OT: The Gas Jerk
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OT: The Gas Jerk
I was driving my dad's van around tonight, and I decided to fill up before returning it to him. I pumped the gas and cleaned the windows & lights. It was 5am, and it was pretty damn freezing!! Anyways, I go inside the booth to pay the guy, and he says to me "Heeey, cold enough for ya?"
I replied, "Yeah man, it's freezing!! Brrrr.."
Then out of nowhere, he says to me, "Ahh sheit, you should just take it and stop complaining. I mean, it's Canada's weather. What did you expect. You should leave this country if you don't like it. That's my philiosphy."
Now, I'd laugh off stuff like that--had I been a white guy. But being a visual minority, I didn't know what to make of this smart *** comment. Espeically coming from a hick boy like him.
So I said, "Hmm, shut up, stop complaining and just take it.. good. So hey, how long you been working here?"
"A year."
"A year, wow.. that's a long time. How do you like it?"
"It's okay, when I don't get shitty hours like this most of the time. Pays the bills..."
"Yeah, that's good.. so you been getting steady raises? Good opprotunity for advancement here?"
"Haha yeah right."
"Wanna know why gas attendents don't get raises and has no advancements?"
"Why?"
"Because they sit there and shut up and just keep taking it." Then I grabbed my Bonus Bucks and left laughing..
What a f**king mouthy bastard. He needs to realize he's not a standup at Yuk Yuk's.. he's a godamn gas attendent, and he needs to give me my change and shut the f**k up!!!
I replied, "Yeah man, it's freezing!! Brrrr.."
Then out of nowhere, he says to me, "Ahh sheit, you should just take it and stop complaining. I mean, it's Canada's weather. What did you expect. You should leave this country if you don't like it. That's my philiosphy."
Now, I'd laugh off stuff like that--had I been a white guy. But being a visual minority, I didn't know what to make of this smart *** comment. Espeically coming from a hick boy like him.
So I said, "Hmm, shut up, stop complaining and just take it.. good. So hey, how long you been working here?"
"A year."
"A year, wow.. that's a long time. How do you like it?"
"It's okay, when I don't get shitty hours like this most of the time. Pays the bills..."
"Yeah, that's good.. so you been getting steady raises? Good opprotunity for advancement here?"
"Haha yeah right."
"Wanna know why gas attendents don't get raises and has no advancements?"
"Why?"
"Because they sit there and shut up and just keep taking it." Then I grabbed my Bonus Bucks and left laughing..
What a f**king mouthy bastard. He needs to realize he's not a standup at Yuk Yuk's.. he's a godamn gas attendent, and he needs to give me my change and shut the f**k up!!!
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[hr]Originally posted by: newkid
once again i'd like to reiterate that u have the funniest stories ever [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: newkid
once again i'd like to reiterate that u have the funniest stories ever [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
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It was a Pioneer.. in Hamilton.
If I see him again working there, I'm gotta pull a major prank on him..
First I'm gonna ask to use the washroom.. then clog the **** out of the toilet.. heck, I'll even force myself to **** if I have to. But for a good measure, I'll throw the whole roll of toilet paper down in there.. and to top it all off, **** all over the floor surrounding the toilet. He'll be the one cleaning up after the mess!! [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG] Muahahaha
If I see him again working there, I'm gotta pull a major prank on him..
First I'm gonna ask to use the washroom.. then clog the **** out of the toilet.. heck, I'll even force myself to **** if I have to. But for a good measure, I'll throw the whole roll of toilet paper down in there.. and to top it all off, **** all over the floor surrounding the toilet. He'll be the one cleaning up after the mess!! [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG] Muahahaha
if for some odd as$ reason i would be a gas attentant and knew what you woudl do in the washroom.....i'd find a way to lock you in there. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
so be careful.. he may seem smarter hten he is.......
you can always **** in a bottle and throw it at him? [IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG]
so be careful.. he may seem smarter hten he is.......
you can always **** in a bottle and throw it at him? [IMG]i/expressions/moon.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG]
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you guys are so mean[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: oldskool
you guys are so mean[hr]
you know what's funny, a lot of these guys are all talk and not much else. **** like this happen to us all the time. normally i'll blow it off, but sometimes when they cross the line by a big margin, i'd confront them and often they are scared the f*** out of their pants.
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