Mmmmm hmmmm. If you could ever find a time to call a snail "sexy" then this is it. Here's a recipe that's sure to attract the ladies.
1 - Hot side of a Garrett GT3071R ball-bearing turbo
1 - can of black DEI silicone paint
1 - roll of blue masking tape
1 - container of multi-purpose lock wire
1 - oven of dimunitive British size
**Can substitute normal US-style oven
Apply tape and wire to turbo hot side. Apply paint. Bake in tiny British oven at 250 C for 45 minutes. Don't tell wife you're cooking auto parts again.
Voila!!!
Yummy!!
Looks good enough to eat. Let cool and then use equal parts Gorilla glue, JB Weld, and duct tape to re-assemble turbo. Serve with 15 psi of boost, 93 octane gas, and big honkin' right foot!