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It's a cool wednesday night...a light breeze is riffling through the grass, and the moon flicks in and out of ghost-like clouds...
All of a sudden, the night is broken by the tell-tale roar of a bone-stock Honda Civic. Cruising at a safe ten over the 100 Kilometre speed limit...we know who it is...it's Samcanadian and his 50% tinted whip.
With his window opened ever so slightly to allow the night air to excite his senses, Sam is buffeted by the tones of Britney Spears sexy voice as he makes his way down the empty highway. He glances nonchalantly upwards into his rearview mirror, only to see a red Cavalier pulling up next to him!
Sam, in his typical meek manner, turns and looks at the passengers of the Chevrolet...only to see two 16 year old dirt bags laughing at his music....laughing and pointing!
---Now, we all know Sam is a fairly good tempered guy, and is accustomed to people bashing him for liking rather gay music...so it comes as no surprise to us that he ignores the two little shit-bags...---
HOWEVER...
The driver of the Cavalier PUNCHES the accelerator, and plunges ahead of Sam's shiny little Civic...blinking his flashers.............BLINKING HIS FOONKING FLASHERS!
SNAP!!!!! LOSE IT!!!!!!!! OVERREACT!!!!!!
Sam's temper flares, and he hits his own accelerator, and feels his Japanimated vehicle fire into action beneath him. Changing the music on his stereo to something more fitting for the occasion (Rock'n'Roll, by Led Zeppelin...cheesy, but effective) he soon catches up to the two little dink-munchers that so rudely interrupted his night-driving ecstasy.
Seeing their former object of ridicule pulling up beside them, the stupid schlongs in the Cavalier accelerate once more, but this time, the situation's different...the dueling automobiles are coming upon a large, dog-leg left bridge (recommended speed, 60 Klicks).
Sam travels this way home everyday, and he knows this bridge like the back of his hand, so when the Cavalier drops speed slightly, and takes the outside lane Sam POUNCES on the rookie mistake! Keeping up his speed, he pulls in behind the Cavalier, and as the bridge starts to straighten out, he plunges back into the inside lane, and SHOOTS AHEAD OF THE CAVALIER!!! The two lanes merge together as they meet the highway, and the Cavalier is forced to drive behind the shiny black civic that so rudely kicked his ass...
The speed limit is back down to 80 Kilometres on this road, and the Cavalier brusquely jumps back out to 100 Klicks, and quickly jumps ahead of Sam . However, there are other cars on the road now, and Sam calmly remains at a little over the speed limit, allowing the Cavalier to cut in front ...and blink his flashers...
Now, I'd like to say that the Cavalier was T-boned by a cement-mixer at the next intersection, but nothing like that happened...in fact, the Cavalier just continued to pull away, weaving in and out of traffic to show Sam how good he really was...but deep down in the darkest recesses of his mind, he knew that he got owned on that fateful bridge one Wednesday night.
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Driving home from university last night, waitin in the turning lane i glance over and notice a black car with a kit. I look closer, tails appear to be from a neon.... body very similar to neon.... but WAIT! Mitsubishi emblems on it lease: Traffic starts flowing and who is driving? A younger male, blasting his poor 10 inch to death. I then notice he not only has mitsubishi emblems, but he has those neon windshield wiper nozzles. I actually LOL'd and I guess he saw it. He then proceeded to try and get me to race with him. I just put up my Street Racing Is for Fags sign (it was 6 pm) and boy was he mad! I downshifted and booted away, he got stuck in traffic.
Winnipeg has the highest concentration of retarted drivers in all of canada (besides myself of course, I atleast use my signals).
Sam, your stories are always the best. I don't understand all these ricers out there wanting to race in traffic. I'm not into that at all and actually go the speed limit so people can check out my ride.
One night in Winnipeg... 
lease: Traffic starts flowing and who is driving? A younger male, blasting his poor 10 inch to death. I then notice he not only has mitsubishi emblems, but he has those neon windshield wiper nozzles. I actually LOL'd and I guess he saw it. He then proceeded to try and get me to race with him. I just put up my Street Racing Is for Fags sign (it was 6 pm) and boy was he mad! I downshifted and booted away, he got stuck in traffic.
