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The Top 25 Differences Between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek"
The Top 25 Differences Between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek"


25> "Star Trek": cardboard sets.
"Star Wars": cardboard actors.

24> "Star Trek" fans sit in front of televisions watching reruns.
"Star Wars" fans sit in front of theaters that won't even be showing the film.

23> Darth Vader needs the Force to make people gag.
William Shatner merely acts.

22> Some Trekkies are now old enough to have moved from their parents' basement to the retirement home basement.

21> Lots of fans can speak Klingon, but only losers speak Wookiee.

20> "Trek": The bad guys are thinly disguised non-Americans.
"Wars": The bad guys are thinly disguised Americans.

19> "Star Wars": buns on the head.
"Star Trek": buns in the uniform.

18> Luke: "Well, not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock."
C-3PO: "Not really, sir. Time travel and teleportation are more of a 'Trek' thing."

17> Lightsabers are powered by D cells, while phasers take a 9-volt.

16> Gene Roddenberry was a legendary pioneer of thought-provoking, futuristic science fiction.
George Lucas created Jar Jar Binks.

15> Spock puts the TP on so it rolls over the top, whereas Vader likes it to roll underneath.

14> Wookiees and Ewoks vs. Tribbles and toupees.

13> Substantially harder to hand-make a Chewbacca Halloween costume than a Bones McCoy.

12> Besides the advantage of no one recognizing you, wearing the stormtrooper costume keeps that parents'-basement skin pasty white!

11> "Star Trek": Everybody likes Seven of Nine.
"Star Wars": Nobody likes I of VI, or II of VI for that matter.

10> Shatner wears a girdle, but Jabba lets it all hang out.

9> "Star Wars" has the mystical power of the Force to lend gravitas to the adventure, but "Star Trek" has the mystical power of chicks with bigger hooters.

8> "Star Wars": Captain Solo always has a Wookiee at his side.
"Star Trek": Captain Kirk always has nookie on the side.

7> In one, you live long and prosper. In the other, you live large and profit.

6> "Star Wars" fans don't refuse to honor the restraining order if it's not translated into Klingon.

5> Captain Kirk always says, "To infinity and beyond!"
Darth Vader always says, "The Force is like a box of chocolates."

4> If Jar Jar Binks were on "Trek," Scotty would've given him a red shirt and beamed him down to a hostile planet during the opening credits.

3> Hard-core "Star Wars" fans are all overweight, unattractive, diabetic virgins who spend their free time and money building homemade lightsabers.
Hard-core "Star Trek" fans are all overweight, unattractive, diabetic virgins who spend their free time and money building homemade tricorders.

2> Harrison Ford doesn't need to call 911 to ask if he should get his wife from the bottom of the pool.



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i don't get a lot of them.
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Hey...I can speek wookie, and that shits way cooler then some klingon speaking jerk...lol
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i don't get a lot of them.
can someone tell me what this one is about
2> Harrison Ford doesn't need to call 911 to ask if he should get his wife from the bottom of the pool.
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can someone tell me what this one is about
2> Harrison Ford doesn't need to call 911 to ask if he should get his wife from the bottom of the pool.
I think that has to deal with one of the star trek movies where they go to earth....however I could be way wrong because I dont watch star trek.
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no thats probably referring to some dumb star trek actor that called 911 to ask if he should get his wife from the bottom of the pool.

sounds familiar. dont know who it is or what incident though.

i dont really get some of these too, and I'm a fan of both show. hmm.

I like the red shirt one. lol.
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baaahahahhaa i know a person who fits this category perfect!

3> Hard-core "Star Wars" fans are all overweight, unattractive, diabetic virgins who spend their free time and money building homemade lightsabers.
Hard-core "Star Trek" fans are all overweight, unattractive, diabetic virgins who spend their free time and money building homemade tricorders.
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Jar Jar Binks in the red shirt

Remindes me of the Familly Guy episode where they make fun of Star Trek
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2> Harrison Ford doesn't need to call 911 to ask if he should get his wife from the bottom of the pool.
Shatner's wife drowned in a pool. And all he did was call 911 to ask permission to get out out of the bottom of the pool.
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Shatner's wife drowned in a pool. And all he did was call 911 to ask permission to get out out of the bottom of the pool.
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Shatner's wife drowned in a pool. And all he did was call 911 to ask permission to get out out of the bottom of the pool.
So the She-Shantner was a sinker....mmm
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