| lol.. "no work needed" -- 'that's right, cuz we already did it for you! see, some homeless guy stole it and fell asleep at the wheel while smoking. his cigarette fell and ignited the interior, spreading to the fuel tank, setting the whole car ablaze. luckily, we were able to salvage the frame and axles of this beautiful gold --er, champagne -- civic! there's just one slight error; one of our boys who will remain anonymous (corky) wasn't really paying attention when assembling the interior and installed a chevy malibu dash and wheel. but don't worry! american and import parts work together flawlessly -- just look at... well, maury povich and connie chung! plus, no one will make fun of you for being one-sided on the issue of american cars vs. imports! because with this beauty, you've got both! come on, start bidding on this gold, er.. champagne civic while i get back to studying my pantone catalog, because i KNOW the difference between gold and champagne. happy bidding!'
ebay, the untold stories.
why would anyone buy a car (let alone anything) off ebay? obviously people are buying/selling cars on ebay all the time.. but.. are people REALLY that trusting of each other? geez... | 
