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13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...
12. Life is sexually transmitted...
11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die...
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection make him a sandwich...
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks...
8. Some people are like Slinkies . . not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing...
6 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism...
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first... (a.k.a. prostitution)
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
You read about all these Terrorists, most of them came here legally, but
they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15
years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video
and those people are all over you. . . . I think we should put Blockbuster in
charge of immigration & Homeland Security.
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10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection make him a sandwich...
__________________
-OuTuViT-
"Computer games don't affect kids,
I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
it has been said that sometimes,
something as small as the flutter of a butterflys wing
can ultimatly cause a typoon
half way around the world
-chaos theory
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Computer games don't affect kids,
I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
it has been said that sometimes,
something as small as the flutter of a butterflys wing
can ultimatly cause a typoon
half way around the world
-chaos theory
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
if im not in barabra... not the girl the city then yea
__________________
-OuTuViT-
"Computer games don't affect kids,
I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
it has been said that sometimes,
something as small as the flutter of a butterflys wing
can ultimatly cause a typoon
half way around the world
-chaos theory
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over.
-Hunter S. Thompson
