How the fck do I get vomit/odor out of my seat?
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How the fck do I get vomit/odor out of my seat?
I don't know what section this post is supposed to be in so I'm just gonna put it here b/c its where people spend most of their time. I'm too fcking pissed to care for anything else right now. So this girl throws up in the back seat of my car into a paper bag. Then the bag breaks and that **** leaks all over her and the seat of my car. I used up like 2 rolls of paper towels to soak up as much as I could, then febreezed it, then drove around for about 5 min with the windows down, then came back and did some more soaking, more febreezing. It smells like ****! I'm gonna bring my car to some detailing place tomorrow and hopefully they'll know how to do interior like... steam cleaning or something. Right now my car is in the parking lot on campus (UCSD) so I just left the sunroof tilted, thats all. I would crack the windows but thats not safe... Why me... Why me... I didn't even drink. I was just transporting friends back home... Why me. What to do guys?
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Originally Posted by genx_7
lol calm down. you make it seem like your life is going to end or something.
Now make that girl pay for the detailing. otherwise go puke in her car and see if she likes it.
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Last night I had 6 beers, four vodka sours, two mind erasers, and then this girl bought a round of tequila shots for us. I told her that I didn't want it but she kept calling me a weaksauce so then I took it because she was being a fat dumb $lutty b1tch. Sure enough, I held that down for about 5 seconds and then I ran to the bathroom of the club and started puking. After about 3 good quick hurls, I came back out and danced and was fine. She decides that she is too cool and keeps calling me a weaksauce and a pu$$y when she finds out that I puked. Then 30 minutes later SHE starts puking in the bathroom. Turns out she stayed in the bathroom for like half an hour and needed my other girl friend to assist her. The club attendants spot her in there, and kick her out. So we go to an all night convenience store. She asks if they have a bathroom. They say no. She goes back there anyway "employees only" and starts puking. Then we go to my friend's house to crash and she sits in front of the toilet for 45 minutes and we leave her alone with that. Dumb b*tch.
Cliffs notes: Went to club with friends and dumb fat bitch girl classmate offered me drink. I refused. She called me a pu$$y. I drank. Then I puked. When they knew I puked she called me a pu$$y even more. Then she ruins the night by puking constantly for about 1.5 hours and gets kicked out of the club.
Girls....... at least the one I was with last night, and the one that puked in your car, are retards when it comes to alkie.
Last night I had 6 beers, four vodka sours, two mind erasers, and then this girl bought a round of tequila shots for us. I told her that I didn't want it but she kept calling me a weaksauce so then I took it because she was being a fat dumb $lutty b1tch. Sure enough, I held that down for about 5 seconds and then I ran to the bathroom of the club and started puking. After about 3 good quick hurls, I came back out and danced and was fine. She decides that she is too cool and keeps calling me a weaksauce and a pu$$y when she finds out that I puked. Then 30 minutes later SHE starts puking in the bathroom. Turns out she stayed in the bathroom for like half an hour and needed my other girl friend to assist her. The club attendants spot her in there, and kick her out. So we go to an all night convenience store. She asks if they have a bathroom. They say no. She goes back there anyway "employees only" and starts puking. Then we go to my friend's house to crash and she sits in front of the toilet for 45 minutes and we leave her alone with that. Dumb b*tch.
Cliffs notes: Went to club with friends and dumb fat bitch girl classmate offered me drink. I refused. She called me a pu$$y. I drank. Then I puked. When they knew I puked she called me a pu$$y even more. Then she ruins the night by puking constantly for about 1.5 hours and gets kicked out of the club.
Girls....... at least the one I was with last night, and the one that puked in your car, are retards when it comes to alkie.
Last edited by armieo; Oct 9, 2004 at 08:09 AM.
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Originally Posted by armieo
Talk about puking....
