Stupid, Haggard black chick...
Stupid, Haggard black chick...
Wow, why is that almost everywhere I go something ridiculous happens?
Alrite, so I'm in a new addiction right now, and that addiction is a medium french vanilla iced coffee with a toasted bagel from Dunkin Donuts. I go everyday.
So, today, as per usual, I go to get my breakfast and I park in their lot to enjoy my coffee and a cigarette. Well, the Dunkin Donuts shares a parking lot with an Italian restaurant. So, I park my car next to one of the employee's rides (a protege with chrome windshield wipers)
Now, I'm just sitting there, enjoying my breakfast, when I hear a car honking. I think nothing of it of course, I just continue sipping on my delicious coffee. But, after about 20 or so honks, I turn around and see this tinted silver Mazda honking at the Italian Restaurant. Odd, yes, but I still didnt think much of it.
Finally, the honking subsides. Then....I see the car pull right in front of my car (which is right next to the protege) The most disgusting black girl I have ever seen in my life jumps out of the car. Let me just give you a better picture...
She probably weighs close to 200lbs. She is wearing dirty low-rise jeans, a white t-shirt that comes to about 4 inches above her belly button, her stretch marks are over-abundant, the scar from a recent C section is clearly visible, and her hair is so matted that I doubt she's showered since Vanilla Ice became a 1 hit wonder. I truly lost my appetite after seeing her.
Heres the good part. I guess she didn't realize I was in the car, because she was looking all around, like she had a scent of cheeseburgers in her nose, looking for the goodness. Violently, she starts kicking this poor guys car. I mean, she's really going to town on this thing. Then, she grabs at the dude's chrome windshield wipers, starts wrestling with them like they stole her last chicken wing, rips them completely off (wiper arm and all) and throws them at the windshield.
I am sitting in my car this whole time, laughing hysterically, because it is just so f*cking random....and so ridiculous at the same time. She gets in her car and speeds away (ricer muffler and all). I jotted down her license plate # and strolled inside.
I talked to the cooks and ****, they all came out. I told them what happened, they started going crazy screaming "NEGRA PUTA!!#!" and other obscenities that I didn't understand. I wrote down the # on another piece of paper and gave it to them. Then they told me to come inside and grab a slice of pizza, but I graciouslly declined.
That was probably one of the most absurd things I have ever witnessed.... but at least I can get a free slice of pizza out of it?
Alrite, so I'm in a new addiction right now, and that addiction is a medium french vanilla iced coffee with a toasted bagel from Dunkin Donuts. I go everyday.
So, today, as per usual, I go to get my breakfast and I park in their lot to enjoy my coffee and a cigarette. Well, the Dunkin Donuts shares a parking lot with an Italian restaurant. So, I park my car next to one of the employee's rides (a protege with chrome windshield wipers)
Now, I'm just sitting there, enjoying my breakfast, when I hear a car honking. I think nothing of it of course, I just continue sipping on my delicious coffee. But, after about 20 or so honks, I turn around and see this tinted silver Mazda honking at the Italian Restaurant. Odd, yes, but I still didnt think much of it.
Finally, the honking subsides. Then....I see the car pull right in front of my car (which is right next to the protege) The most disgusting black girl I have ever seen in my life jumps out of the car. Let me just give you a better picture...
She probably weighs close to 200lbs. She is wearing dirty low-rise jeans, a white t-shirt that comes to about 4 inches above her belly button, her stretch marks are over-abundant, the scar from a recent C section is clearly visible, and her hair is so matted that I doubt she's showered since Vanilla Ice became a 1 hit wonder. I truly lost my appetite after seeing her.
Heres the good part. I guess she didn't realize I was in the car, because she was looking all around, like she had a scent of cheeseburgers in her nose, looking for the goodness. Violently, she starts kicking this poor guys car. I mean, she's really going to town on this thing. Then, she grabs at the dude's chrome windshield wipers, starts wrestling with them like they stole her last chicken wing, rips them completely off (wiper arm and all) and throws them at the windshield.
I am sitting in my car this whole time, laughing hysterically, because it is just so f*cking random....and so ridiculous at the same time. She gets in her car and speeds away (ricer muffler and all). I jotted down her license plate # and strolled inside.
I talked to the cooks and ****, they all came out. I told them what happened, they started going crazy screaming "NEGRA PUTA!!#!" and other obscenities that I didn't understand. I wrote down the # on another piece of paper and gave it to them. Then they told me to come inside and grab a slice of pizza, but I graciouslly declined.
That was probably one of the most absurd things I have ever witnessed.... but at least I can get a free slice of pizza out of it?
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haha...bada$$ story...gotta love the random $hit that people get the urge to do sometimes...somehow that managed to funny, yet still not racist (to me anyway...hope nobody jumps on you for the chicken wing part or anything)...lol...anyway, no i want some donuts, so i'm out.....
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Originally Posted by Gotti
I just said chicken wing because she was fat as hell. No racial, derogatory comments intended.
Dude, your about to get flame
, and ill be back to start it. 
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haha, that is a funny *** story
good thing she didn't take her vengence for food out on ur car
btw.......props for writing down her plate # and giving it to the guy
good thing she didn't take her vengence for food out on ur car
btw.......props for writing down her plate # and giving it to the guy
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Originally Posted by Gotti
Nah, no kids were in the car actually. The C section was a new scar...I wonder where the baby was?
probably she gave it up for adoption
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Originally Posted by Arith
Yeah, im pretty sure nobody black or with any common since is gonna take your story to be racial, derogatory or mean
Dude, your about to get flame, and ill be back to start it.
Dude, your about to get flame
, and ill be back to start it. he didn't say anything racial, and there is no reason to flame him.
was this her? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html
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Originally Posted by S2000man01
bring it. and i'll eSLAP the taste out of your mouth so fast your head will spin.
he didn't say anything racial, and there is no reason to flame him.
he didn't say anything racial, and there is no reason to flame him.
So yeah, e-slap me
ill just e-laugh @ you .. children these days. 
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Rep Power: 0 ^^In all honesty, I could care less if he was derogatory. From the sound of her bahavior and the way shes carrying herself, she sounds like a loser. Why defend her anyway? Its just a story. A funny one at that.
Originally Posted by Arith
You don't have to say n****r to be racist, Anyways, I can quote all the derogatory things he said.
So yeah, e-slap me ill just e-laugh @ you .. children these days.
So yeah, e-slap me
ill just e-laugh @ you .. children these days.Last edited by S2000man01; Dec 12, 2004 at 02:02 PM.
