Best Pickup line ever
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Best Pickup line ever
Lets heear it everyone...wuts the best pickup line u have used or heard
For me i love the one that goes:
Excuse me do u have a KEGG in ur back pocket...cuz id love to TAPP that ***
Would u like to play house...u can be the backdoor and ill slam u all night
For me i love the one that goes:
Excuse me do u have a KEGG in ur back pocket...cuz id love to TAPP that ***
Would u like to play house...u can be the backdoor and ill slam u all night
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Originally Posted by VTECHGRL
^^hmmm...... how many times that one been used?
I've never used any pickup lines. They dont work anyways. This is just **** I hear.
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guy - "hey - wanna go to my place for pizza and a ****?"
girl - excuse me? no (or any rejection - unless you find a down girl - then you're set)
guy - whats wrong, you don't like pizza?
girl - excuse me? no (or any rejection - unless you find a down girl - then you're set)
guy - whats wrong, you don't like pizza?
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So... How am I doin'?
(Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So... How am I doin'?
(Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
