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Old 05-04-2005   #1 (permalink)
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The Bored As Hell Thread!!!

I am bored as kcuf, and you must be bored as kcuf...that is why we are here in the off-topic forum!

Anybody got any lame jokes? I love lame jokes.

How bout this one?...

Q. What do you call two Mexicans that are fighting?!
A. Juan on Juan



Q. Why are black people so tall?
A. Because their knee-grows



Person #1: Yo, do you know whats really good? Have you ever had supdog?
Person #2: Noo, I never heard of it...What's supdog??!
Person #1: Jusss CHILLIn!!!

Bwaaaahaaaahaaa.....

OK OK...
Q. What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A. It said "Dam".....


Anybody else got some lame ass jokes?

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Old 05-04-2005   #2 (permalink)
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hm ... I heard a variant to the 3rd one:

1 : hey man, you got some updog on your chin
2 : huh? what's up dog?
3 : WHAZZZUP DOGG!??
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Old 05-04-2005   #5 (permalink)
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aw--fvck it. Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster-----1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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