Last night I had 6 beers, four vodka sours, two mind erasers, and then this girl bought a round of tequila shots for us. I told her that I didn't want it but she kept calling me a weaksauce so then I took it because she was being a fat dumb $lutty b1tch. Sure enough, I held that down for about 5 seconds and then I ran to the bathroom of the club and started puking. After about 3 minutes of puking, I came back out and danced and was fine. She decides that she is too cool and keeps calling me a weaksauce and a pu$$y when she finds out that I puked. Then 30 minutes later SHE starts puking in the bathroom. Turns out she stayed in the bathroom for like half an hour and needed my other girl friend to assist her. The club attendants spot her in there, and kick her out. So we go to an all night convenience store. She asks if they have a bathroom. They say no. She goes back there anyway "employees only" and starts puking. Then we go to my friend's house to crash and she sits in front of the toilet for 45 minutes and we leave her alone with that. Dumb b*tch.
Cliffs notes: Went to club with friends and dumb fat bitch girl classmate offered me drink. I refused. She called me a pu$$y. I drank. Then I puked. When they knew I puked she called me a pu$$y even more. Then she ruins the night by puking constantly for about 1.5 hours and gets kicked out of the club.
Girls....... at least the one I was with last night, and the one that puked in your car, are retards when it comes to alkie.
Last night I had 6 beers, four vodka sours, two mind erasers, and then this girl bought a round of tequila shots for us. I told her that I didn't want it but she kept calling me a weaksauce so then I took it because she was being a fat dumb $lutty b1tch. Sure enough, I held that down for about 5 seconds and then I ran to the bathroom of the club and started puking. After about 3 minutes of puking, I came back out and danced and was fine. She decides that she is too cool and keeps calling me a weaksauce and a pu$$y when she finds out that I puked. Then 30 minutes later SHE starts puking in the bathroom. Turns out she stayed in the bathroom for like half an hour and needed my other girl friend to assist her. The club attendants spot her in there, and kick her out. So we go to an all night convenience store. She asks if they have a bathroom. They say no. She goes back there anyway "employees only" and starts puking. Then we go to my friend's house to crash and she sits in front of the toilet for 45 minutes and we leave her alone with that. Dumb b*tch.
Cliffs notes: Went to club with friends and dumb fat bitch girl classmate offered me drink. I refused. She called me a pu$$y. I drank. Then I puked. When they knew I puked she called me a pu$$y even more. Then she ruins the night by puking constantly for about 1.5 hours and gets kicked out of the club.
Girls....... at least the one I was with last night, and the one that puked in your car, are retards when it comes to alkie.
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Originally Posted by streetglower
I dont blame him, I had some dude puke all over my leather couch one time, and with as much cleaning as I did to it, the fuking couch stunk like puke. Try having someone throw up all over something you are around everyday and see if you like the smell. I isnt pleasent.
Now make that girl pay for the detailing. otherwise go puke in her car and see if she likes it.
Now make that girl pay for the detailing. otherwise go puke in her car and see if she likes it.
Last edited by genx_7; Oct 9, 2004 at 11:30 AM.
buy some fresh scent ordinments* and place one in the back seat AND on ur rear view mirrow if it stinks up their.
something similar happened to me but it wasnt puke. my was more like "fish sauce" and other liquids. if you guys dont know how bad that smells, go to a local orintenal grocery store and look for "fish sauce".
something similar happened to me but it wasnt puke. my was more like "fish sauce" and other liquids. if you guys dont know how bad that smells, go to a local orintenal grocery store and look for "fish sauce".
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Rep Power: 0 I was at a stoplight with my girl, and there was a 04 with the door opened and I was like, "thats wierd" Then it starts moving and I see someone puking all over the inside and outside of the passanger door, nasty stuff!
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I once read a story where this guy dropped some acid, and while some chick was giving him head she puked. He freaked out because he thought he was cummin like that and ran to a window and jumped out. 
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Originally Posted by genx_7
i wouldn't have made the comment if i never experienced it myself. I had a friend who threw up in the passenger seat twice and another in the back seat. it's not a big deal; it's not like they did it on purpose. clean it up the best you can, spray a lot of the the good smelly stuff and drive around with your windows open. it'll go away eventually. geez, it's a part of life that friends, new acquaintances from parties, schools are going to throw up in your car, on your clothes, etc. just live with it, it's not the end of the world.
