Ever get odd questions about driving stick (MT)?
09-01-2004
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having a stick shift makes your ***** bigger, it's a fact. i have before and after pics if anyone is interested. it may just look like one pic is flaccid and one is a picture of a boner, but i insist that that's not the case...
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Originally Posted by xxnoshelterxx
having a stick shift makes your ***** bigger, it's a fact. i have before and after pics if anyone is interested. it may just look like one pic is flaccid and one is a picture of a boner, but i insist that that's not the case...
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Originally Posted by Mystic3030
Took me about 3 weeks to learn to drive a MT smoothly.
) I had no trouble at all, plus dad's civic is an LX and the EX's clutch is more smooth and shifting seems easier..
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Originally Posted by LogicWavelength
I sell Hondas and Acuras and alot of my customers ask RETARDED questions. Here are four of the good ones I've gotten so far:
"Whats that 3rd pedal for?"
"This car is a stick-shift... it has a clutch."
"Gawsh thats stupid... you only have 2 legs anyhow!"
"How do you tell what gear you're in?"
"The gears are written on the top of the ****."
"You mean you gotta look down every time?!?"
"Which pedal is gas?"
"The right pedal."
"Brake?"
"Middle."
"Thats too many pedals."
"All the gears are on the ****?"
"Thats correct."
"Where's the D? I don't see the D."
"Whats that 3rd pedal for?"
"This car is a stick-shift... it has a clutch."
"Gawsh thats stupid... you only have 2 legs anyhow!"
"How do you tell what gear you're in?"
"The gears are written on the top of the ****."
"You mean you gotta look down every time?!?"
"Which pedal is gas?"
"The right pedal."
"Brake?"
"Middle."
"Thats too many pedals."
"All the gears are on the ****?"
"Thats correct."
"Where's the D? I don't see the D."
09-03-2004
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Rep Power: 284 ^HAHAHAHA. yeah, those are some stupid questions.
I never got any dumb questions about driving stick but a girl-friend of mine asked me about my rims..."do they just snap on?"
I never got any dumb questions about driving stick but a girl-friend of mine asked me about my rims..."do they just snap on?"
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Originally Posted by LogicWavelength
I sell Hondas and Acuras and alot of my customers ask RETARDED questions. Here are four of the good ones I've gotten so far:
"Whats that 3rd pedal for?"
"This car is a stick-shift... it has a clutch."
"Gawsh thats stupid... you only have 2 legs anyhow!"
"How do you tell what gear you're in?"
"The gears are written on the top of the ****."
"You mean you gotta look down every time?!?"
"Which pedal is gas?"
"The right pedal."
"Brake?"
"Middle."
"Thats too many pedals."
"All the gears are on the ****?"
"Thats correct."
"Where's the D? I don't see the D."
"Whats that 3rd pedal for?"
"This car is a stick-shift... it has a clutch."
"Gawsh thats stupid... you only have 2 legs anyhow!"
"How do you tell what gear you're in?"
"The gears are written on the top of the ****."
"You mean you gotta look down every time?!?"
"Which pedal is gas?"
"The right pedal."
"Brake?"
"Middle."
"Thats too many pedals."
"All the gears are on the ****?"
"Thats correct."
"Where's the D? I don't see the D."
one of the best ones ya get when you're teaching someone goes a little something like this...
me: "good... now we're rolling... good job!"
*we begin to roll faster... rpm's higher..."
them: "yay!!!"
me: "ok now remember when we talked about shifting?"
them: "shifting?"
*rpm's still higher"
me: "remember... gas off, clutch in, shift..."
them: "there's more to this than just starting?"
me: "yes... gears..."
*rev limiter hit..."
them: "what's that noise?!?!?"
me: "just stop the car and we'll start from the beginning"
*they stop the car successfully, then let up off of the clutch... car jumps and dies*
me: *groan*
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Originally Posted by sephy
btw, it took me a couple of weeks to learn to drive stick... but i didnt stall... usually i peeled out =\
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Rep Power: 260 Took me maybe a week. I still jerk the car sometimes, but never stall anymore. I've only stalled maybe twice with my car. It's not easy to stall a 7th gen, or at least thats what i think. As for stupid questions, someone once asked me why i needed two brake pedals, i was like WTF!? Haha.
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Rep Power: 487 took me about 2.5 months to learn to drive stick, but i wasnt very god at it first and it has to learn on a POS 4-speed 91 civic hatch. its been almost 2 years now and im perfect at it almost. i dont think i have stalled at all since i got my ACT clutch which has been probally a good 8 months ago. i dont even remember the last time i stalled.
09-04-2004
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Originally Posted by EternalBlue_Vic
someone once asked me why i needed two brake pedals
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