Hey mods, lock this p!55ing contest please! I didn't realize what I'd start.
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Hey mods, lock this p!55ing contest please! I didn't realize what I'd start. So I'm driving home from work last night, and I'm pulling up behind a truck that's towing a Neon (lol 
) on a trailer. Behind the truck is a Toyota Corrola, it's been following the truck for about 5 blocks. Now the truck is in the left lane, and the right lane is clear. So I shoulder check, put on my signal, and move over.
As I pull up to the Toyota, to the point where my front door is by her rear door, and passing very well, this B!TCH starts to move over into my lane!!!
I honk the horn, to no avail, as she keeps coming over. So I stomp on the brakes, and jump up onto the sidewalk. Thank god the sidewalk has one of those gradual curbs, like a rolled curb, not the square kind, so I didn't fvck up my rims. NOW I'M P!SSED!! So I step on it and come right back on her bumper. She moves over into the left lane again, and I pull up on her right. I pull up beside her and point to my head, and mouth the words "Next time use your head, b!tch!" She flips me off! She runs me off the road, ignores my horn, and then has the ***** to flip me off!! WTF!!!!!!!!
I swear, if this happened a couple years ago, before I learned to control my road-rage a little better, she would have been sporting the BEST and NEWEST in Civic tire-iron wear. Right up-side the head!
She's just dam lucky that I didn't fug up my rims, or I probably would've lost it completely
) on a trailer. Behind the truck is a Toyota Corrola, it's been following the truck for about 5 blocks. Now the truck is in the left lane, and the right lane is clear. So I shoulder check, put on my signal, and move over. As I pull up to the Toyota, to the point where my front door is by her rear door, and passing very well, this B!TCH starts to move over into my lane!!!
I honk the horn, to no avail, as she keeps coming over. So I stomp on the brakes, and jump up onto the sidewalk. Thank god the sidewalk has one of those gradual curbs, like a rolled curb, not the square kind, so I didn't fvck up my rims. NOW I'M P!SSED!! So I step on it and come right back on her bumper. She moves over into the left lane again, and I pull up on her right. I pull up beside her and point to my head, and mouth the words "Next time use your head, b!tch!" She flips me off! She runs me off the road, ignores my horn, and then has the ***** to flip me off!! WTF!!!!!!!!I swear, if this happened a couple years ago, before I learned to control my road-rage a little better, she would have been sporting the BEST and NEWEST in Civic tire-iron wear. Right up-side the head!
She's just dam lucky that I didn't fug up my rims, or I probably would've lost it completely
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next time that happes, let them hit you. I know it sounds bad, but if you had damaged your car by swerving on to the sidewalk and they hadn't hit you then its totally your fault. where as if they did hit you then its their fault. sucks though.
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I was pulling into work yesterday and this guys is merging into my lane. Before the merge he is coming head on then turns and is suppost to yeild. The 90 year old in his crown vic never even looked straight ahead he was staring at the supermarket accross the street like a true moron. I saw where this was going so I slowed down just before he would have wiped the front end right off of my car, layed on the horn and I don't think he even heard it he was so old.
I was pulling into work yesterday and this guys is merging into my lane. Before the merge he is coming head on then turns and is suppost to yeild. The 90 year old in his crown vic never even looked straight ahead he was staring at the supermarket accross the street like a true moron. I saw where this was going so I slowed down just before he would have wiped the front end right off of my car, layed on the horn and I don't think he even heard it he was so old.
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next time that happes, let them hit you. I know it sounds bad, but if you had damaged your car by swerving on to the sidewalk and they hadn't hit you then its totally your fault. where as if they did hit you then its their fault. sucks though.
next time that happes, let them hit you. I know it sounds bad, but if you had damaged your car by swerving on to the sidewalk and they hadn't hit you then its totally your fault. where as if they did hit you then its their fault. sucks though.
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Rep Power: 306 yea same thing with an old guy driving in front of me the other day...I was driving behind him and about to speed up and get in front of him but decided against that since I was gonna turn soon when I see the guy kinda drift to the side and we were coming up to the part of the road where the curb and sidewalk begins and WHAM his right front and right back go right in the the curb and rubber flies everywhere...I saw that coming like 30 sec before so I was like 3 car lengths behind
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Yeah, I thought about that after. Only problem is my "preservation reaction". I love my car, to the point that I won't even touch the paint to close my trunk, I'll use the tail-light or license plate. I can't stand to see a small ding or scratch in the paint. Then I see this dumb lady doing this ****, and I can't even force myself to stay in that situation. I gotta get away!
Yeah, I thought about that after. Only problem is my "preservation reaction". I love my car, to the point that I won't even touch the paint to close my trunk, I'll use the tail-light or license plate. I can't stand to see a small ding or scratch in the paint. Then I see this dumb lady doing this ****, and I can't even force myself to stay in that situation. I gotta get away!
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Rep Power: 0 I would still let them hit me so they know to look before they move. Im also a person that admires my paint. Unfortantly I have scraches, dings, and dints from parking at school. Stupid f*cks dont know when to stop openning their door. Its a green car, but it still f*cking bothers me.
This is where being rich and driving a Chevy Silverado 2500HD would come in handy Someone wants to pull **** like that on you, let them, you won't move, and they'll be at fault. Then, don't get the body repaired, and wear the dents and scratches like battle scars 
Someone wants to pull **** like that on you, let them, you won't move, and they'll be at fault. Then, don't get the body repaired, and wear the dents and scratches like battle scars Last edited by Majarvis; Jun 25, 2003 at 03:19 PM.
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Rep Power: 0 HAHA!! Not a bad idea. I think its just my "preservation instinct", because I've been in an accident before, and it isn't fun. Partly dealing with the insurance companies, and partly because the physio and doctors visits SUCK!!
Oh well, maybe next time.
Oh well, maybe next time.
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Rep Power: 0 your the type of idiot driver that gets people into accidents. you wanted revenge on somone who cut you off so you act like a badass and try and get her to notice you. Its going to be funny when your sticking your head out of the window and you hit somone and get a pole lodged in your skull for wanting revenge so bad.
but one can only hope
but one can only hope
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Rep Power: 0 How bout the two of you STFU and leave the site, permanently. As for smashing my head into a pole, real nice D!CKHEAD!! I wish a plague on you and your house. at least I'm not tea-bagin with kwjay
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ohhhhhhhh hes canadian thats why he acts like he knows what hes talking about.
ITS ALL SO CLEAR
ohhhhhhhh hes canadian thats why he acts like he knows what hes talking about.
ITS ALL SO CLEAR
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