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i was chillin wid my cousin last night in a bar/pool hall. i hate it when they do the last call thou. it was like 1:50 a.m. last call in VA is supposed to be 2:00. so i immediately went to the bar and try to get a pitcher of beer. the dumb bitch was like... last call is on 1:30. WTF! stupid bitch, i hate last calls. when i start drinking i wanna go all the way. now tell me me and my cousin went to IHOP later after the bar. the waiter comes in and asked, what would you like to drink? me and him was like, beer, yall have beer here???. the waiter was like, uhh we don't serve beer here at all! LOLOL. now that im sober and thought about what happened it was funny.
i was chillin wid my cousin last night in a bar/pool hall. i hate it when they do the last call thou. it was like 1:50 a.m. last call in VA is supposed to be 2:00. so i immediately went to the bar and try to get a pitcher of beer. the dumb bitch was like... last call is on 1:30. WTF! stupid bitch, i hate last calls. when i start drinking i wanna go all the way. now tell me me and my cousin went to IHOP later after the bar. the waiter comes in and asked, what would you like to drink? me and him was like, beer, yall have beer here???. the waiter was like, uhh we don't serve beer here at all! LOLOL. now that im sober and thought about what happened it was funny.
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Originally Posted by armieo
Talk about puking....
Last night I had 6 beers, four vodka sours, two mind erasers, and then this girl bought a round of tequila shots for us....
Last night I had 6 beers, four vodka sours, two mind erasers, and then this girl bought a round of tequila shots for us....
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Originally Posted by genx_7
i wouldn't have made the comment if i never experienced it myself. I had a friend who threw up in the passenger seat twice and another in the back seat. it's not a big deal; it's not like they did it on purpose. clean it up the best you can, spray a lot of the the good smelly stuff and drive around with your windows open. it'll go away eventually. geez, it's a part of life that friends, new acquaintances from parties, schools are going to throw up in your car, on your clothes, etc. just live with it, it's not the end of the world.
Now if you like to have friends throw up in your car, thats your business, but that is ****ing sick to tell you the truth, how many people who ride in your car know that? Do you say "hey BTW, where you are sitting, someone puked there"? if you are ok with letting your friends puke in your car, then something is wrong with you. I love my car, and I value it, I dont consider it just something that gets me from point A to point B and let people vomit in it. I would really look at taking more pride in the inside of your car. And make your friends pay you when they puke in there. Besides, puke is just plain sick to clean up.
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Rep Power: 0 i don't get hangover. i was off last night until 4:00 but i woke up fine. just need some sleep and when you wake up u will feel thirsty. just drink water and eat, that's all.
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Rep Power: 0 I was just really pissed last night, so I had to vent. I drove on the freeway today with all of my windows down to air it out. Then I sprayed some more febreeze, then some carpet deodorizer stuff that foamed up, so it works pretty good. I didn't feel like paying so much for a steam clean, but I'll let see whats up. Its good to see that I'm not the only one that's had my car puked in.
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Originally Posted by Honda2k4
sorry to go off topic a little but anyone try those pills so you dont get a hang over, do they work
i never get a hangover because i drink lots of water before i go to bed and when i wake up... hangovers are from dehydration.
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you should: slam the girls head to the wall beating her to death upto ur satisfaction. then use that blood dripping her head to wash away her puke.
haha maybe not, but like someone said, "it aint that serious!!!" <ghetto voice>
by ur last post sounds like everything is going on alright. just watch out thou, don't put too much water on ur seat or don't wet it too much cuz it will get soggy.
you should: slam the girls head to the wall beating her to death upto ur satisfaction. then use that blood dripping her head to wash away her puke.
haha maybe not, but like someone said, "it aint that serious!!!" <ghetto voice>
by ur last post sounds like everything is going on alright. just watch out thou, don't put too much water on ur seat or don't wet it too much cuz it will get soggy.
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There is something I use when my cat gets mad and pees on the furniture, when he used to do that....it is called odor mute and it is enzyme based, it will eat all odors...give that a try, you can find it in any pet sore.
And yes I know it is puke not urine, but worth a try anyhow.
There is something I use when my cat gets mad and pees on the furniture, when he used to do that....it is called odor mute and it is enzyme based, it will eat all odors...give that a try, you can find it in any pet sore.
And yes I know it is puke not urine, but worth a try anyhow.
