Off Topic"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
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actually normally it was the truth....until i got my new girlfriend, now its not the hand....and BTW Statistics show that 95% of men admit to masturbating, 5% lie
but the 60% of Statistics you read on the internet are bullshit
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Originally Posted by My Father
A friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting next to you in jail saying, "She didn't look like no cop did she?"
Sportin the DX with the high performance piston return springs, are you?
5 days ago is the last time somebody was drunk...coem on...tongiht was guys night out and holy shiznit i am completelky wasteded and i lo0ved it. And the good thigns about it is that i wam goint gto get laid in a cpulple miniues...hope everybody ishaving a good night
k fine, people bitching about no one being drunk in this thread, i'm drunk, 8 shots of honey jaegar, and i'm drunk, at home, the lady has to work and i'm NOT geting laid. yes, i'm pissed, getting laid is the best possible thing that could happen to me right now, but no, i'm on a car website that is all about cars talking about being drunk kind of ironic....TAKE THAT "NODRINK AND DRIVE" ads!!!!! yes i'm pissed, i'm horny and my right hand is looking good, shit my left hand is lookin good too, i might just have me a three-some. better question is, i havn't looked at what i've been typing this whole time, besides making the world's longest runon sentence how many typing error's have i made? geeeeeeah.
__________________ I am the South West CLIT Commander
Quote:
Originally Posted by My Father
A friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting next to you in jail saying, "She didn't look like no cop did she?"
Sportin the DX with the high performance piston return springs, are you?
