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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon
an Iraqi terrorist that was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
Side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious
State.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was being given to both men. The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
Happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
The highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed
Insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches
Along the road. I yelled to him that 'Saddam Hussein is a
miserable, lowlife, scumbag,' and he yelled back that 'Senator Ted
Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunken
murderer.' So I yelled that 'Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like
a frigid, mean spirited woman' and he retaliated by yelling, 'Oh
yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!' "
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us."
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hahahahaha I hate Ted Kennedy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne Hes the main reason I cant be a Democrat. Then the only thing Mrs. Clinton has going for her is the fact shes Mrs. Clinton.
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Not bad. Heard this one the other day, not political but funny-
You know a famous actor was stabbed yesterday, reese something?
-Witherspoon?
No, with a knife!
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Last edited by jackburton; 01-21-2006 at 01:24 AM.
