" but look like buldging fish eyes. He has altezza tails and a fat coffee can muffler he bought off a friend for 80 bucks when i saw the same generic POS on ebay for 30 shipped! He has one of those fake turbo whistles in his tailpipe and he doesnt even have an intake, he jus duct-tape opened his airbox to let more air in. He always revs that engine and pops it in Neutral at lights then pops it into drive to make it look like he has manual. Hes 19 ****in years old...grow up! He also has these purple neon lights in his car....and HE SAYS MY CAR IS RICE BECAUSE ITS A CIVIC....GIVE ME FCKIN BREAK, according to him it doesnt matter if i can beat him on a track....he still looks better....what a idiot
anyway....Its black on black and thats nice hes got 20% tints, but the niceness stops there....its got 19 inch chrome rims that are NASTY its not even dropped....Its got a fake carbon fiber grille in the front with these nasty headlights that stick out and are supposed to be "angeleyes"" but look like buldging fish eyes. He has altezza tails and a fat coffee can muffler he bought off a friend for 80 bucks when i saw the same generic POS on ebay for 30 shipped! He has one of those fake turbo whistles in his tailpipe and he doesnt even have an intake, he jus duct-tape opened his airbox to let more air in. He always revs that engine and pops it in Neutral at lights then pops it into drive to make it look like he has manual. Hes 19 ****in years old...grow up! He also has these purple neon lights in his car....and HE SAYS MY CAR IS RICE BECAUSE ITS A CIVIC....GIVE ME FCKIN BREAK, according to him it doesnt matter if i can beat him on a track....he still looks better....what a idiot
how else would you be able to drive around in such a guady monstrosity 
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Rep Power: 0 hahaha yeah i got a friend like that too. he drives a BEAT UP fierro with a nasty solid orange paintjob and barely runs, and he calls my car "total rice"...he also wants to get pepboys rims....no lie...
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so we can all laugh and enjoy ourselves.......
and umm... doesnt sound like much of a friend
so we can all laugh and enjoy ourselves.......
and umm... doesnt sound like much of a friend
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Originally Posted by civic01vtec
get some new friends..............................and some pics of his car
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I remember one time i raced a corolla "type s", it was some wigger with his seat all leaned back in his grandma lookin car, it was stock except for 2 things, a coffeecan muffler, and a type s sticker, when we launch, i think he blew somethin cuz he blew so much smoke out of his exhaust i couldn't see any of the intersection and by the time i got across the intersection he wasn't through the crosswalk, and i drive a 01 auto dx, so basically i saw a kid on a tricycle passing him......but he was cool cuz his car said type s and he's having a huge racial identity crisis
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Originally Posted by ArtIntown11
its all honda's fault for making our cars so sloooow
for the prices..i'm not complaining at all. i'm not racing in an economy car.
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Rep Power: 0 if u want to play a joke on ur ricer friend put a bowl of white rice and chop sticks on his hood during the night and when he wakes up to go to the car, he be like wtf 
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Rep Power: 0 Im happy for you that your not racing an econo box but some people do, I also am Happy you know how to shove your .02 cents into a conversation but im sad to say its not welcome here, so if you like flaming people then your not welcome here, people like you my friend are the type of *******s that make this forum unbareable, you flame people for no reason, did I address you? Did i attack you? Do you even know the purpose of my comment that you had to come and call me retarted? Listen internet tough guy, frankly im a nice guy but you can kiss my hairy white ***
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Originally Posted by 7gencivicboi
if u want to play a joke on ur ricer friend put a bowl of white rice and chop sticks on his hood during the night and when he wakes up to go to the car, he be like wtf
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Originally Posted by ArtIntown11
Im happy for you that your not racing an econo box but some people do, I also am Happy you know how to shove your .02 cents into a conversation but im sad to say its not welcome here, so if you like flaming people then your not welcome here, people like you my friend are the type of *******s that make this forum unbareable, you flame people for no reason, did I address you? Did i attack you? Do you even know the purpose of my comment that you had to come and call me retarted? Listen internet tough guy, frankly im a nice guy but you can kiss my hairy white ***
it wasn't a flame 
