Okay, so here are mine:
I hit the Cemeno's Pizza Delivery Truck... the light was green, I thought that the guy was going to start going, so I didn't start to slow down all that much. Then he hit his brakes again, and I didn't have enough time to slow down...

It was $3,300 in damage to my car.
So this one is interesting, I had a Will County Sheriff hit me... This one happened when I was on my way to work... Instead of explaining on this in words I made a little diagram... The cop was sitting at the first intersection while that light was red the second intersection was green, so when his turned green in the first inersection the second intersection had turned red and I had a green light. I proceeded to go and make a left turn. Because the cop was looking at his computer and not the traffic light, he hit me dead on in the driver's side corner... if I didn't have to go over the train tracks we would completely t-boned me. He didn't have any lights on or anything and there were plenty of witnesses around to vouch for it to. But it was really interesting to see all the on dutie New Lenox police and practically half of the Will County Sheriff's come to check it out. At one point in time I think that I counted 9 cop cars. Anywho... here are the pics... Car insurance company totaled the car and gave me a check for it. Which was my down payment on the Civic I have now! (The Civic I have now, is the one above.)
This last one didn't happen to me but happened to my parents...
They were going somewhere, I have no clue. But this happened at one of the most notorious intersections in New Lenox for accidents. It was around rush hour so traffic was heavy, and the intersection had backed up and some girl in a Chevy Impala rear ended a Dodge Dakota in turn rear ending my parents, which pushed them into a Ford Expedition. So this ended up involving four cars. So my moms little Hybrid was sandwiched between a SUV and a truck. I asked my mom, and it was about six to seven thousand dollars to fix the whole thing. :S Here's the pictures.
Hope you enjoyed hearing about my accident stories! lol
EDIT: Oh yeah... I also forgot to add that my dad's 04 Civic VP gotta little bump in the rear the other day, but you can't even notice the damage its not worth taking a picture of.