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For Julian
K guys, so Julian (Liljoe) has had a pretty rough day. I wont get into details (I'll leave that up to him) but if you all could maybe say something funny or maybe tell a joke and try and put a smile back on his face that would be great. So guys lets try and cheer him up. 
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Originally Posted by Tofast4me
K guys, so Julian (Liljoe) has had a pretty rough day. I wont get into details (I'll leave that up to him) but if you all could maybe say something funny or maybe tell a joke and try and put a smile back on his face that would be great. So guys lets try and cheer him up.
what if I accidentally make a joke about whatever it is that went wrong?
I think I can avoid that by saying...............booger shnitzel hehe.
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Originally Posted by Pharoh
what if I accidentally make a joke about whatever it is that went wrong?
I think I can avoid that by saying...............booger shnitzel hehe.
I think I can avoid that by saying...............booger shnitzel hehe.
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Originally Posted by Tofast4me
Just don't make any jokes about his car
Oh crap...ok.
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Rep Power: 293 K Julian I'll make an attempt.
I'll give rep to who ever get this right
My ferret, Diesel looks like someone on this website...WHO?
Julian as soon as you figure it out you'll be laughing your *** off
I'll give rep to who ever get this right
My ferret, Diesel looks like someone on this website...WHO?
Julian as soon as you figure it out you'll be laughing your *** off
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Originally Posted by Tofast4me
K Julian I'll make an attempt.
I'll give rep to who ever get this right
My ferret, Diesel looks like someone on this website...WHO?
Julian as soon as you figure it out you'll be laughing your *** off
I'll give rep to who ever get this right
My ferret, Diesel looks like someone on this website...WHO?
Julian as soon as you figure it out you'll be laughing your *** off
fine, I've erased my answer.
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no? How about this:
No?
Well, just take comfort in knowing you're not this guy:
Or maybe you ARE, in which case, sorry, you deserve the day you're having.
no? How about this:
No?
Well, just take comfort in knowing you're not this guy:
Or maybe you ARE, in which case, sorry, you deserve the day you're having.
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Originally Posted by Pharoh
haha....you gave me neg rep for answering?! You didn't say I couldn't answer..lol.
fine, I've erased my answer.
fine, I've erased my answer.
BTW your such a
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WARNING!!!! MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!
just so you know... you've been warned!!! he he
WARNING!!!! MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!
just so you know... you've been warned!!! he he
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Rep Power: 327 I know i just posted this in the xmas list thread... but Julian will get a good laugh with this one!!!
TRIUMPH - REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!
TRIUMPH - REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!
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Originally Posted by DnarahP
Telly, I don't EVER .... EVER!!!!! wanna see you in a coconut shell bra again 
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Telly, I don't EVER .... EVER!!!!! wanna see you in a coconut shell bra again
Thank you everyone. BTW I think Telly looks really pretty.
Thanks guys!
So here's the story.
This morning I was leaving work and I was driving down March road, about to take the on-ramp to the 417. I signaled and started moving over and this big blue pickup in the other lane speeds up and won't let me in. I miss my turn off because of the jerk, not to mention he came really close to hitting me, so I speed up and get in front of him. Up ahead there is a car stopped at the lights, so I get in front of the guy and slow right down in front of him. He then comes to a stop behind me, but he’s practically touching my bumper. This is when the guy purposely hits me from behind. I opened my door to get out and beat the hell out of the jerk, when he rams me again and starts pushing me down the road. I step on the brake and I have the e-brake on, but he is just pushing my car through the intersection and down Eaglson Rd. I started honking my horn and tried to dial 911 on my cell. By this time he is pushing me down the road, at probably 60k/ph and after nearly a km down the road I spin sideways and hit a minivan on my left. I get out of my car and start running down the road after him, but he had already turned onto Katimavik Rd and I couldn’t get a good look at him/his plates.
So I call 911 and as I am explaining it to them she tells me that someone else had witnessed it and called. They have his plate number and description.
The damage is not to bad really. The front and back bumpers are a bit messed, and the car drives a little different now. It might just be the alignment though. I brought it in to Booth St collision and they sent a quote for $1100 to my insurance co.
I just wish I had gotten his plate numbers myself, so I could go and have a little “chat” with the a55_hole!
And to top off my really great morning, when I got home I noticed my bicycle has been stolen.
So here's the story.
This morning I was leaving work and I was driving down March road, about to take the on-ramp to the 417. I signaled and started moving over and this big blue pickup in the other lane speeds up and won't let me in. I miss my turn off because of the jerk, not to mention he came really close to hitting me, so I speed up and get in front of him. Up ahead there is a car stopped at the lights, so I get in front of the guy and slow right down in front of him. He then comes to a stop behind me, but he’s practically touching my bumper. This is when the guy purposely hits me from behind. I opened my door to get out and beat the hell out of the jerk, when he rams me again and starts pushing me down the road. I step on the brake and I have the e-brake on, but he is just pushing my car through the intersection and down Eaglson Rd. I started honking my horn and tried to dial 911 on my cell. By this time he is pushing me down the road, at probably 60k/ph and after nearly a km down the road I spin sideways and hit a minivan on my left. I get out of my car and start running down the road after him, but he had already turned onto Katimavik Rd and I couldn’t get a good look at him/his plates.
