Hahaha, that was my first reaction, as well.
I still think I may go check it out, though. If for no other reason, just because I still have hope that one day I'll actually see a really well done car at one of those type events in Columbus. I have been to a ton of shows around this area, and almost everything has a touch of cheese/rice to it.
The only thing I've seen really blow me away is an all-black, wingless Supra that passed me on the interstate like I was going the wrong way.