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Old 01-16-2003   #1 (permalink)
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what's the best way to relieve stress?

hey guys... i'm pretty stressed out with school.. and my gf isn't helping either!!
what sorta things can i do to help relieve stress?
smoking isn't helping, and i don't think masturbating would help either [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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I have found that wackin the ol' tali wacker is one of the best forms of stress relief or having your gf do it. Since you said that isn't working, try going to a massage parlor and having all of the toxins released from your body.
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Nothing in this world beats a slow soft blow job....I'm drunk...Feck you bunghole!!!
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Yup massages work wonders, maybe get your gf do something and you can return the favor [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
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thats a real good way to relieve stress, go get drunk and get laid,
go out with your friends go party something to get your mind off of
what your thinking.
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Yup massages work wonders, maybe get your gf do something and you can return the favor [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG][hr]
my gf's part of my stress problem.. i don't think she'd help me out... HAHAHA... stupid biatch's time o' month...
now, when you guys say massage parlors, are you guys referring to "massage" parlors (emphasis on the quotation marks), or normal massage parlors? *wink*

i've even tried running laps, but that didn't help... still stressed with school work...
and if i rub one out again, my nuts will be bone dry...
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i was refering to normal massage parlors.
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what do you think 8he was refering to?
some gurl hibeatin you off maggae parlor??
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Hahaha. Way to get plastered, Mohawkboom
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Go exercise....works for me.
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Nothing in this world beats a slow soft blow job....I'm drunk...Feck you bunghole!!![hr]
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just do your damn school work...
say you have 5 things due....if you do just 3 of them the end will seem closer and you won't feel so bogged down...
nothing (other than sex) feels better than finishing up your work getting some excercise and coming home and chilllllllin...
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Get drunk and beat up your woman for holding out on you. Then shoot up your school for giving you soooo much homework. Then go to jail and get ****ed in the ass by Bubba. It'll all be ok, you'll see.
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my gf's part of my stress problem.. i don't think she'd help me out... HAHAHA... stupid biatch's time o' month...

and if i rub one out again, my nuts will be bone dry...[hr]
your gf's time of the month = your time of the month for bonus bjs

oh, and your nuts don't run dry, trust me, i've tried to do it =)
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Massages are a good way of relieving stress. Anything that has to do with your genital can relieve stress also. Your girlfriend could help you relieve stress. Put those all together and have your girlfriend massage your genitals.
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Work on your car. Do some of the DIY's that we have. Anytime I get stressed and need to take a step back I go work on my car. No one bothers me, it's just me and a work of art.
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I'm now sober...slightly hungover and woke up with a broken ankle....yet I remember only slightly twisting it last night....[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]..Oh man this sux
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Go exercise....works for me.[hr]
Agreed, go lift some weights bro! Nothin like a good work out does the trick for me!
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Go drive on a country road really fast with your music really loud, and scream in your car, or park in a deserted field and run as far out as you can and scream. That works for me. Of course, i get my college work done as soon as I get it.
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my gf's part of my stress problem.. i don't think she'd help me out... HAHAHA... stupid biatch's time o' month...

and if i rub one out again, my nuts will be bone dry...[hr]
your gf's time of the month = your time of the month for bonus bjs

oh, and your nuts don't run dry, trust me, i've tried to do it =)[hr]
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seems like 80% recommend sex, so i'll take up on the suggestion... i'm gonna call my gf tonite, see if she's still on the rag...

i've ran laps today, still feel stressed out... i'm the kinda person who finishes school work ASAP... my brain's fried!!!!

i think screaming and yelling could help, but i dunno where to do that though...

oh BTW, has anyone ever been to a "massage" parlor *wink*? cause i'm deeply interested...
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oh BTW, has anyone ever been to a "massage" parlor *wink*? cause i'm deeply interested...[hr]
what was that? youre interested in a ho house?


ahem

sorry..."massage" parlor *wink*


no...sorry never been to one. i'm sure your girl would appreciate your deep interest tho [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]

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I'd go lift some weights, work on my car, go get drunk, get a blowjob, smoke a cigarette, run, sleep, just do something you enjoy. . . whether it's reading, playing video games, watching movies, etc.
Do something fun for you to get your mind off of school and when you're doing that don't talk about school, take your mind off it completely for a few hours. . . then go back and do HW, study or whatever you gotta do.

Speaking of that I gotta do some physics. . . thanx 4 the reminder.
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go to the beach at night time... sooooo relaxing... u can scream or masterbate there... lol... if u like.. but i think that just sitting in front of the water is just... "soothing"... i dunno, helped me... and even if its winter where u are, doesnt matter, its winter here and the beach is still beautiful...
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whoever made this post hit the money on this one. my gf is giving me shit too. i usually find that women do relieve my stress, but i thats not an option at the moment. i dont like to masterbate really cause it makes me feel nasty plus why do it when she can do more than for you, and smoking seems too depressing. i cant really run laps out here cause its like 4 degrees outside. oh well f**k it, i have found other ways to get rid of it. i think i may just try and occupy my time with some type of recreation. i dunno what but i always figure something. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/IMG]
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oh BTW, has anyone ever been to a "massage" parlor *wink*? cause i'm deeply interested...[hr]
what was that? youre interested in a ho house?


ahem

sorry..."massage" parlor *wink*


no...sorry never been to one. i'm sure your girl would appreciate your deep interest tho [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG][hr]
ho house? i believe the correct nomenclature is "house of burlesque" or "flesh farm"
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Life isn't a b*tch, life's a beautiful woman, you only call her a b*tch because she won't let you get that pu*sy,
maybe she didnt feel you all had any similar interests, or maybe you're an as*hole that couldn't sweet talk the princess...

dude.. i ain't being an A$$HOLE to my gf... she's totally getting moody for no reason.. and she knows it... she doesn't hesitate to admit that she's being a BlTCH lately...

gonna play b-ball tomorrow.. hopefully that'll be good...
just chatting on the internet kinda helps too.. plus the fact that i skipped al my classes today.. AH HAHAHA
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