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[Taffy]

Dorky guy at work is going out with decent looking girl at work. Decent looking girl breaks up with dorky guy. Decent looking girl looks for a rebound and mounts a player at work. Dorky guys flips out and fucks up player's new car (at work). Player finds out dorky guy did it and tells him he is going to beat his ass down. Player gets fired. I knew player and he was a cool guy, just liked to bang white chicks . But why the hell did they have to fire him over that. If someone messed with my car I would beat the shit out of that assclown also.

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[cleancivic 05]

ok he can argee his firing to his boss and can he prove dorky guy fubar dudes car.

[modoman]

his mistake was telling him he was going to beat his ass, rather than puttin on a ski mask and beating his ass.

[MajinB]

eh, he should have told the dork all the gory details of the white girl bang.

[aznsmtboy]

He threatened him, that's why he got fired. He should have just done it outside of work without any prior warning.

[rander1]

also known as assault...

[nick95673]

if the "player" did anything to the "dork" (how old are you?) while at work, the boss is open to a suit for allowing a hostile work enviroment. Also seeing as how the boss knows the intent of the "player" if the "player" did do something it would be like the company assaulted the "dork". The "player" should learn from this experience. Some times ass is not worth the cosequences.

[DannyK35]

Yeah what kind of job/company are we talking about here?

[diskreet]

Ive never had anyone actually do anything to my car but one day some idiot stopped in the middle or a road I was on. Dead stop, and I was going like 50. I slammed on the brakes, got out, and started flipping out on them. It was useless cause there may have been like 18 people in this 4 door accord, that was bouncing like they removed the springs, and not 1 spoke any english.
At this point I ran to my trunk and got the lug nut wrench. He "sped" off before I could get to his face with it, but sped is an overstatement of just how slow that thing moved.

I haven't ever gotten that crazy before, but I am really considering getting one of these to keep in the glove box for people like him. Actually after I deposit some money today I am most likely ordering it.

[Sinisterdexter]

Diskreet: That Baton looks mean as hell. Prolly more effective in scaring illegals than a lug wrench.

But back to the topic. Does the chick work for the company? Because if so, you shouldn't be dating to begin with. Sure it's fun but dating on the job sucks. When I worked at Kohl's as Men's Supervisor I was dating the Misses Supervisor, we kept it secret from the people at work for around 6 months(was a tough 6 months) but when it came out people bitched and moaned. She wasn't even superior to me on the job. We both held the same level title and such.

It gets even worse if you are dating someone and then break up with them. Try working in an enviroment where you don't want to see one of your co-workers because of stupid relationship stuff.

But anyways, the 'player' was a douche bag. The 'dork'(Hey I resent that term) was a douche bag for messing with the guy's car. If the 'player' can prove that the 'dork' did it on work time he could have gotten the guy in trouble. BUT since the 'player' threatened the 'dork' on work time he got his ass handed to him.

And beating the crap out of him isn't the answer. You need to get revenge in more sinister ways. Like winning in life. Nothing tastes sweeter than getting a better job(or in this case, winning the girl) and rubbing it in the other person's face.