Some pickup lines for you people with no game..
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Some pickup lines for you people with no game..
every try any of these...let me know which ones you have 
1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
16. Are those real?
17. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
18. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
19. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
20. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
21. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
22. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
23. F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
24. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.
25. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
27. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
28. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
29. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
30. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
31. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
32. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
33. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet
we could do it in public.
34. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't
you like pizza?
35. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without
me.
36. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
37. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
38. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
16. Are those real?
17. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
18. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
19. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
20. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
21. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
22. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
23. F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
24. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.
25. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
27. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
28. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
29. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
30. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
31. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
32. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
33. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet
we could do it in public.
34. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't
you like pizza?
35. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without
me.
36. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
37. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
38. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
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here's a few that I always thought were cool...
Hey my name is Pogo, care to jump on my stick?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas. Would you let me visit between the holidays?
My bed broke last night, would you mind if I borrowed yours?
here's a few that I always thought were cool...
Hey my name is Pogo, care to jump on my stick?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas. Would you let me visit between the holidays?
My bed broke last night, would you mind if I borrowed yours?
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Originally Posted by CivicSouldjaEX
How about: You have nice lips, wanna go out? No? oh ok...
I love it........
So......um........Chacho.....You have some nice lips....you think you might......um.........maybe wanna go out with me sometime?
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Rep Power: 283 I've used number 6 before. I was at a club after my divorce trying to pick up. chicks were declining my offer to buy them drinks. With depression, anger and alcohol mixed up in my head I said *** it and hit up this fine *** chick and told her that...she just walked away... I had the bartender rolling ...the guys next to me rolling. I'm a loner so I don't give a ***.
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