So I call 911 and as I am explaining it to them she tells me that someone else had witnessed it and called. They have his plate number and description.
The damage is not to bad really. The front and back bumpers are a bit messed, and the car drives a little different now. It might just be the alignment though. I brought it in to Booth St collision and they sent a quote for $1100 to my insurance co.
I just wish I had gotten his plate numbers myself, so I could go and have a little “chat” with the a55_hole!
And to top off my really great morning, when I got home I noticed my bicycle has been stolen.
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Rep Power: 327 OMG!!!! What an *** HOLE!!!!!! It's a good thing they got his plate number!!! but i'm sure there's a way you can get it from your insurance company. There must be a police report with it on it! get it and we'll take care of the guy!
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Rep Power: 369 Holy crap! I'd kill him for what he did. No regrets no remorse. I'd smash his ribs with a sledge then stand over him while he slowly drowned in his own blood, all the while repeating "Who did this to you? WHo did this to you? YOU DID".
I'm sorry you had to experience that, some people just don't know how to handle themselves on the road. I hate to say it, but I'm doubtful the cops will do much to him...I say sue him for the emotional distress he caused you - you musta thought at one point you were gonna get smashed by a tractor trailer...use that to your advantage, clean him out. I sincerely hope that guy gets mangled in a huge car wreck on Christmas day....and somehow your stolen bike ends up half-in and half-out of him.
If you need more cheering up, please let me know, I have some pictures of me pretending to be an import model on ususpecting peoples' cars.....I'm sexy.
Get that alignment checked. Hopefully nothing was damaged too badly on the moving components.
I'm sorry you had to experience that, some people just don't know how to handle themselves on the road. I hate to say it, but I'm doubtful the cops will do much to him...I say sue him for the emotional distress he caused you - you musta thought at one point you were gonna get smashed by a tractor trailer...use that to your advantage, clean him out. I sincerely hope that guy gets mangled in a huge car wreck on Christmas day....and somehow your stolen bike ends up half-in and half-out of him.
If you need more cheering up, please let me know, I have some pictures of me pretending to be an import model on ususpecting peoples' cars.....I'm sexy.
Get that alignment checked. Hopefully nothing was damaged too badly on the moving components.
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Originally Posted by LilJoe
Thanks guys!
So here's the story.
This morning I was leaving work and I was driving down March road, about to take the on-ramp to the 417. I signaled and started moving over and this big blue pickup in the other lane speeds up and won't let me in. I miss my turn off because of the jerk, not to mention he came really close to hitting me, so I speed up and get in front of him. Up ahead there is a car stopped at the lights, so I get in front of the guy and slow right down in front of him. He then comes to a stop behind me, but hes practically touching my bumper. This is when the guy purposely hits me from behind. I opened my door to get out and beat the hell out of the jerk, when he rams me again and starts pushing me down the road. I step on the brake and I have the e-brake on, but he is just pushing my car through the intersection and down Eaglson Rd. I started honking my horn and tried to dial 911 on my cell. By this time he is pushing me down the road, at probably 60k/ph and after nearly a km down the road I spin sideways and hit a minivan on my left. I get out of my car and start running down the road after him, but he had already turned onto Katimavik Rd and I couldnt get a good look at him/his plates.
So I call 911 and as I am explaining it to them she tells me that someone else had witnessed it and called. They have his plate number and description.
The damage is not to bad really. The front and back bumpers are a bit messed, and the car drives a little different now. It might just be the alignment though. I brought it in to Booth St collision and they sent a quote for $1100 to my insurance co.
I just wish I had gotten his plate numbers myself, so I could go and have a little chat with the a55_hole!
And to top off my really great morning, when I got home I noticed my bicycle has been stolen.
So here's the story.
This morning I was leaving work and I was driving down March road, about to take the on-ramp to the 417. I signaled and started moving over and this big blue pickup in the other lane speeds up and won't let me in. I miss my turn off because of the jerk, not to mention he came really close to hitting me, so I speed up and get in front of him. Up ahead there is a car stopped at the lights, so I get in front of the guy and slow right down in front of him. He then comes to a stop behind me, but hes practically touching my bumper. This is when the guy purposely hits me from behind. I opened my door to get out and beat the hell out of the jerk, when he rams me again and starts pushing me down the road. I step on the brake and I have the e-brake on, but he is just pushing my car through the intersection and down Eaglson Rd. I started honking my horn and tried to dial 911 on my cell. By this time he is pushing me down the road, at probably 60k/ph and after nearly a km down the road I spin sideways and hit a minivan on my left. I get out of my car and start running down the road after him, but he had already turned onto Katimavik Rd and I couldnt get a good look at him/his plates.
