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Old 10-29-2002   #1 (permalink)
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DIY! Annoying Credit Card Applications

For some reason, credit card companies LOVE me. Especially Citibank.


Step 1
Cut out any information relating to persons involved. That way they won't confuse the end product of this DIY with a sincere application gone horribly wrong. Make sure the return address on the backside remains intact.


Step 2
You will need to cut out the little address part to fill in the appropiate window on the return envelope. I cut the bottom part at the crease so it would sit in the envelope nicely while I taped the upper part against the window.



Step 3
Tape the return address to the inside of the envelope so that the address shows through the window.


Now it's time to break out the greatest office tool ever,
Mr.SHREDiT. [IMG]i/expressions/demon.gif[/IMG]


Step 4
If you can't figure this part out, you better stop what your doing right now. I'd hate for my DIY to be responsible for reducing your counting ability...


Step 5
I made sure the discharge from Mr.ShrediT landed on the floor, away from previously shredded items that probably have my personal info still on it. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/IMG]


Step 6
Just as the envelope says: Enclose your Pre-Approved Acceptance Form


Step 7
The finished product


Step 8
Repeat as many times as necessary


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Old 10-29-2002   #2 (permalink)
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why don't you just throw them away??? you must have alot of free time...
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because thats more satisfying.
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hahahahhaa....that's a classic!!!!


edit: i wonder what the people say or think when they get the envelope back.....
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THAT IS SOOOO GREEAT[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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because thats more satisfying.[hr]
EXACTLY!

I usually shred the app and envelope, but I get so damn many of these. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG]
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You entertain me to no end. I'm sure if i were feeling better (not sick and [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG] about my car) I'd have something wittier to say, but oh well...

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Yeah.. well imagine getting that many applications.. x2 for all the mispellings of your name
So I get in the mail from each credit card company one for Mekenna, Mekenra, and Mckena *sigh*
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That's sweet man

Now you just need to post a DIY on how to do that for e-mail spam ...
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Actually i've sent the credit card companies lovely advertisements for strippers, duct cleaning, and so much more junk mail...
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ahahahahaahahahahahahaha thats pretty funny...ima go do that.
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Haha, that is funny as hell. My wife and I get around 10 a week, I'm gonna have to try that. The way
I get telemarketers to say goodbye quickly is I tell them I'm in the middle of masterbating, and it's like,
"Oh, sorry" click..

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