DarkSouljur

good one!

lazlong

Naw, your pressure valve just rotted away. lol

Kennykid2002

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A pillars are the pillars that hold up your front windshield

lazlong

What holds up the A-pillars?

Kennykid2002

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The frame? o.o

chozobody

You know you own a 7thgen when you use your awesome windshield wiper fluid nozzles as defensive weapons when people tailgate you.

Kennykid2002

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YESSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHA
I do it on the freeway all the time, best part is, I use the RainX wiper fluid which is blue/green and sticks to your hood :P

chozobody

Haha, its the best. I have some of this nasty red ultra low temp stuff that I use. It backs people off quickly. Sometimes I feel like James Bond or somebody when I use my "Defensive Countermeasures"

lazlong

just about every other civic on the road runs circles around you.

Side note: There's a guy around here in a red hatch that just loves to try to run me off the road and into the back of semis. It's crazy fast. Once, just once, I would like to see the look on his face when I hit the switch and ten foot flames came out the sides.

For the flame thrower kit...$60, For the exhaust valve...$40, Look on his face when it melts off...Priceless

CivicSky

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You guys are funny!

lollygagger

lol this is crazy I gotta try this sometime

2002ExCivic

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lmao! does that wiper fluid thing really work???

7genmarathon

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Using the windshield wiper fluid can actually wick off onto a tailgaters car?? I'm soo gonna try this!

BlueEM2

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hmm... this gives me an idea... convert the entire windshield washer fluid assembly into pure steel and fill it with naphta. Don't forget to change the nozzle tips to steel as well with a couple of fine torches that stay lit constant. Put deflecters on them. When the guy tailgates you, hit the windshield washer fluid, watch the flames go over your own car and light his car into oblivion!!!

BlueEM2

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^ I need to stop drinking and coming on here...

Kennykid2002

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which would probably melt your windshield in the process lmao

But yes, it's funny when tailgaters are up my **** and i hit the windshield fluid, then watch the rear view mirror as they back off and wipe off the excess crap from their windshield

2005civiclx

you guys are really making me want to go out and buy windshield wiper fluid so i can try this lol.

hath33

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You know you own a 7th gen civic when u have to hold your trunk open cuz u took your trunk springs out to fit some new speakers.... and use one of the springs to prob it open lol

MindBomber

In all seriousness, I bet the washer fluid pump is strong enough to move the fluid from the trunk to the nozzles if you wanted to go with a shaved look.

Kennykid2002

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Wiper fluid is about $1.50 at Walmart for RainX 1 gallon

That gives me an idea to make a nozzle on my trunk.... LOL

2005civiclx

i dont like using it cause i use too much of it and it makes the dirt on my window go on the outside of the windshield wiper path and it annoys me cause it looks so much dirtier that way. i just keep my car clean and dont use any windshield wiper fluid.

Kennykid2002

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I dont use it either, i keep my car clean all the time, yet sometimes when you drive long distance, and those bugs and bird droppings get on there, and the sun is hot, it'll be hard to remove
I just keep the fluid in case i need it

gearbox

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i took out the whole washer system a year ago and never missed it

Brian1037

wow. you could never do that here. during winter I can easily go through 10+ jugs (3L each I think) of fluid in the season. throughout the summer i'll probably use less than 1. i work at a gas station and every 3rd or 4th car is topping up wiper fluid on snowy days

7genmarathon

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I got a sweet idea. Crack some glow-in-the-dark sticks into you wash fluid and spray some tailgaters down. Then later that night the person tailgating you will see their vehicle with neon stains.

You would probably do more damage to your own car then theirs but it would be a cool gag to do it..Maybe at the same 2002-ish Ford Expedition that rides yours *** on your morning commute(cough cough)

MindBomber

^+1

Washer fluid is essential in Canada, that must be why we have larger reservoirs and sensors to show when its low.

gearbox

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yeah i couldnt get away with that in canada lol. but over here even in the snow and rain i never find the need for it and the wipers are enough or i just wipe the window down when it gets too dirty.

as for the glow juice, bad idea. while it sounds good in theory, those chemicals are very difficult to remove. if you ever got some on your skin, it will stay there for weeks. no idea what would happen on car paint but it could be permanent.

lazlong

I go thru about ten gallons a year. It's just super dusty in TX.

BlueEM2

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yea i use a ton of it here too... seems like the light is constantly on... i wish i could remove it just to save the weight and space but unfortunatly its just not realistc

MindBomber

I seriously think I'm going to relocate mine to the trunk when I k-swap, the more I think about it the easier it sounds..