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Old 07-05-2004   #1
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Massage w/Happy Ending?

I think this week I want to take a trip to NYC and spend the entire day there doing activities that deviate from my usual trips to the city.

I've always wanted to get a professional massage. I know a few of my friends have had them and they swear by them. There is a hollistic medicide Dr. around the block from whre I work but her rates are just too high for me to pay. I could just get a free one, but I've always wanted to experience one by a professional.

Last time I was In China Town in NYC, I notice quite a few "Massage Parlors". I was going to stop in but I was running short on time. I have a few questions that you guys can probably answer:

1) What is the going rate of a massage?
2) Should I go to a hole in the wall type of place? What am I going to expect?

3) Have you ever recieved a "happy ending" after getting a massage? How much extra is the charge, and is there ettiqute about asking if the provide that service?

4) If you know any place in NYC that you've been to, let me know.
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I know I can find out for you...my boss and his friends used to go to these underground massage parlors in chinatown...and boy...they do give you Happy ending sloppy ending and dirty ending....ill hit u up when i find out...also they have a bunch in Montreal..my friend got a hand job after a massage for 15 dollars....but i don't know if they were under sanitary condtions...15 dollars is cheap...but im sure its more expensive but not tooo expensive..also the more firiends you bring you get a group rate...
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same deal in atlantic city - predominantly Asian, but 15 is reeeeal cheap....buddy of mine got full body legit massage, happy ending, and a taint washing for 80 bucks. Only problem with this is that he said repeatedly said that getting his stuff washed was his favorite part....Sick sick boy.....
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yea word up those things are big in Montreal. I used to go before i met my lady friend,,,even though I still get the urge sometimes.

If you're planning on going the rub and tug route, make sure to bring enough $$ cuz your mind won't be working to clearly with a hot naked chick in front of you.

Up here, base rates vary by time and by type of location. Parlours are a bit more expensive but you'll get the chance to choose the girl you want. Going to some chicks apartment is usually kind of grimy and too weird.

Anyway, rates are usually for 30, 45 or 60 minutes. I find 30 minutes too short and 60 minutes is a rip off. Get the 45 minute one, if it's not offered, ask for it anyway. 45 minutes goes for about 40-50$ up here. Just call up places and ask for a description and ask for a base rate. Do not discuss options on the phone.

Here are the most common options. You usually discuss them with the masseuse 10 minutes into your back rub.

Naked: extra $20
hand job: extra $20
thai massage: Extra $40 (very worth it!!)
bj or full: extra $80-100

never hand the $$ to the masseuse. just put it on the table.

Enjoy the rub and the happy ending!
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hahaha this is funny......
but im takin a trip up to NYC also, on the 23rd
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are you guys serious, they will give u a bj or a hand job at a massage parlor?
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Well yea, if you have the $$. The massage parlours in the back pages of the newspaper that is.
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are u talkin abuot professional massage parlors or whole in the wall massage parlors
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i've got 1 professional full body massage once, for an hour. Think it cost around 70-80 bucks, but it was a gift, and wow was it nice!
it was a b-day gift a while back...but i never knew places actually offer/willing to give "happy endings"....is that stuff legal?
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oh...the hole in the wall places.

but even the 'professional' places will play bad if you're good about it.
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Friend paid $50 for a handjob that he didn't even know he was paying for in Vegas. LOL
He actually wanted a real massage but when she started he didnt complain.
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yea word up those things are big in Montreal. I used to go before i met my lady friend,,,even though I still get the urge sometimes.

If you're planning on going the rub and tug route, make sure to bring enough $$ cuz your mind won't be working to clearly with a hot naked chick in front of you.

Up here, base rates vary by time and by type of location. Parlours are a bit more expensive but you'll get the chance to choose the girl you want. Going to some chicks apartment is usually kind of grimy and too weird.

Anyway, rates are usually for 30, 45 or 60 minutes. I find 30 minutes too short and 60 minutes is a rip off. Get the 45 minute one, if it's not offered, ask for it anyway. 45 minutes goes for about 40-50$ up here. Just call up places and ask for a description and ask for a base rate. Do not discuss options on the phone.

Here are the most common options. You usually discuss them with the masseuse 10 minutes into your back rub.

Naked: extra $20
hand job: extra $20
thai massage: Extra $40 (very worth it!!)
bj or full: extra $80-100

never hand the $$ to the masseuse. just put it on the table.

Enjoy the rub and the happy ending!

why not hand it to her? why put it on the table? im curious?
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why not hand it to her? why put it on the table? im curious?
b/c she found it on the table, you didnt actually give it to her
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b/c she found it on the table, you didnt actually give it to her

hahahaha and why would you do this?
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thats what i wanted to know, the only thing i could think of is put it on the table b4 the work is done?
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prolly so it wouldn't be like prostitution
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prolly so it wouldn't be like prostitution

Ohhhh makes sense.
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LOL, well, there's a Happy Ending massage parlor in my town. They were open for about 3 weeks before they got busted. They're back up and running again, but I doubt it is happy ending style. Never been. There's a place in downtown atlanta called the VIP that's a happy ending massage parlor. You go in, give em' $200, pick up to two girls, and decide what you want, and how you want it. Never been there either, but I know several people who have been (seems to be some of them's fave place to go for the beginning of a bachelor party)
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How old or how loaded you gotta be to go to these happy ending massage parlors? haha
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Dude they sound kinda nasty. The chick that's massaging you probably got spunked on by the previous customer a few minutes before you got there
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I think I might take too much time to "finish". Being that it's in a grimy environment and the situation is pretty much non-sexual, I might have to pay more for the girl to keep going.
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Dude they sound kinda nasty. The chick that's massaging you probably got spunked on by the previous customer a few minutes before you got there

yeah thats what i was thinking
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