^^^^^------LOL! There is a pimp azz resort that I always stay at in Miami It's on Coloniel drive about 2 miles from south beach and it's only like $60 a nite. Let me know if u need the info, You can probably find one as cheap as $30 a nite if you look thru the Mcdonald hotel coupon book. Or just sleep in your car with your girl.........I'm sure that could either be a lot of fun or a big azz mistake./