That sucks dude. Here's some more pictures to rub in how clean my engine bay is.

But at least yours is running...
Install Day 14.80
After reading about catch cans, placement in the vapor path (higher=better), and kind of caring about passing emissions (for now), I decided to rework my catch can placement and routing. Thanks again for the H-T link gearbox (if you read this thread at all).
I had planned on just leaving it open and functioning as a gravity fed catch can. I realized this wouldn't work because it would be impossible to have both lines (PCV and VC) run downwards their entire path and end up in the can. I needed a small vac source.
Also the can needs to be up higher than I had it so there would be even less risk (combined with the baffled can) of oily crud getting into my turbo. So here's what I did.
Took your standard 1/4" NPT nipple and cut a groove in it so it would function like a slash cut hose in the intake tube of the turbo. Like this:
Then I tapped a 1/4" hole into my intake tube, and threaded in the nipple. This picture just shows my test fit to determine the orientation for the slash cut on the threaded side of the nipple. I o-ringed and RTV'd it once it was cut, but you get the idea. The rubber grommet to the left is for my IAT sensor.
Then I mounted the can on my passenger shock tower. Like so. Here are the money shots again Logic.
And she's done! I will be getting an inline filter here in the near future as well, just make damn sure no oil particles make their way into the intake on my turbo. The pressure in the tube is minimal, but will be enough to suck the vapor into the can, keeping everything green and clean.
To compensate for this odd turn of environmentally-friendly behavior, I will be increasing my carbon footprint by pouring all my used oil into my neighbor's garden. We don't like each other - they may not mind driving over their horse's shit in the driveway, but I do - so this kills two birds with one stone.