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Old 02-08-2007   #1 (permalink)
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What is the most absurd lie you have told someone, and they believed it?

I am bored so I thought this topic would entertain me.

I told a couple of girls once that I was in the FBI and it was my job to make people identities disappear. They all believed me.
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in high school i ditched for like 2 weeks straight and came back and told my teachers i was in a car accident and just got out of the hospital, They bought it and I didnt have to make up any homework lol.
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