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hah yeye!!! i wouldnt even put a sticker on....pure stealth!!! just rape unkowing victims.....i just watched the f and the f and i really really really really really want a swap....i went for a drive after and my car is sooo slow...
Pharoh: are u definately doing urs this winter...if so i would love to hang around and see how everything works out i need as much info as i can get
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Originally posted by Big Baller L hah yeye!!! i wouldnt even put a sticker on....pure stealth!!! just rape unkowing victims.....i just watched the f and the f and i really really really really really want a swap....i went for a drive after and my car is sooo slow...
Pharoh: are u definately doing urs this winter...if so i would love to hang around and see how everything works out i need as much info as i can get
Yo man, if I can find the rest of the loot then for sure yes I'm doing it....I'm likely gonna go the SiR (A3) route though..I want a pssssssss turbo charger...hell yeah!
So this will sound lame to some maybe, but before I left work John threw me the keys to the Type R he has at home...OMFG! Just knowing what they unlock nearly made me shit myself..lol.
I can't beleive that this other guy over there drives a Renault Cleo RS...Man these things are crazy! 24 Valve V6 in a hatch...holy shit y'all! Read up on it...it's something out of a wet dream...
Pete's wife was sending this around and I've been laughing at it since this morning..
How to tell if you're gay:
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It
means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather
you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free
time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog,
but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And
just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get
your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come
to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks
Bar-B-Q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs
feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-****o
and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is
his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one
in the shit-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick,
wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A *****-eating man will never be heard
ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know
what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your
mouth, you've had a **** there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types
of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A
real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that
crap as well as all the names of all the players in the MLB, NHL, NFL,
NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or
you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other
than denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you're hungry
for the beef-dagger. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at
a slow-ass driver or to cut the mother****er off. The rest of the time
he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold
his beer, finger the bi-atch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens
to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous
sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those
is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the
above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC
(spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when
they flame out too quickly.
thats is funny, but stupid, if u are worried about people thinking u are a fag, then u obviously dont know yourself well enough and might as well be gay
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**** ****ing ****, or u can say Fvck, F U C K , fock or fook
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by the way, doesnt painting a bumper require a paint gun and some paint, is it that hard? a paint gun can be rented from home depot or even bought for cheaper then what some people are asking for a paintined bumper ????
oh yeah, does anyone have a good picture of a jesus fish?
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by the way, i did that DIY for changing the location of the trunk thing to make it more sealed, and it actually has decreased my rattle by at least 40%
__________________ Please welcome a good friend, scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel
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Originally posted by player by the way, i did that DIY for changing the location of the trunk thing to make it more sealed, and it actually has decreased my rattle by at least 40%
__________________ Please welcome a good friend, scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel
peace prize winner, first black man to pilot an aircraft, the man that made
up the Nike swoosh, the man that made Koolaid say "oh yeah!" Ottawa's own...
Side-FX.
__________________ Please welcome a good friend, scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel
peace prize winner, first black man to pilot an aircraft, the man that made
up the Nike swoosh, the man that made Koolaid say "oh yeah!" Ottawa's own...
Side-FX.
When you create a thread, just check the box at the bottom that says "pole". Then there will also be a box asking how many choices...Once you create it you will be taken to a screen where you enter in what your choices are and VOILA, you're done!
i dont see anything that says poll, is it a premium member thing?
__________________ Please welcome a good friend, scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel
peace prize winner, first black man to pilot an aircraft, the man that made
up the Nike swoosh, the man that made Koolaid say "oh yeah!" Ottawa's own...
Side-FX.
Pretty damn funny! 
