lol, got ya beat:
1) not even a week old gardener put a scratch bout 3 inches down the side (buffed out thank god for 20 bucks)
2)about two weeks old tree branch took out the rear window and dented the roof and scratched the hood (thank god for insurance)
3) got the car back w/ overspray and scratches and dents remaing (went to different shop to be fixed again
4)when i get the car back for the fourth time i'm taking it a priest and he's blessing it, and then i'm washing it in holy water, lol