I am reading the post right now and it way too funny!!!! [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG] We should post our own stories about getting caught!!!
This is my favorite:
I hate this shit...
My Mom (Iam a single parent child.) has walked in on me multiple times. Ill just list the worst.
This was about the second time I had sex w/this girl..I hated using condoms but didn't know her well enough to risk it. This girl only weighed about 90pounds, so it was hard enough to put it in anyway.
*Mom walks in* (in totally calm voice, staring at my bare ass in the air.) "Dustin...are you using protection?" (I go -instalimp-.)
*Me* (gasping) "yeeeaaa, Mom."
*Mom* "Do we need to purchase more." (For some reason @this point, I looked at the girl instead of my mom, w/a weird smirk, probobly trying to see if the girl wanted anything to do w/me now....She just sortof smiled and covered her face w/the blanket."
*Me* (grinning all red in the face,w/that same shitty smirk) "Ya???"
*Mom* "I want you 2 to be extremely careful, you are both too young to have children."
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Those Honda-Tech's are hilarious!@$
i think my parents know.....my mom just told "do whatever you want, just dont get a ugly girl pregnant cuz youre stuck with her for the rest of your life"......LOL
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[hr]Originally posted by: fonto
I am reading the post right now and it way too funny!!!! [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG] We should post our own stories about getting caught!!!
This is my favorite:
I hate this shit...
My Mom (Iam a single parent child.) has walked in on me multiple times. Ill just list the worst.
This was about the second time I had sex w/this girl..I hated using condoms but didn't know her well enough to risk it. This girl only weighed about 90pounds, so it was hard enough to put it in anyway.
*Mom walks in* (in totally calm voice, staring at my bare ass in the air.) "Dustin...are you using protection?" (I go -instalimp-.)
*Me* (gasping) "yeeeaaa, Mom."
*Mom* "Do we need to purchase more." (For some reason @this point, I looked at the girl instead of my mom, w/a weird smirk, probobly trying to see if the girl wanted anything to do w/me now....She just sortof smiled and covered her face w/the blanket."
*Me* (grinning all red in the face,w/that same shitty smirk) "Ya???"
*Mom* "I want you 2 to be extremely careful, you are both too young to have children."
Damn, I love my Mom...[hr]
LOL That's my favorite one too!! It's like he's having a conversation wit his mom while he's bangin his woman. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
I got a story. We didn't really get caught but.....
My girlfriend lives with her mom, and their house is pretty big. So it's like 12:30 at night, we're in my g/f's room watchin tv, and her mom is in bed on the other side of the house. Well, we get bored and decide to do something else. [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG] So we're gettin into it and my girlfriend starts to get kinda loud. I'm thinkin, man, she knows her mom's sleepin. But I just keep goin. Well, about 5 minutes later my girlfriend's phone rings and it's her mom. lol She's like, "I woke up and noticed that his car is still here." I guess that was my signal to either leave or be quiet. So we just kept it down.
Well maybe I should tell a few of my stories...I have been caught MANY times, but never by my parents.
Me and my gf went up to this hiking area up in the mountains by her house. There was this dirt parking area and no one was up there so we got in the back seat and started getting it own. So we are into it and these Yahoos in two pick up trucks came up the dirt rode to the parking lot and one of them stopped and shined there headlights on us and the other one did a half donut in front of us and yelling stuff out the window at us?!? Before I realized what was going on my gf was in the drivers seat taking off down the hill...I swear she jumped through her drawls like a dog through a hoop into the front seat!!! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
Another time me and my gf were on a culdasac (*sp) a few blocks away from her house. We were getting it on then suddenly a cars headlight shoot around the corner and right at us...so we put on our cloths quick, and it turned out to be a cop. He checked out IDs and saw that she lived down the block, and then he said there have been some robberies lately of people parking in the culdasac there...so he was cool and told us to go home.
Ive never been caught in the act but mom has found evidence. I was hitting it up with the ex in my room and when we finished I left the rubber in a tissue on my floor and left. Dropped off the girl met up with the boyz and got really stoned. Lets say I didnt remember to throw the evidence away. The next morning I woke up early and left the house when I came home My mom said "If your gonna have sex in your room throw out the used Rubbers". I looked at her burst of laughing and left.
Ive been caught somewhat by cops,park rangers,beach patrol and a numerous people on the street I just dont feel they count.
This happened with my ex. Her parents were outta town for the weekend. Crazy sex fest. Than in the morning I hear footsteps up her deck in the back, than Im like OH shit. Were laying there, just finished the duty, and i run to the bathroom, and its her best friend. Her and her best friends always just walk into the house, I was pissed. Her best friend knew I was spending the night there, and knew what kidna car I drove, she coulda just knocked or called.
I think my dad found one of my condom... Another time I was messing around with this girl in my room, and he knocked and opened right after the knock. He was like "oh sorry" and walked out. When I came out.. He pretended nothing happened.
[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG] We should post our own stories about getting caught!!!
