Now.... pardon me whilst I translate:
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This NO RESERVE auction is for a 2001 Civic EX coupe in excelent condition, along with the standard options that come in an EX like power roof, windows and locks many modifications have been made that have led to multiple trophys won-
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There is no reserve because my lying ricer BS will be seen through, and people will realize I'm LUCKY to sell this car for 10 G's. I will be glad to take pics of my trophies to show once I get enough of them out of the dime toy machine at wal-mart.
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other modifications have been made but i havent driven the car in months because it is garaged in the winter
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What the **** am I talking about? I don't know. I'd rather say "other mods have been made" but they really haven't, but I need to lie to sell the car. So I'll just confuse you by giving you a reason that has nothing to do with the first part of my statement.
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the Nitrous system is a custom system- it has no lable from Holley
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My nitrous system is a no-name knockoff I bought from a guy named Habib who sells car parts in the back alley. It was most likely put together by a kid in a sweat shop owned by Martha Stewart.
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he kit is an 80 shot that lets the car run (my personal best) 13.9 in the quarter- so you can say bye bye to those si's and wrx's
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My personal best was done on a Gtech that defied the laws of physics, and gave me a 13.9 readout. And since any fool stupid enough to buy my car probably won't know any better, they'd realize a stock WRX can damn near beat my 13.9 time that I never actually ran in the first place.
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the car has also a aladdin 2000 remote start/alarm system installed as well- this is a 2 way system with up to a mile radius- i never liked being far from my baby
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This way you'll know when everyone is laughing at your car loud enough, that the sound waves set off the alarm.
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its a UNBELIVEABLE head turner-
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Well, of course with that massively ugly stripe running down the side.
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history is clear but there is a lien on the vehicle- witch is going to be paid in full upon the completion of the auction-
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Be amazed that I can actually spell "lien" but can't spell "which".
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the fastest way is to call me- 585-615-5334 ill be happy to take your call and answer questions-
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Please call me and tell me I'm a big ricey liar.