So I call 911 and as I am explaining it to them she tells me that someone else had witnessed it and called. They have his plate number and description.
The damage is not to bad really. The front and back bumpers are a bit messed, and the car drives a little different now. It might just be the alignment though. I brought it in to Booth St collision and they sent a quote for $1100 to my insurance co.
I just wish I had gotten his plate numbers myself, so I could go and have a little chat with the a55_hole!
And to top off my really great morning, when I got home I noticed my bicycle has been stolen.
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Originally Posted by LilJoe
Thanks guys!
So here's the story.
This morning I was leaving work and I was driving down March road, about to take the on-ramp to the 417. I signaled and started moving over and this big blue pickup in the other lane speeds up and won't let me in. I miss my turn off because of the jerk, not to mention he came really close to hitting me, so I speed up and get in front of him. Up ahead there is a car stopped at the lights, so I get in front of the guy and slow right down in front of him. He then comes to a stop behind me, but hes practically touching my bumper. This is when the guy purposely hits me from behind. I opened my door to get out and beat the hell out of the jerk, when he rams me again and starts pushing me down the road. I step on the brake and I have the e-brake on, but he is just pushing my car through the intersection and down Eaglson Rd. I started honking my horn and tried to dial 911 on my cell. By this time he is pushing me down the road, at probably 60k/ph and after nearly a km down the road I spin sideways and hit a minivan on my left. I get out of my car and start running down the road after him, but he had already turned onto Katimavik Rd and I couldnt get a good look at him/his plates.
So I call 911 and as I am explaining it to them she tells me that someone else had witnessed it and called. They have his plate number and description.
The damage is not to bad really. The front and back bumpers are a bit messed, and the car drives a little different now. It might just be the alignment though. I brought it in to Booth St collision and they sent a quote for $1100 to my insurance co.
I just wish I had gotten his plate numbers myself, so I could go and have a little chat with the a55_hole!
And to top off my really great morning, when I got home I noticed my bicycle has been stolen.
So here's the story.
This morning I was leaving work and I was driving down March road, about to take the on-ramp to the 417. I signaled and started moving over and this big blue pickup in the other lane speeds up and won't let me in. I miss my turn off because of the jerk, not to mention he came really close to hitting me, so I speed up and get in front of him. Up ahead there is a car stopped at the lights, so I get in front of the guy and slow right down in front of him. He then comes to a stop behind me, but hes practically touching my bumper. This is when the guy purposely hits me from behind. I opened my door to get out and beat the hell out of the jerk, when he rams me again and starts pushing me down the road. I step on the brake and I have the e-brake on, but he is just pushing my car through the intersection and down Eaglson Rd. I started honking my horn and tried to dial 911 on my cell. By this time he is pushing me down the road, at probably 60k/ph and after nearly a km down the road I spin sideways and hit a minivan on my left. I get out of my car and start running down the road after him, but he had already turned onto Katimavik Rd and I couldnt get a good look at him/his plates.
So I call 911 and as I am explaining it to them she tells me that someone else had witnessed it and called. They have his plate number and description.
The damage is not to bad really. The front and back bumpers are a bit messed, and the car drives a little different now. It might just be the alignment though. I brought it in to Booth St collision and they sent a quote for $1100 to my insurance co.
I just wish I had gotten his plate numbers myself, so I could go and have a little chat with the a55_hole!
And to top off my really great morning, when I got home I noticed my bicycle has been stolen.
You lucked out that there are some good samaritans out there that actually called that in at the exact same time with plates and all.
Now go beat his a$$!!!!!!!!!!! 
Sorry... was this thread for canadians only?
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Sorry... was this thread for canadians only?
J/KThe police are probably not going to give me his info. I made it pretty clear to them what I would have done had I caught him.
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oh man thats insane! that guy is gonna get into some serious sh*t, hit and run, probably reckless driving and probably even worse.........what was this guys problem...........was this all unprovoked!
man it reminds me of that duel movie....lol
insane.......we got some crazy people here
man it reminds me of that duel movie....lol
insane.......we got some crazy people here
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Originally Posted by FreddySi
seriously... you want me to get his info? (no joke)
boy's got connections
boy's got connections
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Rep Power: 316 Julian, thats crazy dude, now you see why Canadian gun laws are soo strict!
I seriously hope that he pays dearly for what he did. That guy was a plain a$$h0le. He probably got pissed off b/c you cut him off ... regardless of what he did. There are some real idiots out there.
I seriously hope that he pays dearly for what he did. That guy was a plain a$$h0le. He probably got pissed off b/c you cut him off ... regardless of what he did. There are some real idiots out there.
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Rep Power: 328 holy **** dude... that's messed up.. Freddy, honestly if u can get his info that would be great... we'll rip him a new a$$hole
now that they have his info you should charge his insurance company for a new front and back bumper with a fresh new paint job....if I ever see this guy i'll give him the biggest poo ticket!...actually...fuck the poo ticket!....I'll straight out break his window and shit in his cupholder!
